Things you'll never hear a Christian say...
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Re: Things you'll never hear a Christian say...
Please go on.
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Re: Things you'll never hear a Christian say...
Replace ritual with organization and we're close.Chizzang wrote:Rituals (or lack there of) frequently become the dividing factor...89Hen wrote: Glad you agree.
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Re: Things you'll never hear a Christian say...
Marijuana is legal in Washington state.andy7171 wrote:Please go on.
"Getting stoned" can also refer to consuming said marijuana.
I don't know why kalmy is getting virgins stoned, but live and let live.
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Re: Things you'll never hear a Christian say...
Grizalltheway wrote:Marijuana is legal in Washington state.andy7171 wrote:Please go on.
"Getting stoned" can also refer to consuming said marijuana.
I don't know why kalmy is getting virgins stoned, but live and let live.
I liked my hijack. You're just in the wrong thread.
"Elaine, you're from Baltimore, right?"
"Yes, well, Towson actually."
"Yes, well, Towson actually."
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Re: Things you'll never hear a Christian say...
And how in the fuck did indians enter the equation? If Flaggy was on the same page, congrats...Grizalltheway wrote:Marijuana is legal in Washington state.andy7171 wrote:Please go on.
"Getting stoned" can also refer to consuming said marijuana.
I don't know why kalmy is getting virgins stoned, but live and let live.
I guess...
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Re: Things you'll never hear a Christian say...
Pale face wee-tag was bragging about how Crazy Horse fucked Custer in the ass.
"Elaine, you're from Baltimore, right?"
"Yes, well, Towson actually."
"Yes, well, Towson actually."
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Re: Things you'll never hear a Christian say...
Was he high on refer?andy7171 wrote:Pale face wee-tag was bragging about how Crazy Horse fucked Custer in the ass.
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Re: Things you'll never hear a Christian say...
Crazy Horse, Custer or Wee-tag?kalm wrote:Was he high on refer?andy7171 wrote:Pale face wee-tag was bragging about how Crazy Horse fucked Custer in the ass.
"Elaine, you're from Baltimore, right?"
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"Yes, well, Towson actually."
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Re: Things you'll never hear a Christian say...
Really? That's almost as lame as bragging about Indians playing lacrosse!andy7171 wrote:Pale face wee-tag was bragging about how Crazy Horse fucked Custer in the ass.
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Re: Things you'll never hear a Christian say...
Custer. If wasn't impaired he might have seen them coming.andy7171 wrote:Crazy Horse, Custer or Wee-tag?kalm wrote:
Was he high on refer?
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Re: Things you'll never hear a Christian say...
On the refer?Grizalltheway wrote:Really? That's almost as lame as bragging about Indians playing lacrosse!andy7171 wrote:Pale face wee-tag was bragging about how Crazy Horse fucked Custer in the ass.
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Re: Things you'll never hear a Christian say...
Wasn't bragging, just saying they invented it.Grizalltheway wrote:Really? That's almost as lame as bragging about Indians playing lacrosse!andy7171 wrote:Pale face wee-tag was bragging about how Crazy Horse fucked Custer in the ass.
"Elaine, you're from Baltimore, right?"
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"Yes, well, Towson actually."
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Re: Things you'll never hear a Christian say...
East Coast Indians played a game of lacrosse for days until the other team was completely dead. Eat that West Coast.
Re: Things you'll never hear a Christian say...
Kalm, start clapping your hands like a 1st grader when spelling. It's "reefer." If you don't believe me, then I shall refer you to the Google machine.kalm wrote:On the refer?Grizalltheway wrote:
Really? That's almost as lame as bragging about Indians playing lacrosse!
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Re: Things you'll never hear a Christian say...
Ibanez wrote:Kalm, start clapping your hands like a 1st grader when spelling. It's "reefer." If you don't believe me, then I shall refer you to the Google machine.kalm wrote:
On the refer?
Take it easy on the directional school guys. Oh wait...
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Re: Things you'll never hear a Christian say...
Ok will do...thanks!Ibanez wrote:Kalm, start clapping your hands like a 1st grader when spelling. It's "reefer." If you don't believe me, then I shall refer you to the Google machine.kalm wrote:
On the refer?
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Re: Things you'll never hear a Christian say...
[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8VgcdAFCLk[/youtube]kalm wrote:And how in the fuck did indians enter the equation? If Flaggy was on the same page, congrats...Grizalltheway wrote:
Marijuana is legal in Washington state.
"Getting stoned" can also refer to consuming said marijuana.
