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Re: Conks being conks - Jesus and Santa Claus were white

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Ivytalk wrote:
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YES SHE WAS!!!!!!
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JohnStOnge wrote:I'm heard about this and I'm not getting the controversy. The ethnic Jews are Caucasian. Absolutely no doubt about that. Jesus was an ethnic Jew. And saying Jesus was of "Middle Eastern decent" doesn't change that. The "typical" person of Middle Eastern descent is Caucasian.
Then there's Santa Clause. "St. Nick" was CERTAINLY Caucasian.

I'm just not getting the big deal about this.
First, The current Arab's who reside throughout the Middle East invaded from Turkey around 300 A.D. So no Jesus was not a White Man. It is well known that the people who lived in the middle east before the Arab take over look like Africans who live in current Ethiopia and Somalia. Since the Arabs took over the region, they inter mixed with the local population. However, DNA test has proved that they share the same DNA Marker as some East Africans.

Secondly, The "Ethnic Jew" Question. Its hard to say what the Original Jews looked like. Not all Ethnic Jews are white. You have Ethnic Jews who live in Africa(Ethiopia Egypt,and South Africa) DNA test has proved this true. You also have Ethnic Jews who live in Iraq, Iran, India and in a small community in western China. All have been DNA tested. So its hard to say how anyone looked like 2000 years ago. If I were to guess what Jesus looked like he would have looked like an offspring from a East African and a Arab. But then again thats just my guess. But Jesus did not look like anything that we see today. He did not have Blue eyes.
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Nobody is saying Jesus had blue eyes.

JSO is correct in a sense that Jesus was likely primarily Caucasian (in the sense that the Turks are largely Caucasian), but you have to remember that Caucasian does not mean "white". Ancient Caucasians were neither white nor black.

This is why the arguments that Jesus looked like Pele are just as spurious as the ones that claim he looked like some Irishman with a beard.
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CID1990 wrote:Nobody is saying Jesus had blue eyes.
Bullshit, JSO1990. :ohno:

EVERYONE is saying exactly that.

SMFH at the excuse makers.

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D1B wrote:
CID1990 wrote:Nobody is saying Jesus had blue eyes.
Bullshit, JSO1990. :ohno:

EVERYONE is saying exactly that.

SMFH at the excuse makers.

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CID1990 wrote:Nobody is saying Jesus had blue eyes.

JSO is correct in a sense that Jesus was likely primarily Caucasian (in the sense that the Turks are largely Caucasian), but you have to remember that Caucasian does not mean "white". Ancient Caucasians were neither white nor black.

This is why the arguments that Jesus looked like Pele are just as spurious as the ones that claim he looked like some Irishman with a beard.
The Hebrews were not from the Caucasians stock. Look it up. In addition, the Arabs did not invade the middle east until the 300 A.D. Long after Jesus' death.
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1st Century arabic people in Israel aren't "white". They looked more like the innocent people killed by our drone strikes. This is so stupid. Jesus was Arab
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mrklean wrote:
D1B wrote:
Bullshit, JSO1990. :ohno:

EVERYONE is saying exactly that.

SMFH at the excuse makers.

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Ibanez wrote:1st Century arabic people in Israel aren't "white". They looked more like the innocent people killed by our drone strikes. This is so stupid. Jesus was Arab

I guess Logic, DNA test and facts dont mean shit to you? :coffee:
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JohnStOnge wrote:I'm heard about this and I'm not getting the controversy. The ethnic Jews are Caucasian. Absolutely no doubt about that. Jesus was an ethnic Jew. And saying Jesus was of "Middle Eastern decent" doesn't change that. The "typical" person of Middle Eastern descent is Caucasian.

Then there's Santa Clause. "St. Nick" was CERTAINLY Caucasian.

I'm just not getting the big deal about this.
this is a better representation of Jesus. Olive skin and everything.
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mrklean wrote:
Ibanez wrote:1st Century arabic people in Israel aren't "white". They looked more like the innocent people killed by our drone strikes. This is so stupid. Jesus was Arab

I guess Logic, DNA test and facts dont mean shit to you? :coffee:
Jesus was an arab man.

That is if he ever really existed.
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mrklean wrote:
Ibanez wrote:1st Century arabic people in Israel aren't "white". They looked more like the innocent people killed by our drone strikes. This is so stupid. Jesus was Arab

I guess Logic, DNA test and facts dont mean shit to you? :coffee:
What are you talking about?
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Santa Claus also resembles Norse mythology .
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kalm wrote:Santa Claus also resembles Norse mythology .
There is a dash of Egyptian mythology in our Christmas Traditions.


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