Now wolves are killing neighborhood dogs in Missoula

[Appaholic]

That's it....from here on out, I practice the 3 S's with any unprotected vending machines.....

[wideright82]

http://news1.iwon.com/odd/article/id/33 ... uters.html

http://urbanlegends.about.com/b/2005/06 ... repost.htm

http://www.wolf.org/wolves/learn/interm ... q_mgmt.asp

Moreover, according to the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission there were 37 known vending machine fatalities between 1978 and 1995, for an average of 2.18 deaths per year. Over the past decade there were a total of six recorded shark attack fatalities in the U.S., for an average of .6 deaths per year.

This college paper discusses Vending Machines V.S. wolves

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_fatal_wolf_attacks -list of attacks

I knew it. VENDIN MACHINES!!!! I saw this on tv about a month back. Apparently these things are killers. QUICK ROUND EM UP!!

[Ibanez]

http://news1.iwon.com/odd/article/id/33 ... uters.html

http://urbanlegends.about.com/b/2005/06 ... repost.htm

http://www.wolf.org/wolves/learn/interm ... q_mgmt.asp

Moreover, according to the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission there were 37 known vending machine fatalities between 1978 and 1995, for an average of 2.18 deaths per year. Over the past decade there were a total of six recorded shark attack fatalities in the U.S., for an average of .6 deaths per year.

This college paper discusses Vending Machines V.S. wolves

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_fatal_wolf_attacks -list of attacks

I knew it. VENDIN MACHINES!!!! I saw this on tv about a month back. Apparently these things are killers. QUICK ROUND EM UP!!

Fvck the wolves. We need to stop these gangs of vending machines from destroying our youth! TO ARMS!

[Ibanez]

That's it....from here on out, I practice the 3 S's with any unprotected vending machines.....

wHICH ARE?

[Appaholic]

That's it....from here on out, I practice the 3 S's with any unprotected vending machines.....

wHICH ARE?

Shoot
Shovel
ShamWow

[TwinTownBisonFan]

wHICH ARE?

Shoot
Shovel
ShamWow

you'll get a lot more mileage out (and food) out of shooting a vending machine too

[grizzaholic]

As of right now, I haven't read the paper yet today, the count is 4 Wolf-dog kills around and in Missoula. I am willing to bet that that number will be in the 20's by the end of summer with an attatchment of one or two little kids.

Hopefully the kid count will be higher......How many wolves have been killed?

Not near enough. The reproduce like field mice.

[Appaholic]

Hopefully the kid count will be higher......How many wolves have been killed?

Not near enough. The reproduce like field mice.

So do Mormon's, but they usually steer south of you guys.....

[grizzaholic]

wHICH ARE?

Shoot
Shovel
ShamWow

OK....I am really pissed about this crap... But that is funny as hell.

[Wedgebuster]

Testing, testing, fuck you you fucking fuck!

HA! HA! HA! Eff, effing, etc, now auto converts to Love. How sweet.

[BlueHen86]

Sounds like we need to introduce vending machines into the wild - maybe they can control the wolf population.

[Wedgebuster]

Sounds like we need to introduce vending machines into the wild - maybe they can control the wolf population.

They have been tested, known amongst the government trapper boys as a M-44 cartridge. Smells yummy to predators and when they put their mouth on it, out comes the instantly lethal dose of cyanide.

Very, very effective, but seems to make large segments of the population a bit nervous.

[BlueHen86]

Sounds like we need to introduce vending machines into the wild - maybe they can control the wolf population.

They have been tested, known amongst the government trapper boys as a M-44 cartridge. Smells yummy to predators and when they put their mouth on it, out comes the instantly lethal dose of cyanide.

Very, very effective, but seems to make large segments of the population a bit nervous.

Wolves come in packs - packs come in vending machines. It's the circle of life.

[houndawg]

They have been tested, known amongst the government trapper boys as a M-44 cartridge. Smells yummy to predators and when they put their mouth on it, out comes the instantly lethal dose of cyanide.

Very, very effective, but seems to make large segments of the population a bit nervous.

Wolves come in packs - packs come in vending machines. It's the circle of life.

When the neighborhood dogs start dying they'll see where the real problem is.

[BlueHen86]

Wolves come in packs - packs come in vending machines. It's the circle of life.

When the neighborhood dogs start dying they'll see where the real problem is.

See thread title.

Are you suggesting that the wolves are killing dogs - but that the dogs aren't dying?
That means the real problem is zombie dogs!

[wideright82]

When the neighborhood dogs start dying they'll see where the real problem is.

See thread title.

Are you suggesting that the wolves are killing dogs - but that the dogs aren't dying?
That means the real problem is zombie dogs!

And yet another thread about wolves ends up on zombies. Well done 86, it was only a matter of time.

[grizzaholic]

See thread title.

Are you suggesting that the wolves are killing dogs - but that the dogs aren't dying?
That means the real problem is zombie dogs!

And yet another thread about wolves ends up on zombies. Well done 86, it was only a matter of time.

Isn't it just a matter of time until any/all threads end up on zombies?

[Ibanez]

I was for them before I was against them.

[grizzaholic]

I was for them before I was against them.

Which means you want to kill every last one of them.


All you wolf lovers out there, would it make you feel better if I wanted to kill them all and eat them?

[BlueHen86]

Grace and James Olson reported seeing two wolves on their property near the top of Gharrett Street just after Cola, their Pomeranian-Chihuahua cross, went missing Saturday morning. The dog was found a little while later, with its throat ripped out

Maybe the wolves just wanted some fast food.

Yo quiero Taco Bell!

[Wedgebuster]

It's Hitler;

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godwin%27s_law

[wideright82]

And yet another thread about wolves ends up on zombies. Well done 86, it was only a matter of time.

Isn't it just a matter of time until any/all threads end up on zombies?

great point grizza, great point

[Purple For Life]

BULL SHIT

I wonder how many dogs are euthanized every year in western Montana due to being lost and the owner's not having them microchipped? or better yet, how many are euthanized since thier owner's have chosen not to spay or neuter thereby increasing the unwanted pet population in the local shelters? If you're concerned about the dogs being killed, volunteer at a spay and neuter clinic. If you're worried about the wolves, then keep your dog in at night or move to Fargo....

POST OF THE MILLENNIUM!!

[Purple For Life]

Oh, and re: the vending machines thing--you learn something new every day!

[Cleets Part 2]

Another brilliant thread... you guys are awesome
(you buy sh!t this funny)