Will Rory Beat Tigers Record?

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kalm wrote:
bandl wrote: Proud of your 30 minute 5k run this morning, I see... :coffee:
FYI…it was 4.5 miles of interval in one hour.

I'm semi-fat, old, out of shape, and slow, but at least I'm in a 100 mile August challenge instead of waking up after passing out over an oak barrel in bum fucked Up-state Sleepy Hollow. :tothehand:
100 miles for all of august? What the fuck is that? Why don't you try something that is legitimately a challenge? Averaging a 5k a day for a month is about as challenging as fapping it 5 times a day for a month. :roll:
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kalm wrote:
bandl wrote: :foot:

No, but seriously, which golfer am I thinking of? The silly looking guy who thought he was scottish but really wasn't. Is that why he had to die?
Perhaps Payne Stewart, who didn't win back to back?
I get my scots and wanna be scots mixed up.

Payne is dead though, right?

At least I got the first two letters of his first name right. BOOYAH!
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bandl wrote:
kalm wrote:
FYI…it was 4.5 miles of interval in one hour.

I'm semi-fat, old, out of shape, and slow, but at least I'm in a 100 mile August challenge instead of waking up after passing out over an oak barrel in bum fucked Up-state Sleepy Hollow. :tothehand:
100 miles for all of august? What the fuck is that? Why don't you try something that is legitimately a challenge? Averaging a 5k a day for a month is about as challenging as fapping it 5 times a day for a month. :roll:
I find you discouraging. I'm gonna quit, sit my ass on the couch, and eat Funions all month instead.

Thanks! :cry:
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kalm wrote:
bandl wrote: 100 miles for all of august? What the fuck is that? Why don't you try something that is legitimately a challenge? Averaging a 5k a day for a month is about as challenging as fapping it 5 times a day for a month. :roll:
I find you discouraging. I'm gonna quit, sit my ass on the couch, and eat Funions all month instead.

Thanks! :cry:
Cool. What's your address? I'll send you some pretzel bits (the new Salted Caramel is A M A Z I N G) and a bottle of liquor of your choice. Sugar beet vodka, corn whiskey or bourbon?
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bandl wrote:
kalm wrote:
I find you discouraging. I'm gonna quit, sit my ass on the couch, and eat Funions all month instead.

Thanks! :cry:
Cool. What's your address? I'll send you some pretzel bits (the new Salted Caramel is A M A Z I N G) and a bottle of liquor of your choice. Sugar beet vodka, corn whiskey or bourbon?
I'll try the Vodka. Thx!
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bandl wrote:
kalm wrote:
Perhaps Payne Stewart, who didn't win back to back?
I get my scots and wanna be scots mixed up.

Payne is dead though, right?

At least I got the first two letters of his first name right. BOOYAH!
Yeah. He was flying his private jet and something happened while in air so the plane depressurized and killed all on the plane (not many but more than just him). Plane flew on autopilot while being guided by military jets until it crashed into a field somewhere.
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tribe_pride wrote:
bandl wrote: I get my scots and wanna be scots mixed up.

Payne is dead though, right?

At least I got the first two letters of his first name right. BOOYAH!
Yeah. He was flying his private jet and something happened while in air so the plane depressurized and killed all on the plane (not many but more than just him). Plane flew on autopilot while being guided by military jets until it crashed into a field somewhere.
That's what they want you to believe happened, tribe. I've got a ten hour youtube video somewhere that explains what actually happened.
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Grizalltheway wrote:
tribe_pride wrote:
Yeah. He was flying his private jet and something happened while in air so the plane depressurized and killed all on the plane (not many but more than just him). Plane flew on autopilot while being guided by military jets until it crashed into a field somewhere.
That's what they want you to believe happened, tribe. I've got a ten hour youtube video somewhere that explains what actually happened.
Stolen from spandos, I'm sure. :suspicious: :suspicious:
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AZGrizFan wrote:
Grizalltheway wrote:
That's what they want you to believe happened, tribe. I've got a ten hour youtube video somewhere that explains what actually happened.
Stolen from spandos, I'm sure. :suspicious: :suspicious:
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tribe_pride wrote:
Yeah. He was flying his private jet and something happened while in air so the plane depressurized and killed all on the plane (not many but more than just him). Plane flew on autopilot while being guided by military jets until it crashed into a field somewhere.
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kalm wrote:
bandl wrote: 100 miles for all of august? What the fuck is that? Why don't you try something that is legitimately a challenge? Averaging a 5k a day for a month is about as challenging as fapping it 5 times a day for a month. :roll:
I find you discouraging. I'm gonna quit, sit my ass on the couch, and eat Funions all month instead.

Thanks! :cry:
Get your own couch and Funions. I'm not sharing mine. :tothehand:
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