Official Fellate Obama Inaugration Thread

[ASUMountaineer]

Actually, it was both of them. Roberts started to speak the first line and Obama cut him off. I think that threw Roberts off and then when he messed up, Obama did. Good God, I can't believe Obama supporters are bitching about this. Who gives a sh!t?

This goes to the "Republicans" too. Honestly...

No talent hack...there's plenty on the SC.

There was ONE poster who brought it up and made a big deal out of it (as if it somehow affects how he'll do as president), and that poster is most definitely NOT an Obama supporter.

That's true, he's not an Obama supporter. I've seen a few posters on here bitching about Roberts and blaming him...guess you missed those. Not to mention, on TV, other sites...it's going to be a long 4 years for many people. People like AZGrizFan, Dems who think the Messiah will change everything this year, and people who want real change, not more government.

[dbackjon]

It really is comical how the very people who've spent the past 8 years hatin' on everything that was related to the Bush presidency now want the rest of us to "buck up, quit sniveling" and help "rescue" a nation. If you fcukers hadn't quit being Americans for the past 8 years this nation wouldn't be in the shape it's in now.

Fcuk you very much, butt wipe.

I never quit being an American. I never blindly followed an idiot leading into ruin. I questioned policies, was told to STFU and be patriotic, when I knew the policies been put out were a disaster.

If anyone "quit being an American" it was those that cheered on Dubya as he ruined the country.

[UNHWildCats]

No shit... have to admit though... that was a great appointment for Bush and the conservatives... very young... and will be in there forever.... forever... for... ever.... [*]f**k!!!

Give me a break. If Obama could freaking remember something someone says and repeat it ... Geez.

Seriously though, now that I have played the other side, they needed to work on that a little more. I think both the chief justice and the president messed it up.

So you think Obama didnt listen? He started to repeat what Roberts said and realized Roberts fucked up...

Roberts: "That I will execute the office of the president of the united states faithfully"

Guys what? 50 years old and the chief justice and he cant get the line right? Hell I knew the whole oath by heart when I was 8 years old.

[UNHWildCats]

Give me a break. If Obama could freaking remember something someone says and repeat it ... Geez.

Seriously though, now that I have played the other side, they needed to work on that a little more. I think both the chief justice and the president messed it up.

Yeah you figure that must have been something Obama should have and probably went over.... I mean, its only two to three sentences. I'd attribute it to Obama's nerves at that moment, possibly expecting it to go one way but it went another. They definitely should have coordinated a little better.

Theres only one way the oath can go, its not open to heat of the moment changes.

"I do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will faithfully execute the Office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my Ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States."

Roberts fucked it up, plain in simple, dont put it on Obama and his nerves. He caught the error and it tripped him up.

[UNHWildCats]

I just gave the other side for you. I'll admit, Roberts didn't shorten the phrases up enough for my liking. We can point it to a mistake by one or the other, but like you said it is only a few sentences. You will hear both sides blaming each other. This is the shit that needs to stop. Quit blaming each other and mark it up as we have a human President and a human chief justice.

Obama has had 13 months to memorize THIS:

I do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will faithfully execute the office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States."

And he fcuks it UP????

Living proof that the man can NOT speak without a teleprompter. Good luck America. You asked for it, now you got it.

FUCK YOU, YOU STUPID ASS REPUBLICAN FUCK

[UNHWildCats]

Kinda what I was thinking. I actually did hope he "knocked it out of the park", as it would become the mission statement and provide focus for congress and even regional and local governments to "bring" everyone together on the same page: That requires a clearly stated goal.

I'm afraid the "goal" will be defined by the Dem fringe demagogic "leaders" forwarding their special interest and pet cause agendas.

Tman, you've 100% wrong for the past year. What makes you think this is going to happen?

Fukcing blowhard know-it-all.

Remember this asshole?

"McCain could not have picked a better VP candidate (in Sarah Palin)" Tman Summer 2008

who are you kidding? Tman has been wrong his whole fucking life.

