Old Dominion at Delaware

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11th page and it's only Wednesday.

[ODUfanRazor]

Razor, I've given you a step-by-step exit strategy. As you know, you can't start at Step 3.

Since you're still not following directions, I'll be forced to notify your legal guardian. Your mom and I have discussed that there will be consequences for your misbehavior and as you know, this is going to have an impact on your face paint, glitter, and window tinting allowance. Driving privileges may be lost as well. You may need to start taking the commuter bus back to campus for small engine repair class and you and I know that a young man with a chinstrap beard can't be caught dead taking public transportation. And Coach Blaine is going to be very disappointed when his personal mustache fluffer shows late.

I'll give you one more chance to follow the exit strategy...

Ooooh mom jokes! You've graduated from second grade to fourth!!! Your fellow UD alums must be so proud to have you associated with them.

I would suggest you exiting from this thread as well bu ripping on you for your abject stupidity, lame ass middle school mom jokes and general lack of creativity and intelligence is far too much fun.

Keep up the good work Suzy! I'm sure whatever gas station employs you to take out the trash and clean up all the spilt oil doesn't mind that you are wasting your time, their time and our time with your humorless, moronic posts on this board.

[89Hen]

Where's that pecker face 89Hen?

I don't pick on the defenseless (unless they're from the Big Fluff).

[UD1Hens]

I also have a question about the live feed UD sports will provide on saturday...I noticed it is free for people to watch...is it usually archived so people can go back and watch at a later time? Unfortunately I have to work 9-5 saturday through tuesday.

I haven't seen them archive games there. Once the game ends, the feed goes away and they have highlights up on bluehens.com (within the hour) after the final whistle. That's probably why it's still free. If they get smart and start charging to view games like every other team out there then I expect them to have more in the way of archives.

[andy7171]

JFC!!!

You ODU guys get control of this razor fella. He's an embarrassment to the whole lot of you!

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JFC!!!

You ODU guys get control of this razor fella. He's an embarrassment to the whole lot of you!

I like to think that each of us stand on our own lack of merit. Sit back, keep your head low, and take notes. The Towson-Old Dominion game is on the horizon, and it's our homecoming game. BTW, are you coming down for that?

[ODUfanRazor]

JFC!!!

You ODU guys get control of this razor fella. He's an embarrassment to the whole lot of you!

So wait, let me get this straight dummy.......UD fans taking ridiculous pot shots at the new kid on the block isn't embarassing but a guy standing up for his school to those idiots is?

Well I guess you would be the authority on what's is and isn't embarassing considering you went to freaking Towson, the embarassing red headed step child of the caa.

Respect to you though, you are the only Towson fan I've ever met. The vast majority of them usually have the common sense not to mention that they went to that dump....you on the other hand seem to be proud of it! Good for you Andy! Don't ever let anyone tell you that finishing in dead last in just about every single sports team that you field is something to be embarassed of! Keep your head up kiddo!

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Where's that pecker face 89Hen?

I don't pick on the defenseless (unless they're from the Big Fluff).

Defenseless????
We may be inexperienced and weak, but we are slow.

[State Line Liquors]

Fine, State Line Liquors. I admit it. You've won this argument. You've eloquently lashed me back and forth 7 ways til Saturday, and I graciously hand you the mangled sword and suit of armor I proudly wore upon entering this conversation, as an offering of peace. In admitting defeat I will now follow your instructions word for word :

Step 1 - Bow, kiss the rings, and acknowledge that your athletic department is nothing until it has budgeted and succeeded in college football -

SLL, I humbly kneel before you in your throne room, request the offering of your most kind and forgiving hand, and wish to willfully kiss the massive replica copies of your conference and national championship rings. Old Dominion has little experience in the ways of operating top of the line FCS athletic department, had no idea the resources required to make our program competitive with the likes of Delaware, and now openly acknowledge that the money and effort spent to make a basketball program successful is but a drop in the bucket in comparison to what we need to do for our football team.

Step 2- Thank UD for coming to the CAA and saving it from the brink of extinction 10 years ago.

SLL, I'd like to thank your fine institution for choosing to join the CAA some years ago. Without the existence of Delaware and their position as the flagship of CAA football, none of this football would ever have been possible for Old Dominion. We may have been playing our basketball in Atlantic Sun, with schools nobody had ever heard of it not for your participation in this league. My University now has a brighter future, with hopes of one day being recognized as a respected national institution of higher learning because of the football program you've allowed us to bring to our campus.


Step 3 - Reiterate your previously made statement that UD is without question the better football team.

I've said it before, and now wish to declare publicly it to the CS.com universe, Delaware will win the football game this week, most likely by a comfortable margin, and it will likely be a few more years before we are capable of mounting a team that belongs on the field with UD. Our coach is unproven, our players are inexperienced, and our fanbase is mostly uninformed and unwashed.

Step 4 - Declare SLL the undisputed monarch of adult beverage selection and price.

