IFAF Women's World Championship Thread

[SuperHornet]

The World Championship tournament has ended. Team USA wins Gold with a 66-0 win over Team Canada. Every time Canada got something going, the American defense slammed the door. Tournament MVP is Kansas City Tribe HB Rusty Sowers.

Gold: USA
Silver: Canada
Bronze: Finland
Fourth: Germany
Fifth: Sweden
Sixth: Austria

[Ursus A. Horribilis]

Ruse, Ursus? Just check out the website.

http://www.2010wwc.info

I don't think you caught my meaning there SH.

And, yes, as a matter of fact, I have been known to paint up for my Sirens. I've also done the same for UOP WVB, UOP WBB, and Sac gymnastics. So what?

OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!

Please god let this be true.

[Grizalltheway]

SH during his days in NJ:

[Ursus A. Horribilis]

SH during his days in NJ:

As pathetic as that is, take it and multiply by at least 1000. Now if you are a 19,20 yr. old and you do something like that OK then, you can come back from it. Can you even fathom the lack of dignity that it would take to be a 30-40 yr. old man doing that at WVB, Gymnastics, or a women's Football game?

I can not imagine the trauma that could have sent a man down that path but I am pretty sure Uncle Purvis going knuckly deep on you is in the mix.

[Grizalltheway]

SH during his days in NJ:

As pathetic as that is, take it and multiply by at least 1000. Now if you are a 19,20 yr. old and you do something like that OK then, you can come back from it. Can you even fathom the lack of dignity that it would take to be a 30-40 yr. old man doing that at WVB, Gymnastics, or a women's Football game?

I can not imagine the trauma that could have sent a man down that path but I am pretty sure Uncle Purvis going knuckly deep on you is in the mix.

No doubt about that. But, as I'm sure you realize, the world would be a hell of a lot duller without crazy SOBs like SH running around.

[Ursus A. Horribilis]

No doubt about that. But, as I'm sure you realize, the world would be a hell of a lot duller without crazy SOBs like SH running around.

You know how I love the flavor added by lunacy.

Hell that why I said "please god let this be true".

It is so fantastic to see this kind of thing at arms length.

[SunCoastBlueHen]

SuperHornet would be a wet dream for Sigmund Freud.

[Ursus A. Horribilis]

SuperHornet would be a wet dream for Sigmund Freud.

I would love to view that session. If ol' SF tried to do one bit of tinkering on SH then I would gladly take his head off like a dandelion so as to preserve the pristine nature of SuperHornet's being. Sometimes those kinds of sacrifices need to be made to see greatness achieved.

[SuperHornet]

Ursus,

I was in my 20s (late 20s I'll admit) while I was at Sac painting up for WVB and gymnastics. I no longer have friends on the UOP WVB and Sac gymnastics teams, so I no longer paint up for them. The only team I generally paint up for now is the Sirens. I did so last year form my roller derby team, but the colors I have don't match as well, so I'm probably not going to do that very often in the future.

[Screamin_Eagle174]

SH during his days in NJ:

As pathetic as that is, take it and multiply by at least 1000. Now if you are a 19,20 yr. old and you do something like that OK then, you can come back from it. Can you even fathom the lack of dignity that it would take to be a 30-40 yr. old man doing that at WVB, Gymnastics, or a women's Football game?

I can not imagine the trauma that could have sent a man down that path but I am pretty sure Uncle Purvis going knuckly deep on you is in the mix.

This thread keeps getting better and better.

SH reminds me of a Ned Flanders type of fellow.

[andy7171]

More like Maude Flanders.

...seriously, who dedicates their life to obscure womens sports and acts like it perfectly normal?

[dbackjon]

USA! USA!! USA!!!

[mcveyrl]

Rusty Sowers out of the Kansas City Tribe scored on a fade route out of the Duck as time ran out in the first half.

Hold the f'ing phone. You guys have missed the best part of this whole thing.

RUSTY Sowers. Plays women's football.

Uh....Cup check.

And also: USA! USA! USA!

[93henfan]

Ursus,

I was in my 20s (late 20s I'll admit) while I was at Sac painting up for WVB and gymnastics. I no longer have friends on the UOP WVB and Sac gymnastics teams, so I no longer paint up for them. The only team I generally paint up for now is the Sirens. I did so last year form my roller derby team, but the colors I have don't match as well, so I'm probably not going to do that very often in the future.

Last chance, SH. Tell us you're pulling our legs and all is forgiven. We'll call this the CS.com man card amnesty period.

[Ursus A. Horribilis]

Ursus,

I was in my 20s (late 20s I'll admit) while I was at Sac painting up for WVB and gymnastics. I no longer have friends on the UOP WVB and Sac gymnastics teams, so I no longer paint up for them. The only team I generally paint up for now is the Sirens. I did so last year form my roller derby team, but the colors I have don't match as well, so I'm probably not going to do that very often in the future.

I said 19 maybe 20 at the outside. The cutoff should be about 17 but it can be extended slightly for socially inept people that come around and mature a bit late. I can tell that you do not hang out with dudes. If you did they would never stop punching you in the face. I think that may be a big part of the problem here. Good luck with finding the appropriate color scheme of makeup for the coming season.

[andy7171]

Rusty Sowers out of the Kansas City Tribe scored on a fade route out of the Duck as time ran out in the first half.

Hold the f'ing phone. You guys have missed the best part of this whole thing.

RUSTY Sowers. Plays women's football.

Uh....Cup check.

And also: USA! USA! USA!

Yeah everyone totally know RUSTIE is the girls spelling!