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Please go on.
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Chizzang wrote:
89Hen wrote: Glad you agree.
Rituals (or lack there of) frequently become the dividing factor...

:nod:

Even though similarly held beliefs might be in place
Replace ritual with organization and we're close.
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andy7171 wrote:Please go on.
Marijuana is legal in Washington state.

"Getting stoned" can also refer to consuming said marijuana.

I don't know why kalmy is getting virgins stoned, but live and let live.
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Grizalltheway wrote:
andy7171 wrote:Please go on.
Marijuana is legal in Washington state.

"Getting stoned" can also refer to consuming said marijuana.

I don't know why kalmy is getting virgins stoned, but live and let live.
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Grizalltheway wrote:
andy7171 wrote:Please go on.
Marijuana is legal in Washington state.

"Getting stoned" can also refer to consuming said marijuana.

I don't know why kalmy is getting virgins stoned, but live and let live.
And how in the fuck did indians enter the equation? If Flaggy was on the same page, congrats...

I guess... :?
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Pale face wee-tag was bragging about how Crazy Horse fucked Custer in the ass.
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andy7171 wrote:Pale face wee-tag was bragging about how Crazy Horse fucked Custer in the ass.
Was he high on refer?
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kalm wrote:
andy7171 wrote:Pale face wee-tag was bragging about how Crazy Horse fucked Custer in the ass.
Was he high on refer?
Crazy Horse, Custer or Wee-tag? :?
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andy7171 wrote:Pale face wee-tag was bragging about how Crazy Horse fucked Custer in the ass.
Really? That's almost as lame as bragging about Indians playing lacrosse!
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andy7171 wrote:
kalm wrote:
Was he high on refer?
Crazy Horse, Custer or Wee-tag? :?
Custer. If wasn't impaired he might have seen them coming.
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Grizalltheway wrote:
andy7171 wrote:Pale face wee-tag was bragging about how Crazy Horse fucked Custer in the ass.
Really? That's almost as lame as bragging about Indians playing lacrosse!
On the refer?
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Grizalltheway wrote:
andy7171 wrote:Pale face wee-tag was bragging about how Crazy Horse fucked Custer in the ass.
Really? That's almost as lame as bragging about Indians playing lacrosse!
Wasn't bragging, just saying they invented it. :|
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East Coast Indians played a game of lacrosse for days until the other team was completely dead. Eat that West Coast.
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kalm wrote:
Grizalltheway wrote:
Really? That's almost as lame as bragging about Indians playing lacrosse!
On the refer?
Kalm, start clapping your hands like a 1st grader when spelling. It's "reefer." If you don't believe me, then I shall refer you to the Google machine.
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Ibanez wrote:
kalm wrote:
On the refer?
Kalm, start clapping your hands like a 1st grader when spelling. It's "reefer." If you don't believe me, then I shall refer you to the Google machine.
:lol:

Take it easy on the directional school guys. Oh wait...
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Ibanez wrote:
kalm wrote:
On the refer?
Kalm, start clapping your hands like a 1st grader when spelling. It's "reefer." If you don't believe me, then I shall refer you to the Google machine.
Ok will do...thanks!
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kalm wrote:
Grizalltheway wrote:
Marijuana is legal in Washington state.

"Getting stoned" can also refer to consuming said marijuana.

I don't know why kalmy is getting virgins stoned, but live and let live.
And how in the fuck did indians enter the equation? If Flaggy was on the same page, congrats...

I guess... :?
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CAA Flagship wrote:
kalm wrote:
And how in the fuck did indians enter the equation? If Flaggy was on the same page, congrats...

I guess... :?
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I'm having a tough time clapping my hands while spelling and typing.
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kalm wrote:
CAA Flagship wrote: [youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8VgcdAFCLk[/youtube]
I'm having a tough time clapping my hands while spelling and typing.
I suppose you need a government subsidy now?
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CAA Flagship wrote:
kalm wrote:
I'm having a tough time clapping my hands while spelling and typing.
I suppose you need a government subsidy now?
None left, they all went to Military contractors
Rule Number one: All free money first goes to the Military contractors

Come back next year

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Chizzang wrote:
CAA Flagship wrote: I suppose you need a government subsidy now?
None left, they all went to Military contractors
Rule Number one: All free money first goes to the Military contractors

Come back next year

:coffee:
This x 1000.

I'm still waiting for my "free market" subsidy. :coffee:
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kalm wrote:
Chizzang wrote:
None left, they all went to Military contractors
Rule Number one: All free money first goes to the Military contractors

Come back next year

:coffee:
This x 1000.

I'm still waiting for my "free market" subsidy. :coffee:
You need to get the military involved in your golf course...plenty of funding available. :nod:

Need a new trap? Have the army live fire a mortar or artillery round or two and see how close they can place the trap to your liking. Water hazard? Ditto...then have them practice putting out fires by dumping copious amounts of water into the hit target. Maybe get some naval funds if your water hazards are big enough to support military grade inflatables.

Need a slope (no, not Flaggy's wife)? Get some military vehicles to practice making a berm for an M1.

Imagine...you could change the shape and challenge of your golf course every few weeks. Get Arnold Palmer involved in placing the artillery shots and rotate him with other famous gold course designers. The Air Force could pave and sod the fairways and practice soft surface landings...and the greens could be targeted landing spots for V-TOLS or Harriers (the British influence could really make your golf course an international attraction).

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Cluck U wrote:
kalm wrote:
This x 1000.

I'm still waiting for my "free market" subsidy. :coffee:
You need to get the military involved in your golf course...plenty of funding available. :nod:

Need a new trap? Have the army live fire a mortar or artillery round or two and see how close they can place the trap to your liking. Water hazard? Ditto...then have them practice putting out fires by dumping copious amounts of water into the hit target. Maybe get some naval funds if your water hazards are big enough to support military grade inflatables.

Need a slope (no, not Flaggy's wife)? Get some military vehicles to practice making a berm for an M1.

Imagine...you could change the shape and challenge of your golf course every few weeks. Get Arnold Palmer involved in placing the artillery shots and rotate him with other famous gold course designers. The Air Force could pave and sod the fairways and practice soft surface landings...and the greens could be targeted landing spots for V-TOLS or Harriers (the British influence could really make your golf course an international attraction).

Let me know if you need help with the marketing.
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Chizzang wrote:
CAA Flagship wrote: I suppose you need a government subsidy now?
None left, they all went to Military contractors
Rule Number one: All free money first goes to the Military contractors

Come back next year

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Cluck U wrote:
kalm wrote:
This x 1000.

I'm still waiting for my "free market" subsidy. :coffee:
You need to get the military involved in your golf course...plenty of funding available. :nod:

Need a new trap? Have the army live fire a mortar or artillery round or two and see how close they can place the trap to your liking. Water hazard? Ditto...then have them practice putting out fires by dumping copious amounts of water into the hit target. Maybe get some naval funds if your water hazards are big enough to support military grade inflatables.

Need a slope (no, not Flaggy's wife)? Get some military vehicles to practice making a berm for an M1.

Imagine...you could change the shape and challenge of your golf course every few weeks. Get Arnold Palmer involved in placing the artillery shots and rotate him with other famous gold course designers. The Air Force could pave and sod the fairways and practice soft surface landings...and the greens could be targeted landing spots for V-TOLS or Harriers (the British influence could really make your golf course an international attraction).

Let me know if you need help with the marketing.
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