State Line Liquors is a megastore of alcohol (and international cheese) selection, that is practically a fantasy dream land of macro and micro brewed beers, tasty and fairly priced bottled booze, and features the world most talented vintners. SLL, your namesake is the finest combination of selection and price in the world of consumption. I will spend at least 30 minutes and $100 in your store this coming Saturday afternoon upon my departure from the butt whooping UD hands to ODU.

Step 5 - Go make my pizza, you're late and I'm starting to subtract from what otherwise would have been your tip.

Right away, sir.

That's more like it. You may now leave and tell your fellow ODU fans on CAAZone and whatever other boards you dwell on, what has just happened. Be gone.

[ODUfanRazor]

The Delaware mindset is absolutely amazing to me.

Apparently it's completely ok for them to run off at the mouth to odu fans all day long but when an odu fan comes back at them, they can't seem to handle it and act butthurt.

Fascinating stuff. I guess we should let them have it since as I've said, we own them in every other sport and soon enough we will own them in football and they know it.

Keep up the boring jokes and lame zingers fellas, maybe eventually one of you will actually post something semi funny and worth reading.

[AZGrizFan]

Did all the former University of San Diego fans transfer to ODU?

Is THIS what we get when ODU is pseudocompetitive? Arrogance and lack of respect for the old guard?

[ODUfanRazor]

Fine, State Line Liquors. I admit it. You've won this argument. You've eloquently lashed me back and forth 7 ways til Saturday, and I graciously hand you the mangled sword and suit of armor I proudly wore upon entering this conversation, as an offering of peace. In admitting defeat I will now follow your instructions word for word :

Step 1 - Bow, kiss the rings, and acknowledge that your athletic department is nothing until it has budgeted and succeeded in college football -

SLL, I humbly kneel before you in your throne room, request the offering of your most kind and forgiving hand, and wish to willfully kiss the massive replica copies of your conference and national championship rings. Old Dominion has little experience in the ways of operating top of the line FCS athletic department, had no idea the resources required to make our program competitive with the likes of Delaware, and now openly acknowledge that the money and effort spent to make a basketball program successful is but a drop in the bucket in comparison to what we need to do for our football team.

Step 2- Thank UD for coming to the CAA and saving it from the brink of extinction 10 years ago.

SLL, I'd like to thank your fine institution for choosing to join the CAA some years ago. Without the existence of Delaware and their position as the flagship of CAA football, none of this football would ever have been possible for Old Dominion. We may have been playing our basketball in Atlantic Sun, with schools nobody had ever heard of it not for your participation in this league. My University now has a brighter future, with hopes of one day being recognized as a respected national institution of higher learning because of the football program you've allowed us to bring to our campus.


Step 3 - Reiterate your previously made statement that UD is without question the better football team.

I've said it before, and now wish to declare publicly it to the CS.com universe, Delaware will win the football game this week, most likely by a comfortable margin, and it will likely be a few more years before we are capable of mounting a team that belongs on the field with UD. Our coach is unproven, our players are inexperienced, and our fanbase is mostly uninformed and unwashed.

Step 4 - Declare SLL the undisputed monarch of adult beverage selection and price.

State Line Liquors is a megastore of alcohol (and international cheese) selection, that is practically a fantasy dream land of macro and micro brewed beers, tasty and fairly priced bottled booze, and features the world most talented vintners. SLL, your namesake is the finest combination of selection and price in the world of consumption. I will spend at least 30 minutes and $100 in your store this coming Saturday afternoon upon my departure from the butt whooping UD hands to ODU.


Step 5 - Go make my pizza, you're late and I'm starting to subtract from what otherwise would have been your tip.

Right away, sir.

That's more like it. You may now leave and tell your fellow ODU fans on CAAZone and whatever other boards you dwell on, what has just happened. Be gone.

Oh my god! I've finally found it! The saddest, most pathetic thing I've ever read on a message board!

It's not just that you took all that time to make that sad pathetic post, it's the fact that a. It isn't even remotely witty or funny in any way shape or form and b. The fact that you actually think that it is and you totally got me.

Now I see why Delaware is the laughing stock of America.....it's fans have the sarcastic humor and wit of Mormons in church on Christmas reading bible verses.

[ODUfanRazor]

Did all the former University of San Diego fans transfer to ODU?

Is THIS what we get when ODU is pseudocompetitive? Arrogance and lack of respect for the old guard?

Please tell me why I should respect UD fans? Is it because we own them in every other sport we field and will soon own them in football or is it because they've just BEEN sooooooooo respectful to us so far?


Exactly.

[YoUDeeMan]

The Delaware mindset is absolutely amazing to me.

Indeed.

We appear to have knocked you off balance and left you yelping at anything that moves...a natural reaction when one is overwhlemed and insecure.

If you hang in there, and do a little more listening and learning, it might all make sense to you.

[ODUfanRazor]

Holy crap!!! I think I actually stopped at state line liqours on my way up to NY one time.

The store I stopped in had a Arab guy that was actually pretty nice and a crazy looking redneck that prefers sheep to young kids but would honestly take either on a cold Delaware night.