[JMU DJ]

[*]f**k YOU, YOU STUPID ASS REPUBLICAN [*]f**k

hahaha, someone hit the a little early today? I voted for the guy, he preached a message of unity, hope, change and forward progress. Let's not belittle it by bickering like children about whose fault it was that they couldn't get a line out correctly.

[houndawg]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Hey T'man, why don't you tell them how sorry you are that you're from California and how you don't have the sack to leave? :lol Chuchundra.

The best part of this thing is listening to you bleating and squealing for hours on end. At some point you're going to have to stop hating America and help try to fix the miserable failures of your boy George. Now buck up and quit sniveling, we've got a nation to rescue..

It really is comical how the very people who've spent the past 8 years hatin' on everything that was related to the Bush presidency now want the rest of us to "buck up, quit sniveling" and help "rescue" a nation. If you fcukers hadn't quit being Americans for the past 8 years this nation wouldn't be in the shape it's in now.

Feeble, your bitterness, even by your standards; a limp-wristed attempt to shift the blame from the one party rule that force-fed an agenda of greed, corruption, and treason to the American people, using the so-called "patriot act" to stifle all dissent and characterize those who opposed the Looting of America as unpatriotic. America is back and you venal conk pencil-necks need to get with the program.

[AZGrizFan]

Obama has had 13 months to memorize THIS:
And he fcuks it UP????

Living proof that the man can NOT speak without a teleprompter. Good luck America. You asked for it, now you got it.

[*]f**k YOU, YOU STUPID ASS REPUBLICAN [*]f**k

kinda sucks when the shoe's on the other foot, doesn't it, dipshit? All you Bush-bashers are in for a TREAT the next 4 years (assuming he lives that long). We had to put up with your BS, and it's comin' back at ya 10-FOLD, Travis. You made that bed, now go fcuk off in it.

[UNHWildCats]

[*]f**k YOU, YOU STUPID ASS REPUBLICAN [*]f**k

kinda sucks when the shoe's on the other foot, doesn't it, dipshit? All you Bush-bashers are in for a TREAT the next 4 years (assuming he lives that long). We had to put up with your BS, and it's comin' back at ya 10-FOLD, Travis. You made that bed, now go fcuk off in it.

fucking in a bed is soo unimaginative

[AZGrizFan]

[*]f**k YOU, YOU STUPID ASS REPUBLICAN [*]f**k

hahaha, someone hit the a little early today? I voted for the guy, he preached a message of unity, hope, change and forward progress. Let's not belittle it by bickering like children about whose fault it was that they couldn't get a line out correctly.

You'll see NONE of those qualities exhibited by donks on THIS board.

They'd rather keep piling on, getting back at all those evil ol' conservatives....

I am laughing my ASS off right now....they spent 8 years mocking Bush's ability to speak, and we've now got a president who fcuked up the damned OATH of OFFICE. It's gonna be a long, bumpy ride people.

The emperor has no clothes.

[D1B]

[*]f**k YOU, YOU STUPID ASS REPUBLICAN [*]f**k

kinda sucks when the shoe's on the other foot, doesn't it, dipshit? All you Bush-bashers are in for a TREAT the next 4 years (assuming he lives that long). We had to put up with your BS, and it's comin' back at ya 10-FOLD, Travis. You made that bed, now go fcuk off in it.

Listen dumbass, Obama's been president for 37 minutes now and you're acting like a little fukcing baby. We had 8 years of failure after proven failure with your hero W. So it aint all BS. If memory serves, you got REAL critical of the Bush Administration right when it became obvious that McDipshit was gonna get his stupid ass handed to him by Obama. Hedging motherfukcer. Own it asshole.

[JMU DJ]

hahaha, someone hit the a little early today? I voted for the guy, he preached a message of unity, hope, change and forward progress. Let's not belittle it by bickering like children about whose fault it was that they couldn't get a line out correctly.

You'll see NONE of those qualities exhibited by donks on THIS board.

They'd rather keep piling on, getting back at all those evil ol' conservatives....

I am laughing my ASS off right now....they spent 8 years mocking Bush's ability to speak, and we've now got a president who fcuked up the damned OATH of OFFICE. It's gonna be a long, bumpy ride people.

