United Methodist Church To Split Over Whether Or Not To Be Christians

[Ibanez]

You are an unredeemable moron.

Don’t try to backtrack this. You cannot UN-moron yourself from this one.

Go in the corner with Reek.

If your implying I thought the Bee article was true the fact is it is true. You may not like the spin but the Methodist church has decided to split into Christian and non-Christian groups.

Yeah, we already knew you thought a satirical website was real news. You should've been tipped off by the slogan, Your Trusted Source For Christian News Satire.

[kalm]

You are an unredeemable moron.

Don’t try to backtrack this. You cannot UN-moron yourself from this one.

Go in the corner with Reek.

If your implying I thought the Bee article was true the fact is it is true. You may not like the spin but the Methodist church has decided to split into Christian and non-Christian groups.

Have you ever considered the Unitarian Church? You might like it.

[CID1990]

You are an unredeemable moron.

Don’t try to backtrack this. You cannot UN-moron yourself from this one.

Go in the corner with Reek.

If your implying I thought the Bee article was true the fact is it is true. You may not like the spin but the Methodist church has decided to split into Christian and non-Christian groups.

ORLY?

Tell me more about these Non-Christian Methodists

fascinating

Are they like Prostitutes Who Don’t Fvck?


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[Ivytalk]

The way I heard it, the anti-gay Methodists are being invited to leave and form their own denomination. But, as we learned with the Anglican-Episcopalian split years ago, there are some sticky legal issues. To name one, who gets the existing church buildings?

[houndawg]

Wait...JBB is/was a preacher?

President of a church. He was hurriedly sent packing before his gay porn addiction became common knowledge.

[CID1990]

The way I heard it, the anti-gay Methodists are being invited to leave and form their own denomination. But, as we learned with the Anglican-Episcopalian split years ago, there are some sticky legal issues. To name one, who gets the existing church buildings?

They could just become Baptists


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[houndawg]

If your implying I thought the Bee article was true the fact is it is true. You may not like the spin but the Methodist church has decided to split into Christian and non-Christian groups.

ORLY?

Tell me more about these Non-Christian Methodists

fascinating

Are they like Prostitutes Who Don’t Fvck?


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