A Little boy wanted $100.00 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing happened .
Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100.00.
When The postal authorities received the letter to God , USA ,
they decided to send it to the President.
The president was so amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $5.00 bill.
The president thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy.
The little boy was delighted with the $5.00 bill and sat down to write a thank-you note to God, which read:
Dear God:
Thank you very much for sending the money. However, I
noticed that for some reason you sent it through
Washington D.C. and those ass holes took $95.00 in
taxes
A Tax Day Joke
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Re: A Tax Day Joke
Best one I have heard all week.
"What I'm saying is: You might have taken care of your wolf problem, but everyone around town is going to think of you as the crazy son of a bitch who bought land mines to get rid of wolves."
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Re: A Tax Day Joke
The governments favorite body movement of the tax payers in America
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Re: A Tax Day Joke
Appalachian State Mountaineers:
National Champions: 2005, 2006, and 2007
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NO DOUBT ABOUT IT! WE'RE GONNA SHOUT IT! NOTHING'S HOTTER THAN A-S-U!
National Champions: 2005, 2006, and 2007
Southern Conference Champions: 1986, 1987, 1991, 1995, 1999, 2005, 2006, 2007, 2008, 2009, 2010, and 2012
NO DOUBT ABOUT IT! WE'RE GONNA SHOUT IT! NOTHING'S HOTTER THAN A-S-U!
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Re: A Tax Day Joke
If fascism ever comes to America, it will come in the name of liberalism. Ronald Reagan, 1975.
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