Ursus blew me for a Taylor Swift CD and a box of oatmeal pies.dbackjon wrote:This is true. I tried everything I could think of to get into Ursus' pants, but got rejected every time.Ursus A. Horribilis wrote: No, it isn't the only way. Religion is bullshit and I ain't poking dicks in my mouth so it has nothing to do with that.
Beer - didn't work. I put on fake tata's - Ursus knew the difference. I tried roofies - still didn't work.
Only thing that got a glimmer of recognition was when I put on a kilt.
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Brock takes complete ownership of JSO with that one.Brock Landers wrote:Yes, I hate things that "program" people. Not religion, but all those other things.JohnStOnge wrote:You would think that HE would use the term "homosexual." The fact that he uses the term "gay" shows that HE has succumbed to some extent to the intense propaganda/thought control campaign.
It's "homosexual." When someone says "gay," you know they've been programed to some extent.

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Well, at least I aint a cannibal and I dont force children into cults.89Hen wrote:What's your excuse?D1B wrote:Religion.
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Well you lied to me and told me that you came Circus Peanuts so fuck off liar.D1B wrote:Ursus blew me for a Taylor Swift CD and a box of oatmeal pies.dbackjon wrote:
This is true. I tried everything I could think of to get into Ursus' pants, but got rejected every time.
Beer - didn't work. I put on fake tata's - Ursus knew the difference. I tried roofies - still didn't work.
Only thing that got a glimmer of recognition was when I put on a kilt.
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And I pray for you every day, but also thank God you don't have kids.D1B wrote:Well, at least I aint a cannibal and I dont force children into cults.89Hen wrote: What's your excuse?

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You forced your poor kids into your cult. Maybe you should pray for yourself?89Hen wrote:And I pray for you every day, but also thank God you don't have kids.D1B wrote:
Well, at least I aint a cannibal and I dont force children into cults.
Here's something that may help you be a better parent:
Parents should wait until the child's brain is better developed before indoctrinating them with religion. When children are taught about religion at a very early age, they think this way for the rest of their life, and do not learn the ability to reason. They treat their religious beliefs as 100% truth, regardless of anything science says. Children should be taught the exact opposite. They should be taught how to think, not what to think. They should be taught to question everything, while religion teaches children that even thinking about the possibility that they could be wrong is a sin. These "sins" rule the people's life and scares people into doing things they wouldn't normally do. While atheists believe we give our own lives meaning, Christianity teaches that life is objectively meaningless, because the afterlife in infinitely better or worse. People who think life is meaningless are an extreme threat to society. Just look at 9/11. The plane hijackers were motivated solely by religion. They killed all of those people because they believed they would go to heaven that way. People who think the afterlife is more important than this life are a threat to society, as actions such as mass murder do not mean anything to them, as they are just "mortals". These people should hope to die at every opportunity, so they can go to heaven quicker.
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D1B wrote:Ursus blew me for a Taylor Swift CD and a box of oatmeal pies.dbackjon wrote:
This is true. I tried everything I could think of to get into Ursus' pants, but got rejected every time.
Beer - didn't work. I put on fake tata's - Ursus knew the difference. I tried roofies - still didn't work.
Only thing that got a glimmer of recognition was when I put on a kilt.
Good to know - thanks D1B - you are the bestest
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Don't know bout that. It's been four years and I still have dick warts bigger than my balls.dbackjon wrote:D1B wrote:
Ursus blew me for a Taylor Swift CD and a box of oatmeal pies.
Good to know - thanks D1B - you are the bestest
Be careful.
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D1B wrote:Ursus blew me for a Taylor Swift CD and a box of oatmeal pies.dbackjon wrote:
This is true. I tried everything I could think of to get into Ursus' pants, but got rejected every time.
Beer - didn't work. I put on fake tata's - Ursus knew the difference. I tried roofies - still didn't work.
Only thing that got a glimmer of recognition was when I put on a kilt.
You got fu*ked, he would have done it for the oatmeal pies!
U dum

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1/2 box.ALPHAGRIZ1 wrote:D1B wrote:
Ursus blew me for a Taylor Swift CD and a box of oatmeal pies.
You got fu*ked, he would have done it for the oatmeal pies!![]()
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U dum
He's not good at reading people.
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DB offering parenting advice.D1B wrote:Here's something that may help you be a better parent:

