Good thing I was gone this weekend....

[SuperHornet]

Oh, my word. This must be the worst game in team history. While I was in SoCal at a national Royal Rangers training conference, my Sirens dropped their de facto home opener (last week's home game against the expansion Bakersfield Bombers was postponed at Bako's request) to the Utah Falconz 76-0.

I don't think I'm ever going to live this down. I never thought that even mass retirements could put the Sirens down this far.

[dbackjon]

Wow.

Never expected the Mighty Sirens to get whomped like that

[Ibanez]

Wow.

Never expected the Mighty Sirens to get whomped like that

Jon, we are all in shock. It's...sad.

[bandl]

I'm contemplating suicide now. Thanks for the depression, SH!

[Ibanez]

I'm contemplating suicide now. Thanks for the depression, SH!

You should do it. Life is hard...quit.

[Rob Iola]

Synchronized OTR?

Or not - I got nothing...

[Ursus A. Horribilis]

I sort of feel sorry for the fuckable ones.

[bandl]

I'm contemplating suicide now. Thanks for the depression, SH!

You should do it. Life is hard...quit.

No wait, f*ck you!

[93henfan]

When the lesbians aren't producing, you start drafting transvestites.

Any GM of a semi-pro women's football team worth his/her/questioning's salt knows that.

Good grief. Who the hell is running the Sirens these days?

[kalm]

How was the training conference?

(And what's a Royal Ranger)

[YoUDeeMan]

Good grief. Who the hell is running the Sirens these days?

Hard to keep the replacements...I hear it's a calling.

[YoUDeeMan]

I sort of feel sorry for the fuckable ones.

This.

When those nice looking chicks bend over, you know they want some sausage action. They want to perform well, and look athletically pleasing, to get a man's attention in order to breed...so when they get their pretty azzes kicks by some manly looking Amazon-like woman, it has to be depressing.

But, luckily for most nice looking women, men just want to fulfill the women's desire to pork like a horny teenager. We don't care if some steroid juiced man-chick beats their azz in a useless game in a futile attempt to mimmick a real man's sport...we will simply enjoy massaging, inside and out, the beautiful bruised bodies of the few real women that are playing in an attempt to attract a man.

While we're on the subject of women's sports...is there a petition to reduce the amount of clothing women wear? That's the only way to raise the sport's profile and ratings. I'll sign if I get a free lap dance with some of the chicks.