Rachel Maddow: Hottest Anchor Ever To Grace The Small Screen

[dbackjon]

No wonder you have the hots for her Cap'n!

[Cap'n Cat]

It's been bugging the crap out of me who tf Maddow looks like and then it finally hit me -
Peyton Manning!

It's true, ain't it?

[Purple For Life]

Dude, I was just watching America's Game on NFL Network with the Colts...eerie.

[clenz]

Capn, I have yet to come across a female that had an ass beard...however with as liberal as you claim she is I can't say I would be at all shocked.

[catamount man]

You do know she's lesbian, right?

Hell, I was surprised she didn't start tongueing Megan McCain's ass last night when she interviewed her....

I knew she was a dyke, but shit, she didn't try to hide it. FWIW, I would let her blow me. I mean any woman that can eat good twat can damn sure suck a mean dick!!!

[catamount man]

I much prefer Robin Meade.

My tongue would fall off I would eat her out so hard!!!! BELIEVE DAT BITCHES!!!

[blueballs]

Think she:

A. Leaves it full bush
B. Cursorily trims it
C. Hitler moustache
D. Baby's ass bald

????


I say she's carryin' full foliage.

I would be shocked if it is anything other than a full shrubbery.

Full shrubbery, ass hair like a rats nest on a cheap fishing rod, and armpit hair you could scratch a diamond with.

(shudder)

[dbackjon]

I would be shocked if it is anything other than a full shrubbery.

Full shrubbery, ass hair like a rats nest on a cheap fishing rod, and armpit hair you could scratch a diamond with.

(shudder)

So a perfect match for the good Cap'n

[JoltinJoe]

The "Rachel Maddow Show" is the most painful hour in the history of TV.

She's bright and boring. Except when she's trying to be funny. Then she's dumb and boring.

[Cap'n Cat]

The "Rachel Maddow Show" is the most painful hour in the history of TV.

She's bright and boring. Except when she's trying to be funny. Then she's dumb and boring.

Who asked you, Negative Nelly?

[dbackjon]

The "Rachel Maddow Show" is the most painful hour in the history of TV.

She's bright and boring. Except when she's trying to be funny. Then she's dumb and boring.

Who asked you, Negative Nelly?

I think you did

[Gil Dobie]

[JoltinJoe]

The "Rachel Maddow Show" is the most painful hour in the history of TV.

She's bright and boring. Except when she's trying to be funny. Then she's dumb and boring.

Who asked you, Negative Nelly?

Negative? No, just telling it like it is. I enjoyed Maddow more as a commentator on David Gregory's show, when she could make her points, often solid points, without the burden of carrying the whole show. On her own, however, she just can't carry it. She's worse than Campbell Brown as the anchor of an hour news show.

Although I exaggerated. David Shuster's show is the most painful hour on TV.

[Gil Dobie]

Although I exaggerated. David Shuster's show is the most painful hour on TV.

Ever try watching a Red Sox game.

[dbackjon]

Although I exaggerated. David Shuster's show is the most painful hour on TV.

Ever try watching a Red Sox game.

SWEET CAROLINE!!!

[JoltinJoe]

Although I exaggerated. David Shuster's show is the most painful hour on TV.

Ever try watching a Red Sox game.

That's the most painful FOUR hours on TV.

Also, can someone tell those Red Sox players to wash their hair and take a bath?

[Cap'n Cat]

Who asked you, Negative Nelly?

Negative? No, just telling it like it is. I enjoyed Maddow more as a commentator on David Gregory's show, when she could make her points, often solid points, without the burden of carrying the whole show. On her own, however, she just can't carry it. She's worse than Campbell Brown as the anchor of an hour news show.

Although I exaggerated. David Shuster's show is the most painful hour on TV.

I was funnin' ya, Jose'.

[JoltinJoe]

Negative? No, just telling it like it is. I enjoyed Maddow more as a commentator on David Gregory's show, when she could make her points, often solid points, without the burden of carrying the whole show. On her own, however, she just can't carry it. She's worse than Campbell Brown as the anchor of an hour news show.

Although I exaggerated. David Shuster's show is the most painful hour on TV.

I was funnin' ya, Jose'.

I know. Maybe I'm funnin' with you.

BTW, the hottest news anchors are Erin Burnett and Melissa Theuriau. As for Maddow, she looks like this girl I went to law school with, a Law Review type, with an amazing body who distracted all of us during our corporations final by wearing a halter-top shirt. I can't remember what we were asked on that exam; but the look and shape of her most perfect navel are firmly burnt as an image in my mind. I might just be thinking of her navel on my death bed.

[Cap'n Cat]

I was funnin' ya, Jose'.

I know. Maybe I'm funnin' with you.

BTW, the hottest news anchors are Erin Burnett and Melissa Theuriau. As for Maddow, she looks like this girl I went to law school with, a Law Review type, with an amazing body who distracted all of us during our corporations final by wearing a halter-top shirt. I can't remember what we were asked on that exam; but the look and shape of her most perfect navel are firmly burnt as an image in my mind. I might just be thinking of her navel on my death bed.

Pardon me while I go beat off.