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A Tax Day Joke

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A Little boy wanted $100.00 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing happened .

Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100.00.

When The postal authorities received the letter to God , USA ,
they decided to send it to the President.

The president was so amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $5.00 bill.

The president thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy.

The little boy was delighted with the $5.00 bill and sat down to write a thank-you note to God, which read:

Dear God:
Thank you very much for sending the money. However, I
noticed that for some reason you sent it through
Washington D.C. and those ass holes took $95.00 in
taxes
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Best one I have heard all week.
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The governments favorite body movement of the tax payers in America

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Excellent! :D
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Musta happened during Dubya's admin.

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