The emperor has no clothes.

Obviously not gonna get any of them out of you... or !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Man either. We'll compare videos of Dubya and Obama at the end of his presidency and see who fucked up more verbally... I've got my money on the Dude in Chief

[Wedgebuster]

hahaha, someone hit the a little early today? I voted for the guy, he preached a message of unity, hope, change and forward progress. Let's not belittle it by bickering like children about whose fault it was that they couldn't get a line out correctly.

You'll see NONE of those qualities exhibited by donks on THIS board.

They'd rather keep piling on, getting back at all those evil ol' conservatives....

I am laughing my ASS off right now....they spent 8 years mocking Bush's ability to speak, and we've now got a president who fcuked up the damned OATH of OFFICE. It's gonna be a long, bumpy ride people.

The emperor has no clothes.

AZ Laughing;

[GreatAppSt]

...rejects the vision of "defense" as being a choice of security and ideology...

...we will work with others all around the world...

...to the muslim world...we seek mutual respect...

Or at the very least Katie Couric will bend down over the resolute desk for him.



I gotsta get me some O dat!

[dbackjon]

BTW - Great to see you posting again, GAS!!

[GreatAppSt]

BTW - Great to see you posting again, GAS!!

Won't have much time to post debauchery like times of old. 3 mo. old at home, wife now out of work (Dec. lay offs) planting season in TX rapidly approaching, but I'll peak in from time to time. Picking up 48 hrs Mon-Thurs on top of the Fri-Sun shifts now. Man I love work

[dbackjon]

BTW - Great to see you posting again, GAS!!

Won't have much time to post debauchery like times of old. 3 mo. old at home, wife now out of work (Dec. lay offs) planting season in TX rapidly approaching, but I'll peak in from time to time. Picking up 48 hrs Mon-Thurs on top of the Fri-Sun shifts now. Man I love work

I lurk occasionally over there (and post on the SuperElim thread), and I saw the Lulu's thread. Very sorry to hear that.

BTW - have her post her thread over here - there are people that can't/won't be able to read that...

[travelinman67]

I am laughing my ASS off right now....they spent 8 years mocking Bush's ability to speak, and we've now got a president who fcuked up the damned OATH of OFFICE. It's gonna be a long, bumpy ride people.

The emperor has no clothes.

It's that "Karma" thingy...

Obama seems like a nice person...young, probably well intentioned...thrown into the lions den by the roaring throngs of self-centered losers raised by their dope smoking parents still living in the 60's, to sit around on their asses and bitch about everything, produce nothing, attack others during tantrumish fits of pseudo-intellect.

...Mommy and Daddy got to attack Reagan and Bush 1, and in return the conservative mercilessly boiled Clinton alive...

...now baby dopers, along with their entitlement entourage, picked up the "peace not war" banner, and en masse, bitched and critcized about everything for the past 8 years to a degree the term "Bush Basher" has been recorded in every urban dictionary written...as to be expected, while their parents preached peace, then went back to their communes so the men could beat the women and get them pregnant, so have their children. The faux progressive material generation of cell phones, cars, urban chic, sugar coated abortion pills, and non-stop whining, lit their torches and began attacking Bush before he ever took office, calling him a liar, for statements he never made, and never let up...will become the recepients of the same lesson their folks learned...

...when you choose to live by tantrum, complaining about everything, losing objectivity, lying and surrendering any credibility in the face of reality, and further, most importantly, consciously choosing to undeservedly destroy leaders and other "innocents" for sport...

...do not be surprised to wake up and find there are folks who disagree with your choices, and have the capacity to be 10 times the asshole you ever thought you could be...and that's not a "threat"...that's a fact of life.

For Obama's sake, I hope he doesn't become the focus of those "aholes" criticism, rather, he has surrounded himself with many folks who are FAR more deserving of such "attention"...

Podesta "The Capo"
Nick Shapiro (evidence eraser)
Axelrod
Hildebrand
Rouse
Smoot

All "black bag" Dem operative commanders, but for whom, Obama would not be President.

