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Re: Conservatard cuts will kill people

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Cluck U wrote:
Chizzang wrote:Well after carefully reading your post
I believe you are just like the Liberals you claim to understand so well - not in your viewpoints - but in your Little Pod like creature existence... Trying to convince everybody that how you feel is the right way and how they feel, because after all you know them so well... is dumb

If we could only just see it your way, the right way...


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You know, for some reason I used to confuse your posts with Cleets...at least until I actually read them. He has a Harvard education, you know. Sometimes that shows in the subtle and not so subtle things he picks up...hot Italian chicks being just one example.

Anyway, death by a thousand cuts...coming to theaters near you. :thumb:
I do enjoy the Italian ones quite a bit...
Anyway: I'm sorry that you get confused so easily
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Cluck U wrote:
Chizzang wrote:Dude... WTF..?
Why don't you just "Speak for yourself" And tell us what you want
Because you have no clue what Liberals want

:rofl: but it is funny - so at least you've got that going for you...
"Speaking for myself", I just want to be understood. After all, I have feelings, too. I've just learned to suppress them whenever my sister-in-laws come over. The one in Brooklyn, a tenured professor at John Jay, hates white men...especially successful ones. Ignore the fact that she married one…he is another professor and just lends credibility while she tries to undermine America. She is part Syrian and all liberal. I think her father shoved a New York Times up her mother's superhighway of love during foreplay and some of it bonded with the DNA in the womb. My other sister-in-law makes her own dog and cat food for her pets...with ingredients bought at her ex-boyfriend's health food store (she still gets the employee discount), is getting a certification to practice "energy healing", and she talks to dolphins.

So yeah, I know Liberals.

Liberals are like those little pod creatures in the Invasion of the Body Snatchers. They want everyone to think as they do…and if you say something they don’t want to hear, they point a finger at you and let out one of those unintelligible screams that immediately elicits similar behavior from any liberals nearby. Then they close in for the kill...all in the name of peace and unity.
:lol: Good stuff Cluck! Sorry you have a sisters in law complex. :thumb:
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kalm wrote:
Cluck U wrote:
"Speaking for myself", I just want to be understood. After all, I have feelings, too. I've just learned to suppress them whenever my sister-in-laws come over. The one in Brooklyn, a tenured professor at John Jay, hates white men...especially successful ones. Ignore the fact that she married one…he is another professor and just lends credibility while she tries to undermine America. She is part Syrian and all liberal. I think her father shoved a New York Times up her mother's superhighway of love during foreplay and some of it bonded with the DNA in the womb. My other sister-in-law makes her own dog and cat food for her pets...with ingredients bought at her ex-boyfriend's health food store (she still gets the employee discount), is getting a certification to practice "energy healing", and she talks to dolphins.

So yeah, I know Liberals.

Liberals are like those little pod creatures in the Invasion of the Body Snatchers. They want everyone to think as they do…and if you say something they don’t want to hear, they point a finger at you and let out one of those unintelligible screams that immediately elicits similar behavior from any liberals nearby. Then they close in for the kill...all in the name of peace and unity.
:lol: Good stuff Cluck! Sorry you have a sisters in law complex. :thumb:
I'm amused he knows only one liberal and has drawn his conclusions from that... :coffee:
What I am certain of, is that in Cluck's family - he's referred to by the rest of the family as "that Republican jackass who laughs at his own jokes"
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TwinTownBisonFan wrote:
kalm wrote: :lol: Good stuff Cluck! Sorry you have a sisters in law complex. :thumb:
I'm amused he knows only one liberal and has drawn his conclusions from that... :coffee:
What I am certain of, is that in Cluck's family - he's referred to by the rest of the family as "that Republican jackass who laughs at his own jokes"
His conclusions are accurate. :coffee:
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TwinTownBisonFan wrote: I'm amused he knows only one liberal and has drawn his conclusions from that... :coffee:
Jesus Christ, TTBF, I hope you don't balance the checkbook in your family. Typical Lib though, bad with numbers and other people's money. :thumb:

Lib SIL #1 = racist professor at John Jay
Lib SIL #2 = health food nut that talk to animals and jumps off sail boats if anyone actually tries to win (while in a race)
Lib #3 = BIL professor married to Lib SIL #1...struggling with his Lib side as he is abandoning public school education so that his kids can get ahead in life (there's that conservative part sticking out) and sending his kids to Catholic school while not able to make up his mind if he believes in God or not and listening to his wife talk about how she hates successful white men

Libs 4 - 40ish = my neighborhood of college professors and their Stepford wives. My counting might be off a little, sometimes I can't tell whether a person is part black so I may overstate by a couple to make sure I am inclusive.
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