Jeeezus on Letterman

[93henfan]

Stephen Strasburg read the Top 10 on Letterman tonight:

Top 10 Little Known Facts About Stephen Strasburg

10. To keep my focus on pitching I sleep on a mound of dirt.
9. Every morning I spread Icy Hot on my toast.
8. Got 3 of my 14 strikeouts while Twittering.
7. To celebrate my first big league win, I bought a hot tub time machine.
6. I wasn't really good until I got bitten by that radioactive spider.
5. Dumb guys think I directed "E.T."
4. I also scored the winning goal for the Blackhawks in the Stanley Cup finals.
3. I blew my signing bonus on laser back hair removal.
2. Don't even try to talk to me before a start or while I'm watching "Glee".
1. If I would have known I'd be on Letterman, I wouldn't have pitched so well.