Then, there's cabinet/staff appointees...
Emmanuel
Browner
Salazar
Napolitano
Daschle
Rice
Holder
Clinton
Panetta
Craig (Clinton's attorney, now Obama's)

Pick any one of them, and you'll find reasons to indict.

[Purple For Life]

Well, none of you sure listened to the speech, huh?

[ASUMountaineer]

Yeah you figure that must have been something Obama should have and probably went over.... I mean, its only two to three sentences. I'd attribute it to Obama's nerves at that moment, possibly expecting it to go one way but it went another. They definitely should have coordinated a little better.

Theres only one way the oath can go, its not open to heat of the moment changes.

"I do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will faithfully execute the Office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my Ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States."

Roberts f**k[*] it up, plain in simple, dont put it on Obama and his nerves. He caught the error and it tripped him up.

You clearly didn't watch it without Dem glasses on. Roberts started the oath and Obama cut him off. Clearly Obama had it memorized and when he cut Roberts off it messed up the CJ. He then screwed up and Obama realized, "that's not how it goes." 1) it's not a big deal, 2) get off your high horse and realize people make mistakes--even your fearless leader Obama (and he said as much in his speech) and 3) you couldn't even get through one day of Dem control without lashing out at people who disagree with you...going to be a long four years for you and us.

[ASUMountaineer]

Obama has had 13 months to memorize THIS:



And he fcuks it UP????

Living proof that the man can NOT speak without a teleprompter. Good luck America. You asked for it, now you got it.

[*]f**k YOU, YOU STUPID ASS REPUBLICAN [*]f**k[/b]

Wow, clever. You ever think he could be a stupid ass without being a Republican? Kind of like when my pops used to say, "yankee jerk." He stopped now because I said, "have you ever met a jerk that's not a yankee?" He said, "yes." See, sometimes people evolve (and my dad is a white, Republican, Southern Baptist deacon)...waiting to see if you do.

So much for the part of inclusion with this likes of you, huh?

[houndawg]

[*]f**k YOU, YOU STUPID ASS REPUBLICAN [*]f**k[/b]

Wow, clever. You ever think he could be a stupid ass without being a Republican? Kind of like when my pops used to say, "yankee jerk." He stopped now because I said, "have you ever met a jerk that's not a yankee?" He said, "yes." See, sometimes people evolve (and my dad is a white, Republican, Southern Baptist deacon)...waiting to see if you do.

So much for the part of inclusion with this likes of you, huh?

Possible, but much more difficult.

[ASUMountaineer]

Wow, clever. You ever think he could be a stupid ass without being a Republican? Kind of like when my pops used to say, "yankee jerk." He stopped now because I said, "have you ever met a jerk that's not a yankee?" He said, "yes." See, sometimes people evolve (and my dad is a white, Republican, Southern Baptist deacon)...waiting to see if you do.

So much for the part of inclusion with this likes of you, huh?

Possible, but much more difficult.

Hmmm...yeah I suppose. But, I guess that works both ways. I mean, have you listened to Keith Olbermann?

I honestly thought people here would be less partisan than in Washington, but I guess they've just tapped into their constituents.

[AZGrizFan]

You'll see NONE of those qualities exhibited by donks on THIS board.

They'd rather keep piling on, getting back at all those evil ol' conservatives....

I am laughing my ASS off right now....they spent 8 years mocking Bush's ability to speak, and we've now got a president who fcuked up the damned OATH of OFFICE. It's gonna be a long, bumpy ride people.

The emperor has no clothes.

Obviously not gonna get any of them out of you... or !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Man either. We'll compare videos of Dubya and Obama at the end of his presidency and see who f**k[*] up more verbally... I've got my money on the Dude in Chief

We've got more fuckups by Obama on the damned campaign trail than Bush made in 8 years in office. I'll make this bet with you. You give me ONE PENNY for every "ahhhh" or"uuummmm" that that dolt says while NOT on a teleprompter. Fcuker can't string a coherent sentence together that's not scripted FOR him.