Arrogant Bicycle Douchebags

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[bobbythekidd]

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From the thread! Alpha, at least be consistent.

Pretty fucking amazing. Hell I was a bunny hopping king back before I got my DL and I could get over a bike rack or up a 3ft. wall. What that fucker is doing is pure art.

I know I was thinking the same thing, I used to jump off of stuff similar to what that he is doing at the end but I could never do any of the stuff "after" the jump or the bunny hop that this guy does.

Great description it is art

[dbackjon]

Alphie, no offense, but blow me. I cycle everyday for exercise, and often ride to work for convenience. Don't stereotype asshole. There is nothing wrong with wanting to cut down on my personal contribution to the overall input of carbon into the environment. I take my responsiblity as a citizen very seriously. Personal responsibilty isn't an exclusive attribute of the Conk culture, and isn't restricted to fiscal contribution to society. I am an avid hunter and outdoorsman, and get real pissed off when I see these "conservative", "outdoorsman" types riding in their gas guzzling, fume spewing monster SUV's to the fucking 7-11! Give me a fucking break, most of them are just psuedo-man pussies that maybe get out in the woods on the occasional weekend, when they can get their balls back from their wives or girlfriends. A real sportsman/outdoorsman is by default an environmentalist in the real sense. Our passion for the wild places that are so quickly disappearing under the blades of large land clearing construction equipment demands that we be.

Any man who claims to be a true outdoorsman and doesn't support personal environmental responsiblity is the real douche. It takes more than going to the store and buying a gun and ammo to make you a real man.

[youngterrier]

Alphie, no offense, but blow me. I cycle everyday for exercise, and often ride to work for convenience. Don't stereotype asshole. There is nothing wrong with wanting to cut down on my personal contribution to the overall input of carbon into the environment. I take my responsiblity as a citizen very seriously. Personal responsibilty isn't an exclusive attribute of the Conk culture, and isn't restricted to fiscal contribution to society. I am an avid hunter and outdoorsman, and get real pissed off when I see these "conservative", "outdoorsman" types riding in their gas guzzling, fume spewing monster SUV's to the fucking 7-11! Give me a fucking break, most of them are just psuedo-man pussies that maybe get out in the woods on the occasional weekend, when they can get their balls back from their wives or girlfriends. A real sportsman/outdoorsman is by default an environmentalist in the real sense. Our passion for the wild places that are so quickly disappearing under the blades of large land clearing construction equipment demands that we be.

Any man who claims to be a true outdoorsman and doesn't support personal environmental responsiblity is the real douche. It takes more than going to the store and buying a gun and ammo to make you a real man.

We have a 7-11 in South Carolina?

[Grizalltheway]

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From the thread! Alpha, at least be consistent.

I know I was thinking the same thing, I used to jump off of stuff similar to what that he is doing at the end but I could never do any of the stuff "after" the jump or the bunny hop that this guy does.

Great description it is art

And alphie takes dumb to yet another level.

[dbackjon]

From the thread! Alpha, at least be consistent.

And alphie takes dumb to yet another level.

Which is quite a feat for him.

[Ursus A. Horribilis]

The funniest thing about some of these threads that I don't think some of you "get it". I know some do but those that don't are what makes things hilarious.

Kudos Alpha.

[JohnStOnge]

I'd love to be in a situation where I could ride a bicycle to work. Used to ride bicycles everywhere when I was in college and could pedal to school or work in about 20 minutes taking back streets that had little traffic on them. No way now though. Office if 15 miles away so you're talking about a 1 1/2 to 2 hour commute each way even if things were set up for bicycles and things aren't set up for bicycles. Plus in the summer the humidity is usually +90% in the mornings when I'd be going to work so I"d be drenched in sweat by the time I got there. Only way it'd work is if I could take a shower and get dressed after arriving. And there's no shower there. Then in the afternoon it'd be 1 1/2 to 2 hours back in the hot sun and still high humidity. I'd either have to dress like a bedouin to avoid sunburn or wear sunscreen. Of course in the winter there's a different set of issues.

And that's the problem. For many people riding a bicycle to work just isn't a practical option. If you can do it great. Like I said, if it were practical I'd love to do it. But not because I am concerned about reducing my carbon footprint. I'd do it for the same reasons I did when I was in college. I did it because it was good exercise, it was a pleasant experience to ride early in the morning with sound of the wind in my years, and it me money. I couldn't take a few bong hits before leaving in the morning and a few hits out of my Dr. Grabow before heading home like I did then . That would cut the enjoyment some. But it'd still be fun.

Oh, and I wouldn't wear one of those stupid looking bike helmets either. I'd take my chances with respect to the microscopically miniscule risk that I'd be seriously injured when I wouldn't have been if I would've been wearing a stupid looking helmet that dimishes the experience by keeping the wind from blowing freely through my hair.

[ALPHAGRIZ1]

The funniest thing about some of these threads that I don't think some of you "get it". I know some do but those that don't are what makes things hilarious.

Kudos Alpha.

