Arrogant Bicycle Douchebags
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Arrogant Bicycle Douchebags
Getting sick of these hippy pri*ks and their protests of oil companies while saying "Im going to ride my bike to work".
Your tires on your bicycle need petroleum to make the rubber. You have grease in your bike for all the bearings. The plastic on your bike uses all kinds of oil to be made. The metal for the frame was probably mined out of the earth by large equipment that use oil and gas.
On top of all that you stupid pri*ks don't pay any taxes through licensing to use the roads or bike paths.
Fu*k off and quit acting high and mighty
Your tires on your bicycle need petroleum to make the rubber. You have grease in your bike for all the bearings. The plastic on your bike uses all kinds of oil to be made. The metal for the frame was probably mined out of the earth by large equipment that use oil and gas.
On top of all that you stupid pri*ks don't pay any taxes through licensing to use the roads or bike paths.
Fu*k off and quit acting high and mighty
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Paging the redundancy department of redundancy.
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At least we aren't morbidly obese.
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I dunno, I'm not always going to complain...ALPHAGRIZ1 wrote:Getting sick of these hippy pri*ks and their protests of oil companies while saying "Im going to ride my bike to work".
Your tires on your bicycle need petroleum to make the rubber. You have grease in your bike for all the bearings. The plastic on your bike uses all kinds of oil to be made. The metal for the frame was probably mined out of the earth by large equipment that use oil and gas.
On top of all that you stupid pri*ks don't pay any taxes through licensing to use the roads or bike paths.
Fu*k off and quit acting high and mighty
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Skjellyfetti wrote:At least we aren't morbidly obese.
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1. Most people who decide to ride their bikes to work probably have driver's licenses, too, so your argument about them not paying taxes for roads is bunk.
2. Just because a bike takes SOME natural resources to make, doesn't mean it's equivalent to driving to work everyday.
3. This thread is almost as dumb as you.
2. Just because a bike takes SOME natural resources to make, doesn't mean it's equivalent to driving to work everyday.
3. This thread is almost as dumb as you.
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Actually, most of us aren't morbidly obese - Americans are just too short for their weight. We just need to be taller.Skjellyfetti wrote:At least we aren't morbidly obese.
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You one of them vertically challenged people?GannonFan wrote:Actually, most of us aren't morbidly obese - Americans are just too short for their weight. We just need to be taller.Skjellyfetti wrote:At least we aren't morbidly obese.
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I may have the wrong thread but if this is the bashing of bike riders thread I am all in. FUCK THEM! I really hate that they think they own the road and want the rights of both a ped. and a car. If you ask me that is some bullshit. If they want the rights of a car, keep up with traffic and stop at stop signs and signal turns, and don't ride inbetween cars all the way up to red lights just to slow down traffic on the green....
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what's the big deal with bikes?
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Nope, 6'1" here, decent size for a point guard in my day. Although, at just over 190 lbs, I'm still considered near obese by BMI standards, but those are pretty flimsy standards.JMU DJ wrote:You one of them vertically challenged people?GannonFan wrote:
Actually, most of us aren't morbidly obese - Americans are just too short for their weight. We just need to be taller.
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And while were at it, screw those dirty hippy mother fuckers who bring their own shopping bags to the grocery store, looking down their noses at you because you've actually been capable of procreating and the brown paper bags come in handy for other uses. Try carrying 8 bags of groceries home to your family on your Schwinn, arrogant asswipe. What a waste of female hemp plants.
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Just need to get an Xtracycle for the Schwinn and you can carry 8 bags of groceries no problem.kalm wrote:Try carrying 8 bags of groceries home to your family on your Schwinn, arrogant asswipe.
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Jeezus you really so stupid you dont get the tax comment?Grizalltheway wrote:1. Most people who decide to ride their bikes to work probably have driver's licenses, too, so your argument about them not paying taxes for roads is bunk.
2. Just because a bike takes SOME natural resources to make, doesn't mean it's equivalent to driving to work everyday.
3. This thread is almost as dumb as you.
Here let me help you...............bike riders dont have to license their bikes or pay to use any of the resources paid for by tax dollars.
I have to register my motorcycles.
Bike riders really need to shut their hippy co*kholsters, oil is a way of life and all of their hippyness isnt going to change anything.
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ALPHAGRIZ1 wrote:Jeezus you really so stupid you dont get the tax comment?Grizalltheway wrote:1. Most people who decide to ride their bikes to work probably have driver's licenses, too, so your argument about them not paying taxes for roads is bunk.