I don't know why kalmy is getting virgins stoned, but live and let live.
I guess...
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Re: Things you'll never hear a Christian say...
I'm having a tough time clapping my hands while spelling and typing.CAA Flagship wrote:[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8VgcdAFCLk[/youtube]kalm wrote:
And how in the fuck did indians enter the equation? If Flaggy was on the same page, congrats...
I guess...
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Re: Things you'll never hear a Christian say...
I suppose you need a government subsidy now?kalm wrote:I'm having a tough time clapping my hands while spelling and typing.CAA Flagship wrote: [youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8VgcdAFCLk[/youtube]
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Re: Things you'll never hear a Christian say...
None left, they all went to Military contractorsCAA Flagship wrote:I suppose you need a government subsidy now?kalm wrote:
I'm having a tough time clapping my hands while spelling and typing.
Rule Number one: All free money first goes to the Military contractors
Come back next year
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Re: Things you'll never hear a Christian say...
This x 1000.Chizzang wrote:None left, they all went to Military contractorsCAA Flagship wrote: I suppose you need a government subsidy now?
Rule Number one: All free money first goes to the Military contractors
Come back next year
I'm still waiting for my "free market" subsidy.
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Re: Things you'll never hear a Christian say...
You need to get the military involved in your golf course...plenty of funding available.kalm wrote:This x 1000.Chizzang wrote:
None left, they all went to Military contractors
Rule Number one: All free money first goes to the Military contractors
Come back next year
I'm still waiting for my "free market" subsidy.
Need a new trap? Have the army live fire a mortar or artillery round or two and see how close they can place the trap to your liking. Water hazard? Ditto...then have them practice putting out fires by dumping copious amounts of water into the hit target. Maybe get some naval funds if your water hazards are big enough to support military grade inflatables.
Need a slope (no, not Flaggy's wife)? Get some military vehicles to practice making a berm for an M1.
Imagine...you could change the shape and challenge of your golf course every few weeks. Get Arnold Palmer involved in placing the artillery shots and rotate him with other famous gold course designers. The Air Force could pave and sod the fairways and practice soft surface landings...and the greens could be targeted landing spots for V-TOLS or Harriers (the British influence could really make your golf course an international attraction).
Let me know if you need help with the marketing.
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Re: Things you'll never hear a Christian say...
Careful, cuckles, whoever you're buying weed from is putting shit in it..Cluck U wrote:You need to get the military involved in your golf course...plenty of funding available.kalm wrote:
This x 1000.
I'm still waiting for my "free market" subsidy.![]()
Need a new trap? Have the army live fire a mortar or artillery round or two and see how close they can place the trap to your liking. Water hazard? Ditto...then have them practice putting out fires by dumping copious amounts of water into the hit target. Maybe get some naval funds if your water hazards are big enough to support military grade inflatables.
Need a slope (no, not Flaggy's wife)? Get some military vehicles to practice making a berm for an M1.
Imagine...you could change the shape and challenge of your golf course every few weeks. Get Arnold Palmer involved in placing the artillery shots and rotate him with other famous gold course designers. The Air Force could pave and sod the fairways and practice soft surface landings...and the greens could be targeted landing spots for V-TOLS or Harriers (the British influence could really make your golf course an international attraction).
Let me know if you need help with the marketing.
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Re: Things you'll never hear a Christian say...
Chizzang wrote:None left, they all went to Military contractorsCAA Flagship wrote: I suppose you need a government subsidy now?
Rule Number one: All free money first goes to the Military contractors
Come back next year
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Re: Things you'll never hear a Christian say...
Cluck U wrote:You need to get the military involved in your golf course...plenty of funding available.kalm wrote:
This x 1000.
I'm still waiting for my "free market" subsidy.![]()
Need a new trap? Have the army live fire a mortar or artillery round or two and see how close they can place the trap to your liking. Water hazard? Ditto...then have them practice putting out fires by dumping copious amounts of water into the hit target. Maybe get some naval funds if your water hazards are big enough to support military grade inflatables.
Need a slope (no, not Flaggy's wife)? Get some military vehicles to practice making a berm for an M1.
Imagine...you could change the shape and challenge of your golf course every few weeks. Get Arnold Palmer involved in placing the artillery shots and rotate him with other famous gold course designers. The Air Force could pave and sod the fairways and practice soft surface landings...and the greens could be targeted landing spots for V-TOLS or Harriers (the British influence could really make your golf course an international attraction).
Let me know if you need help with the marketing.