Maybe these idiots missed the part about protesting oil companies while bragging about riding their bikes?

Ride your bike all you want but the protests on bike people are idiot assholes.

[Ursus A. Horribilis]

The funniest thing about some of these threads that I don't think some of you "get it". I know some do but those that don't are what makes things hilarious.

Kudos Alpha.

Maybe these idiots missed the part about protesting oil companies while bragging about riding their bikes?

Ride your bike all you want but the protests on bike people are idiot assholes.

Yeah, it happens all over the board. The lack of understanding the other guy's point on some of these threads is amazing.

I noticed it a couple of years ago with John St. Onge's posts. Once you're in a certain box then anything you say needs an emotional response based on your feelings.

It's pretty fuckin' awesome.

[BigSkyBears]

Getting sick of these hippy pri*ks and their protests of oil companies while saying "Im going to ride my bike to work".

Your tires on your bicycle need petroleum to make the rubber. You have grease in your bike for all the bearings. The plastic on your bike uses all kinds of oil to be made. The metal for the frame was probably mined out of the earth by large equipment that use oil and gas.

On top of all that you stupid pri*ks don't pay any taxes through licensing to use the roads or bike paths.

Fu*k off and quit acting high and mighty

I dunno, I'm not always going to complain...

Do you know how nasty that bike seat is going to smell when she gets off? A sweaty butt and a sweaty cooter is nasty even on hot chicks.

[Ursus A. Horribilis]

I dunno, I'm not always going to complain...

Do you know how nasty that bike seat is going to smell when she gets off? A sweaty butt and a sweaty cooter is nasty even on hot chicks.

I'll eat the fucking seat, the thong, the pussy, and the ass just to save you from the olfactory dissatisfaction. Jeezus Fucking Christ what is wrong with you?

[SunCoastBlueHen]

Do you know how nasty that bike seat is going to smell when she gets off? A sweaty butt and a sweaty cooter is nasty even on hot chicks.

I'll eat the fucking seat, the thong, the pussy, and the ass just to save you from the olfactory dissatisfaction. Jeezus Fucking Christ what is wrong with you?

As usual, Ursus is spot on with this assessment. No homo.

I think BigSkyBears is just a SuperHornet wannabe.

[Ursus A. Horribilis]

I'll eat the fucking seat, the thong, the pussy, and the ass just to save you from the olfactory dissatisfaction. Jeezus Fucking Christ what is wrong with you?

As usual, Ursus is spot on with this assessment. No homo.

I think BigSkyBears is just a SuperHornet wannabe.

Good call on the SH knock off.

[death dealer]

Do you know how nasty that bike seat is going to smell when she gets off? A sweaty butt and a sweaty cooter is nasty even on hot chicks.

I'll eat the fucking seat, the thong, the pussy, and the ass just to save you from the olfactory dissatisfaction. Jeezus Fucking Christ what is wrong with you?

No shit!! I just wish we had a shot of when she had to stand in the peddles!

[Ursus A. Horribilis]

I'll eat the fucking seat, the thong, the pussy, and the ass just to save you from the olfactory dissatisfaction. Jeezus Fucking Christ what is wrong with you?

No shit!! I just wish we had a shot of when she had to stand in the peddles!

Dare to dream brother.

[death dealer]

No shit!! I just wish we had a shot of when she had to stand in the peddles!

Dare to dream brother.

I spelled pedals wrong. I've been kayak fishing all day and have paddles on my mind. Speaking of paddling, that ass looks like it could use one!

[Chizzang]

A full serving of chick floss for Ursus...

[D1B]

I'll eat the fucking seat, the thong, the pussy, and the ass just to save you from the olfactory dissatisfaction. Jeezus Fucking Christ what is wrong with you?

No shit!! I just wish we had a shot of when she had to stand in the peddles!

Why, so you can tell your straight friends about it?

[Ursus A. Horribilis]

A full serving of chick floss for Ursus...

I sent out an interesting thong email last night. Check that one and you'll see the many uses of them.

[BigSkyBears]

Do you know how nasty that bike seat is going to smell when she gets off? A sweaty butt and a sweaty cooter is nasty even on hot chicks.

I'll eat the **** seat, the thong, the pussy, and the ass just to save you from the olfactory dissatisfaction. Jeezus **** Christ what is wrong with you?

No you wouldn't because you're gay.

[Ursus A. Horribilis]

I'll eat the **** seat, the thong, the pussy, and the ass just to save you from the olfactory dissatisfaction. Jeezus **** Christ what is wrong with you?

No you wouldn't because you're gay.

Good one.

Let your wife know that there are at least a few guys out here that will do the job that you are ill prepared to do. She'll appreciate the heads up.

[JohnStOnge]

I was going to post something but never mind.

[uofmman1122]

I was going to post something but never mind.

That's the spirit!

[JohnStOnge]

That's the spirit!

Well, I'd posted this picture of a big fat woman on a little tiny bike. Then I though, "You know what? That's cruel." So I would've just deleted the post. But I didnt' see a "delete" function so I just edited it to say "never mind."