I'm gonna go ahead and guess you were the redneck lol.

Ps I took a dump in your store and didn't flush it. I figured it would help cover up the aroma of sadness and permanent virginity (unless of course you count sheep and schoolboys).

[ODUfanRazor]

The Delaware mindset is absolutely amazing to me.

Indeed.

We appear to have knocked you off balance and left you yelping at anything that moves...a natural reaction when one is overwhlemed and insecure.

If you hang in there, and do a little more listening and learning, it might all make sense to you.

you know just because you continually repeat something it doesn't make it less stupid right? The fact that you think you are making some intelligent point that "doesn't make sense to me" just proves how dopey you are.

You haven't said a single thing worth reading, much less somethng intelligent or witty and much much less something that would beyond my grasp.

Honestly I thought vcu fans were the dumbest fans I've ever met but after having spoken with apparently the entire idiotic fan base of UD, you guys really do take the cake.

Georgia state fans could also learn a thing or two from you.

God damn you better hope you win Saturday because if not, what else will you have to live for?

[andy7171]

JFC!!!

You ODU guys get control of this razor fella. He's an embarrassment to the whole lot of you!

So wait, let me get this straight dummy.......UD fans taking ridiculous pot shots at the new kid on the block isn't embarassing but a guy standing up for his school to those idiots is?

Well I guess you would be the authority on what's is and isn't embarassing considering you went to freaking Towson, the embarassing red headed step child of the caa.

Respect to you though, you are the only Towson fan I've ever met. The vast majority of them usually have the common sense not to mention that they went to that dump....you on the other hand seem to be proud of it! Good for you Andy! Don't ever let anyone tell you that finishing in dead last in just about every single sports team that you field is something to be embarassed of! Keep your head up kiddo!

Yeah, you're completely rational.

Do us a favor and beat Delaware in Newark before you run your mouth like this. Towson has, I have.

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UD Alums:
Joe Biden - You let him leave Delaware But now he's everyone's problem
Chris Christie - You let him leave Delaware. Bad for you. Good for NJ.

[Rob Iola]

So wait, let me get this straight dummy.......UD fans taking ridiculous pot shots at the new kid on the block isn't embarassing but a guy standing up for his school to those idiots is?

Well I guess you would be the authority on what's is and isn't embarassing considering you went to freaking Towson, the embarassing red headed step child of the caa.

Respect to you though, you are the only Towson fan I've ever met. The vast majority of them usually have the common sense not to mention that they went to that dump....you on the other hand seem to be proud of it! Good for you Andy! Don't ever let anyone tell you that finishing in dead last in just about every single sports team that you field is something to be embarassed of! Keep your head up kiddo!

Yeah, you're completely rational.

Do us a favor and beat Delaware in Newark before you run your mouth like this. Towson has, I have.

Get off our damn goal line...

[andy7171]

JFC!!!

You ODU guys get control of this razor fella. He's an embarrassment to the whole lot of you!

I like to think that each of us stand on our own lack of merit. Sit back, keep your head low, and take notes. The Towson-Old Dominion game is on the horizon, and it's our homecoming game. BTW, are you coming down for that?

What time is the game? I have soccer games to watch, so if its 12 or 1pm I may not make it down, but a 3 or later game maybe.
I'd love to meet you guys, well most of you. That douchebag Bilas, especially.

[grizzaholic]

I don't want to go back and read most of this thread. Who is this razor fella, and why is he picking on Andy? Do we have a new JBB or something entirely new?

[ODUalum11]

I like to think that each of us stand on our own lack of merit. Sit back, keep your head low, and take notes. The Towson-Old Dominion game is on the horizon, and it's our homecoming game. BTW, are you coming down for that?

What time is the game? I have soccer games to watch, so if its 12 or 1pm I may not make it down, but a 3 or later game maybe.
I'd love to meet you guys, well most of you. That douchebag Bilas, especially.

It's a noon start ...unfortunately. Also has anybody answered my previous question about the live feed UD provides on their athletics website?

[YoUDeeMan]

You haven't said a single thing worth reading, much less somethng intelligent or witty and much much less something that would beyond my grasp.

Oh, it is definitely proving to be beyond your grasp.

You are the guy in the room that suddenly understands he is being laughed at but he can't figure out why.

Quick, say you don't care and try to change the subject. (X 6.93)

[Rob Iola]

What time is the game? I have soccer games to watch, so if its 12 or 1pm I may not make it down, but a 3 or later game maybe.
I'd love to meet you guys, well most of you. That douchebag Bilas, especially.

It's a noon start ...unfortunately. Also has anybody answered my previous question about the live feed UD provides on their athletics website?

Kinda got lost in the noise - what was the UD live feed question you had?

[YoUDeeMan]

UD Alums:
Joe Biden - You let him leave Delaware But now he's everyone's problem
Chris Christie - You let him leave Delaware. Bad for you. Good for NJ.

Can't argue with that.

Cripes, we're stupid enough to keep Biden's son on the payroll.