2. Just because a bike takes SOME natural resources to make, doesn't mean it's equivalent to driving to work everyday.
3. This thread is almost as dumb as you.
Here let me help you...............bike riders dont have to license their bikes or pay to use any of the resources paid for by tax dollars.
I have to register my motorcycles.
Bike riders really need to shut their hippy co*kholsters, oil is a way of life and all of their hippyness isnt going to change anything.
What fucking planet are you living on? Progressive (hippy) Culture is rapidly becoming the norm. Here are a few examples, dumbass:
Strength of the environmental movement
recycling and environmentally friendly packaging
Whole and organic farming
Increasingly less government control of marijuana
Clothing, fashion, music and culture
Anti Corporatism
The utter failure of the Republican Party
Common and accepted hatred and legit villification of old white men as the root of all problems
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Alphie, no offense, but blow me. I cycle everyday for exercise, and often ride to work for convenience. Don't stereotype asshole. There is nothing wrong with wanting to cut down on my personal contribution to the overall input of carbon into the environment. I take my responsiblity as a citizen very seriously. Personal responsibilty isn't an exclusive attribute of the Conk culture, and isn't restricted to fiscal contribution to society. I am an avid hunter and outdoorsman, and get real pissed off when I see these "conservative", "outdoorsman" types riding in their gas guzzling, fume spewing monster SUV's to the fucking 7-11! Give me a fucking break, most of them are just psuedo-man pussies that maybe get out in the woods on the occasional weekend, when they can get their balls back from their wives or girlfriends. A real sportsman/outdoorsman is by default an environmentalist in the real sense. Our passion for the wild places that are so quickly disappearing under the blades of large land clearing construction equipment demands that we be.
Any man who claims to be a true outdoorsman and doesn't support personal environmental responsiblity is the real douche. It takes more than going to the store and buying a gun and ammo to make you a real man.
Any man who claims to be a true outdoorsman and doesn't support personal environmental responsiblity is the real douche. It takes more than going to the store and buying a gun and ammo to make you a real man.
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death dealer wrote:Alphie, no offense, but blow me. I cycle everyday for exercise, and often ride to work for convenience. Don't stereotype asshole. There is nothing wrong with wanting to cut down on my personal contribution to the overall input of carbon into the environment. I take my responsiblity as a citizen very seriously. Personal responsibilty isn't an exclusive attribute of the Conk culture, and isn't restricted to fiscal contribution to society. I am an avid hunter and outdoorsman, and get real pissed off when I see these "conservative", "outdoorsman" types riding in their gas guzzling, fume spewing monster SUV's to the fucking 7-11! Give me a fucking break, most of them are just psuedo-man pussies that maybe get out in the woods on the occasional weekend, when they can get their balls back from their wives or girlfriends. A real sportsman/outdoorsman is by default an environmentalist in the real sense. Our passion for the wild places that are so quickly disappearing under the blades of large land clearing construction equipment demands that we be.
Any man who claims to be a true outdoorsman and doesn't support personal environmental responsiblity is the real douche. It takes more than going to the store and buying a gun and ammo to make you a real man.
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You'd be amazed how many groceries fit into those things. 2 cloth bags = 8 plastic bags, which is a hell of a lot easier to get them in your house when you get home. In Canada they charge you a nickel for every plastic bag you use & you know what, you don't see a single one of them lying on the side of the rode, flying through the air or floating down the river.kalm wrote:And while were at it, screw those dirty hippy mother fuckers who bring their own shopping bags to the grocery store, looking down their noses at you because you've actually been capable of procreating and the brown paper bags come in handy for other uses. Try carrying 8 bags of groceries home to your family on your Schwinn, arrogant asswipe. What a waste of female hemp plants.
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ALPHAGRIZ1 wrote:Getting sick of these hippy pri*ks and their protests of oil companies while saying "Im going to ride my bike to work".
Your tires on your bicycle need petroleum to make the rubber. You have grease in your bike for all the bearings. The plastic on your bike uses all kinds of oil to be made. The metal for the frame was probably mined out of the earth by large equipment that use oil and gas.
On top of all that you stupid pri*ks don't pay any taxes through licensing to use the roads or bike paths.
Fu*k off and quit acting high and mighty
....but...but.......you're ENABLING those hippys. You need to just pretend they're something that doesn't bother you so much, like swastika flags......
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