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Walz Announces $8 Billion Grant To Somali Company To Investigate Fraud

ST. PAUL, MN — In response to growing allegations of fraud tied to Minnesota's Somali community, Governor Tim Walz announced he had awarded an $8 billion grant to a Somali company to find the perpetrators.

"I'm sparing no expense to find those responsible," Governor Walz announced. "That's why I'm consulting with a Somali private detective agency. They know when to run a mean pick-six."

"They also run a nifty daycare center," he added.

To date, approximately $18 billion has been lost to fraud in Minnesota through fake social service programs run by Somalis, some of whom may be in the country illegally. Walz hopes to get to the bottom of the scandal with a lucrative grant to the newly formed Osman Farah Private Eye Detective Agency for Finding Welfare Fraud

"Look at me. Look at me. I am the detective now," said Detective Osman Farah.

Democrats praised Walz for rising above politics to get to the bottom of the fraud case. "Well, I'm convinced," said Minnesota Congressional Representative Ilhan Omar. "Nothing to see here. As usual, America is the real villain."

Previously, Republicans questioned Walz's leadership throughout the Somali daycare fraud scandal, even going so far as to suggest he's involved. Now, however, they're certain he's just mentally handicapped and unable to run an elaborate money laundering scheme himself.

"We should probably have him arrested, but honestly, this is all so entertaining," House Speaker Mike Johnson said as he ate a bag of popcorn while watching the news. "Ha, they just found another billion. Hilarious."

At publishing time, Somali detectives announced they were close to cracking the case and just needed another $8 billion in funds to be sure.

https://babylonbee.com/news/walz-announ ... gate-fraud

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Is This Minnesota Daycare Actually A Fake Somali Front? Know The Signs


Before you sign your kids up for a daycare in Minnesota, it's always important to first check if it's a Somali front for defrauding the government. Here are eight signs to be on the lookout for:

1. There are no children at the daycare: A subtle clue something fishy may be going on.

The daycare is just a creepy old van that someone spray-painted "Daycare" on: Hmmmm.

The daycare's address keeps changing depending on where the van is parked: This might not be totally above board.

When you call the daycare number, someone answers "Al-Shabaab headquarters, how can I direct your call?": Concerning.

The daycare's ad says "Yor Kids Wil Lear So Mutch Heer": There's no spellcheck in Somalia.

The daycare owner just pulled up in a Lambo: Not your typical daycare owner ride.

The daycare owner just got out of his Lambo carrying an RPG: This is getting suspicious.

The daycare owner just got a big bag of money from Tim Walz in the parking lot and now you're physically watching him use the money to buy more RPGs: Yup, it's a Somali front.

Watch out for these signs to keep your kiddos safe this year.

https://babylonbee.com/news/is-this-min ... -the-signs

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Does eloon not understand that the Babylon Bee is satire?


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[kalm]

Does eloon not understand that the Babylon Bee is satire?


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He’s not clever enough to get satire.

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[Caribbean Hen]

And what would little Ollie say about Joe Bozo… the guy that got Trump elected…….. not a word

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And what would little Ollie say about Joe Bozo… the guy that got Trump elected…….. not a word

Maybe because only sheeple and losers think the two are comparable.

But maybe he has. He called out American culture writ large in this screed. That of course incudes Biden and most politicians who’ve been at it for any length of time.

The fact you missed that part is unsurprising. Dear leader over introspection.

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And what would little Ollie say about Joe Bozo… the guy that got Trump elected…….. not a word

What would you say say about PedoDon ... the guy that got Joe Bozo elected…….. not a negative word

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Glad he turned the Kennedy Center around…

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[SeattleGriz]

No record of you complaining when this happened. Faux outrage.

[UNI88]

No record of you complaining when this happened. Faux outrage.

What is the time limit on "complaining"? He just pardoned Hernandez on December 1, 2025.

You're grasping to defend/deflect attention from trump's hypocrisy.

[SeattleGriz]

No record of you complaining when this happened. Faux outrage.

What is the time limit on "complaining"? He just pardoned Hernandez on December 1, 2025.

You're grasping to defend/deflect attention from trump's hypocrisy.

There's no time limit, just the void of you caring about any of this before Trump. TDS outrage.

[SeattleGriz]

Does eloon not understand that the Babylon Bee is satire?


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He’s not clever enough to get satire.

Elon's golf handicap is better than yours. Not only is he a genius, but he's a better golfer too.

[UNI88]

What is the time limit on "complaining"? He just pardoned Hernandez on December 1, 2025.

You're grasping to defend/deflect attention from trump's hypocrisy.

There's no time limit, just the void of you caring about any of this before Trump. TDS outrage.

One, trump is doing this sh!t on a level unprecedented in my lifetime. So yes, I'm going to be more critical of trump than I was of biden (and I was critical of biden unlike most MAQA yahoos who are critical of trump's opponents but can't bring themselves to level any substantive criticism toward trump).

Two, the hypocrisy of you stating "just the void of me caring about any of this before Trump" when you cared about it before trump but suddenly ceased to care about it after trump came into power is laughable.

[kalm]

He’s not clever enough to get satire.

Elon's golf handicap is better than yours. Not only is he a genius, but he's a better golfer too.

Probably. I’m hurt, dawg. Don’t ask me if I’m alright!

Didn’t know Elon played golf.

He’s still stupid.

[SeattleGriz]

There's no time limit, just the void of you caring about any of this before Trump. TDS outrage.

One, trump is doing this sh!t on a level unprecedented in my lifetime. So yes, I'm going to be more critical of trump than I was of biden (and I was critical of biden unlike most MAQA yahoos who are critical of trump's opponents but can't bring themselves to level any substantive criticism toward trump).

Two, the hypocrisy of you stating "just the void of me caring about any of this before Trump" when you cared about it before trump but suddenly ceased to care about it after trump came into power is laughable.

Trump is doing this on an unprecedented level. Bitch, fucking please. You totally support the gridlock that drives the executive orders. You offer no solutions.

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One, trump is doing this sh!t on a level unprecedented in my lifetime. So yes, I'm going to be more critical of trump than I was of biden (and I was critical of biden unlike most MAQA yahoos who are critical of trump's opponents but can't bring themselves to level any substantive criticism toward trump).

Two, the hypocrisy of you stating "just the void of me caring about any of this before Trump" when you cared about it before trump but suddenly ceased to care about it after trump came into power is laughable.

Trump is doing this on an unprecedented level. Bitch, fucking please. You totally support the gridlock that drives the executive orders. You offer no solutions.

I support freedom and the Constitution which your false god is trampling all over. Yes, I prefer gridlock to authoritarianism.

You support blind allegiance to your false god over all else.


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So true.

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