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Ah, the "you don't have kids, therefore you can't give parenting advice" gambit.89Hen wrote:DB offering parenting advice.D1B wrote:Here's something that may help you be a better parent:
The goto excuse for shitty and clueless parents.
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There's no doubt that people are programed in many ways including through religion. But that doesn't change the fact that when people say "gay" it's because of an intentional effort to program people to use that term rather than "homosexual."Brock Landers wrote:Yes, I hate things that "program" people. Not religion, but all those other things.JohnStOnge wrote:You would think that HE would use the term "homosexual." The fact that he uses the term "gay" shows that HE has succumbed to some extent to the intense propaganda/thought control campaign.
It's "homosexual." When someone says "gay," you know they've been programed to some extent.
And it's interesting that even somebody like Pat Robertson would do it. That's how successful the programing effort was.
Well, I believe that I must tell the truth
And say things as they really are
But if I told the truth and nothing but the truth
Could I ever be a star?
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And say things as they really are
But if I told the truth and nothing but the truth
Could I ever be a star?
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Are you serious? Really?Brock Landers wrote:Don't knock it til you've tried it John

Well, I believe that I must tell the truth
And say things as they really are
But if I told the truth and nothing but the truth
Could I ever be a star?
Deep Purple: No One Came

And say things as they really are
But if I told the truth and nothing but the truth
Could I ever be a star?
Deep Purple: No One Came

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Serious like a fox.
Have any luck with Lego Land recently?
Have any luck with Lego Land recently?
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A homosexual isn't going to look at that picture and then suddenly have a sexual attraction to women.JohnStOnge wrote:I do like one of the pictures underneath the story. Pat, if you're worried about succumbing to homosexuality, just look at this:
If you're a guy and you'd rather touch another guy than touch that, you're sick and I doubt that there's anything a necklace can do for you.
Turns out I might be a little gay. 89Hen 11/7/17
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Thus confirmation that if the homosexual is male he is sick.Ibanez wrote:A homosexual isn't going to look at that picture and then suddenly have a sexual attraction to women.JohnStOnge wrote:I do like one of the pictures underneath the story. Pat, if you're worried about succumbing to homosexuality, just look at this:
If you're a guy and you'd rather touch another guy than touch that, you're sick and I doubt that there's anything a necklace can do for you.
Well, I believe that I must tell the truth
And say things as they really are
But if I told the truth and nothing but the truth
Could I ever be a star?
Deep Purple: No One Came

And say things as they really are
But if I told the truth and nothing but the truth
Could I ever be a star?
Deep Purple: No One Came

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Why sick? What if the root of homosexuality is a gene or a mutation? It's normal for that person. Gays don't chose to be gay any more than you chose to be straight.JohnStOnge wrote:Thus confirmation that if the homosexual is male he is sick.Ibanez wrote: A homosexual isn't going to look at that picture and then suddenly have a sexual attraction to women.
Turns out I might be a little gay. 89Hen 11/7/17
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No, it has more to do with YOU.D1B wrote:Ah, the "you don't have kids, therefore you can't give parenting advice" gambit.89Hen wrote: DB offering parenting advice.![]()
The goto excuse for shitty and clueless parents.

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I just reported this post to Admin.89Hen wrote:No, it has more to do with YOU.D1B wrote:
Ah, the "you don't have kids, therefore you can't give parenting advice" gambit.![]()
The goto excuse for shitty and clueless parents.
No one takes shots like this at me without repercussions.
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I reported it too. Hen was way over the line on that one. He's changed man.D1B wrote:I just reported this post to Admin.89Hen wrote: No, it has more to do with YOU.
No one takes shots like this at me without repercussions.
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I've seen Ursus snort a fat line of roofie just to chill out and take a nap for 20 minutes...dbackjon wrote: This is true. I tried everything I could think of to get into Ursus' pants, but got rejected every time.
Beer - didn't work. I put on fake tata's - Ursus knew the difference. I tried roofies - still didn't work.
Only thing that got a glimmer of recognition was when I put on a kilt.
Q: Name something that offends Republicans?
A: The actual teachings of Jesus
A: The actual teachings of Jesus
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A fella has to have to some landing gear.Chizzang wrote:I've seen Ursus snort a fat line of roofie just to chill out and take a nap for 20 minutes...dbackjon wrote: This is true. I tried everything I could think of to get into Ursus' pants, but got rejected every time.
Beer - didn't work. I put on fake tata's - Ursus knew the difference. I tried roofies - still didn't work.
Only thing that got a glimmer of recognition was when I put on a kilt.
But I've never seen him pass on tata's (fake or real)
On both counts.
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Brock Landers wrote:Yes, I hate things that "program" people. Not religion, but all those other things.JohnStOnge wrote:You would think that HE would use the term "homosexual." The fact that he uses the term "gay" shows that HE has succumbed to some extent to the intense propaganda/thought control campaign.
It's "homosexual." When someone says "gay," you know they've been programed to some extent.
Still probably the quote of the month right there...
Q: Name something that offends Republicans?
A: The actual teachings of Jesus
A: The actual teachings of Jesus
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Hen and I used to be good friends. It's a shame how things got so messed up.Ursus A. Horribilis wrote:I reported it too. Hen was way over the line on that one. He's changed man.D1B wrote:
I just reported this post to Admin.
No one takes shots like this at me without repercussions.
I didn't have to report him. I felt I had to, for his own benefit.
