Speaking Of Reparations, We Owe Mexico Some BIG Territory...

[Cap'n Cat]

....which we illegally stole from them.

California to the Canadian border, Houston to San Diego.

They come quietly, working shitty jobs here to take it all back and we piss on them.

[TheDancinMonarch]

Mexico belongs to the Aztecs. Remember that Cortes was just more eurotrash like Columbus.

[Cap'n Cat]

Mexico belongs to the Aztecs. Remember that Cortes was just more eurotrash like Columbus.

Good point. Fuckin' Europeans!

[Ibanez]

....which we illegally stole from them.

California to the Canadian border, Houston to San Diego.

They come quietly, working shitty jobs here to take it all back and we piss on them.

I'm really enjoying this banter. Really I am.

Do you think we should go back to the 12 colonies as well, or does that go back Rome? (Do i need to feed you baby bird?)

[GannonFan]

Illegally? Bah, Mexico made their own problems by screwing around with Texas once they got rid of Spain. If they hadn't screwed up that area in the first place, Texas never would've fought for independence and we never would've gotten into a spat with Mexico when they threatened war if we ever annexed Texas. Our winning the Mexican-American war was just one of the end pieces of Mexican mistakes made ever since 1824 when they rebelled against Spain. Too bad for them.

[Cap'n Cat]

Hey, the British own those thirteen colonies as much as the Mexicans own 90% of the West.

Give it back!!!

[Cap'n Cat]

Damned near the only legal land transactions involving the US were Alaska and the Louisiana Territory because we PAID for them. The rest we stole. Shit, here in Minnesota, we stole the Northwest Angle from the Canuckians, greedy bitches that we are!

[Col Hogan]

[Cap'n Cat]

[Gil Dobie]

Give them back that gravel pit called Arizona.

[89Hen]

Give them back that gravel pit called Arizona.

Yeah, I'm definitely OK with giving New Mexico, Arizona, California, Nevada and Utah to Mexico.

[Cap'n Cat]

On second thought, Hen, I don't wanna hafta get a passport to go to Jon and Alex's wedding or to go to Z's and smoke pot with him and D for a weekend.

[Pwns]

It's too bad we didn't give Texas back to them a long time ago. The more of the world is covered by third world slum, the better it is for the great environmental goddess Gaia, who is getting more agitated with us by the day. Repent for thy environmentally unfriendly ways quickly folks, and you will be spared from the great famines and earthquakes and hurricane barrages that awaiteth us.

[Grizalltheway]

It's too bad we didn't give Texas back to them a long time ago. The more of the world is covered by third world slum, the better it is for the great environmental goddess Gaia, who is getting more agitated with us by the day. Repent for thy environmentally unfriendly ways quickly folks, and you will be spared from the great famines and earthquakes and hurricane barrages that awaiteth us.

She must love the south, then.

[native]

Illegally? Bah, Mexico made their own problems by screwing around with Texas once they got rid of Spain. If they hadn't screwed up that area in the first place, Texas never would've fought for independence and we never would've gotten into a spat with Mexico when they threatened war if we ever annexed Texas. Our winning the Mexican-American war was just one of the end pieces of Mexican mistakes made ever since 1824 when they rebelled against Spain. Too bad for them.

Yup!

Mexico would have been better off - especially the peones - if we had conquered the entire country!

[native]

Give them back that gravel pit called Arizona.

We paid for the bottom third with the Gadsden Purchase.

[SuperHornet]

Check your history books again. Cali and Texas were NOT taken directly from Mexico. Sure, the US fought MEX over them, but they were sovereign nations for a short period before the US took over. Just look at our bloody flag....

[native]

It's too bad we didn't give Texas back to them a long time ago. The more of the world is covered by third world slum, the better it is for the great environmental goddess Gaia, who is getting more agitated with us by the day. Repent for thy environmentally unfriendly ways quickly folks, and you will be spared from the great famines and earthquakes and hurricane barrages that awaiteth us.

Stock up on ammunition, water, fuel, and food.

[Cap'n Cat]

It's too bad we didn't give Texas back to them a long time ago. The more of the world is covered by third world slum, the better it is for the great environmental goddess Gaia, who is getting more agitated with us by the day. Repent for thy environmentally unfriendly ways quickly folks, and you will be spared from the great famines and earthquakes and hurricane barrages that awaiteth us.

Stock up on ammunition, water, fuel, and food.

.....and porn.

[native]

It's too bad we didn't give Texas back to them a long time ago. The more of the world is covered by third world slum, the better it is for the great environmental goddess Gaia, who is getting more agitated with us by the day. Repent for thy environmentally unfriendly ways quickly folks, and you will be spared from the great famines and earthquakes and hurricane barrages that awaiteth us.

She must love the south, then.

Speaking of the South, maybe the North should provide reparations...


Regarding Mexico? ...reductio ad absurdum, Cap. What we owe is an opportunity for the Marines to finish the job.