A letter from Pat Robertson Jr.

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A letter from Pat Robertson Jr.

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Not really, but....
God punishing US for support of gay marriage

The earthquakes in Haiti and Chile were warnings to the United States that Congress did not heed. The U.S. Congress is responsible for the continuing pollution of the Gulf of Mexico; not BP.

I, along with a lot of other people I’m sure, petitioned every member of the U.S. House and Senate that would accept e-mails from voters outside their constituency voting districts, with sound reasons why they should vote against the legalization of homosexual marriage in Washington, D.C. and to encourage their congressional peers likewise. Since Congress was willing to facilitate the pollution of our society by demeaning and mocking the most sacred and fundamental institution of our society in such a fashion, and thereby encourage and legitimize the abominable practice of homosexuality, God rewarded us in kind.

I hope every member of Congress that voted in favor of the measure, or abstained from voting which had the same net effect, will be removed out of their place. And let every person that has a nose to smell the devastating pollution or ears to hear or eyes to see and read with, warn their neighbors and fill their pantries and then some, store as much potable water as possible in unbreakable containers, and have access to matches, a tent, a shovel and a clean pair of underpants if the U.S. District Court in San Francisco overturns Proposition 8, paving the way for the legalization of homosexual marriage nationwide as well as in California.

America is a Christian nation and will remain so even if that means a demographic shift to a hispanic majority with strong Christian and traditional family values.

Michael W. Jarvis,

Salt Lake City, Utah
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Call me crazy, but I'm guessing this guy wouldn't be a lot of fun to have beers with at a strip joint. :ohno:
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hank scorpio wrote:America is a Christian nation and will remain so even if that means a demographic shift to a hispanic majority with strong Christian and traditional family values.
lol...he kinda just squeezed the hispanic thing in there at the end. :lol:
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ASUG8 wrote:Call me crazy, but I'm guessing this guy wouldn't be a lot of fun to have beers with at a strip joint. :ohno:

Him and CitadelGrad, couple of funmeisters. :lol:
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And let every person that has a nose to smell the devastating pollution or ears to hear or eyes to see and read with, warn their neighbors and fill their pantries and then some, store as much potable water as possible in unbreakable containers, and have access to matches, a tent, a shovel and a clean pair of underpants
Have access to clean underpants? Just in case? God won't forgive a few skid marks at the time of rapture? :rofl:
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Sounds like something Fred Phelps would write.
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Motherfucker. You know? Shit. :ohno:
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Hey, just wait until the guy gets a little older and his mind starts to go. He'll be spewing some REALLY entertaining sh!t, then.

Reminds my of my grandmother. She was a fvcking saint, schoolteacher, Sunday school teacher, you name it. Used whip the neighborhood kids' a$$es when she heard them use the N word.

When she got about 80 she started losing her sh!t and talking like it was 1930 again... all of a sudden she was surprised that they had 'darkies' at UNC. I about sh!t my pants laughing every time she opened her mouth.
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CID1990 wrote:Hey, just wait until the guy gets a little older and his mind starts to go. He'll be spewing some REALLY entertaining sh!t, then.

Reminds my of my grandmother. She was a fvcking saint, schoolteacher, Sunday school teacher, you name it. Used whip the neighborhood kids' a$$es when she heard them use the N word.

When she got about 80 she started losing her sh!t and talking like it was 1930 again... all of a sudden she was surprised that they had 'darkies' at UNC. I about sh!t my pants laughing every time she opened her mouth.
God will judge your grandmother by her works. Sounds like a really nice lady :thumb:
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