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Re: Inflation detected 10^35 secs after Big Bang

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D1B wrote:
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Here's one for you, Joe. The giant mustard pine. :rofl:
I believe that is actually the "California Mustard Fir"

I relative of the Giant Mustard Pine
and commonly confused with the Lodgepole Honey Mustard Pine (also referenced in the Old Testament)
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This one is grown in catholic monasteries and church gardens all over the world. Priestavia Blodikkious - Velvet Mustard Pine.
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D1B wrote:Image

This one is grown in catholic monasteries and church gardens all over the world. Priestavia Blodikkious - Velvet Mustard Pine.

It's very popular among the priesthood I understand...


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Chizzang wrote:
D1B wrote:
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Here's one for you, Joe. The giant mustard pine. :rofl:
I believe that is actually the "California Mustard Fir"

I relative of the Giant Mustard Pine
and commonly confused with the Lodgepole Honey Mustard Pine (also referenced in the Old Testament)
No, it is the Sierra Mustard Sequoia - ancient species.
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Here's Altarrus Boyica Victamia AKA the Altar Boy Mustard Pot Tree. During the first 700 years of the Catholic Church, millions of these trees were grown by catholic priests, bishops, cardinals, idiot lay employees and popes.

Here's a pic of a Altar Boy Mustard Pot Tree seed:

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Here's a birds nest in the ABMPT:

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JoltinJoe wrote:
:rofl:

The black mustard seed in Israel (the "Salvadora Persica") will grow to 12 feet -- plenty large to hold a bird's nest. It is foolish for you to insist otherwise.

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http://www.flowersinisrael.com/Salvador ... a_page.htm

Just because someone says something stupid on the internet doesn't make it true, and you look silly when you repeat it.

Geez, I teach and correct you so much, I'm going to have to start charging you tuition. First bill is already in the mail. I accept payment in beer. :thumb:

So you just said something stupid. And not true. The mustard seed referred to in the bible is most likely brassica Nigra - black mustard, an annual weedy plant.
The picture I posted is of a mustard tree in Israel.

The blind stupidity which is favored on this board is remarkable.

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dbackjon wrote:
Chizzang wrote:
I believe that is actually the "California Mustard Fir"

I relative of the Giant Mustard Pine
and commonly confused with the Lodgepole Honey Mustard Pine (also referenced in the Old Testament)
No, it is the Sierra Mustard Sequoia - ancient species.
Damn, I gotta get my biblical mustard seed trees right.
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JoltinJoe wrote:
dbackjon wrote:

So you just said something stupid. And not true. The mustard seed referred to in the bible is most likely brassica Nigra - black mustard, an annual weedy plant.
The picture I posted is of a mustard tree in Israel.

The blind stupidity which is favored on this board is remarkable.

Next. :tothehand:
Post a pic of the first one from christianlies.com :lol:
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D1B, you are embarrassing yourself.

I would figure at this point of your life, you would be able to admit when you're wrong. I mean, you have had plenty of opportunities in your life to learn this lesson.
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D1B wrote:
JoltinJoe wrote:
The picture I posted is of a mustard tree in Israel.

The blind stupidity which is favored on this board is remarkable.

Next. :tothehand:
Post a pic of the first one from christianlies.com :lol:
Here's a picture of a mustard tree in Israel from a website having nothing to do with Christianity:

http://www.flowersinisrael.com/Salvador ... a_page.htm

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JoltinJoe wrote:
D1B wrote:
Post a pic of the first one from christianlies.com :lol:
Here's a picture of a mustard tree in Israel from a website having nothing to do with Christianity:

http://www.flowersinisrael.com/Salvador ... a_page.htm

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Your tuition bill has increased. We charge more for the slow learners and the mentally challenged. :lol:
Here's your first one.

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Im going to Home Depot and building a tree house in one. :rofl:
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JoltinJoe wrote:
dbackjon wrote:

So you just said something stupid. And not true. The mustard seed referred to in the bible is most likely brassica Nigra - black mustard, an annual weedy plant.
The picture I posted is of a mustard tree in Israel.

The blind stupidity which is favored on this board is remarkable.

Next. :tothehand:

Mustard BUSH. And that is not the mustard of Matthew.

NEXT :dunce:
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This thing about the mustard seed started a few years ago when the atheists at dumbatheists.com, or some comparable website -- without any knowledge about what plants were indigenous to Israel in the first century -- looked to mustard plants in the US West and determined that a mustard plant (growing in the western US) could not support a nest.

And although they have been decisively schooled to the contrary -- for example, being shown photos of the mustard trees growing in Israel -- they keep trying to rationalize their error.

Case was closed long before D1B found some stupid website and lifted the information here.
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D1B wrote:
JoltinJoe wrote:
Here's a picture of a mustard tree in Israel from a website having nothing to do with Christianity:

http://www.flowersinisrael.com/Salvador ... a_page.htm

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Your tuition bill has increased. We charge more for the slow learners and the mentally challenged. :lol:
Here's your first one.

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Im going to Home Depot and building a tree house in one. :rofl:
Really, you are just digging your hole deeper and deeper. Have you ever been to Israel? I have. Mustard trees exist in Israel, and are often 12 feet taller or more. In fact, tour guides will point out the mustard trees to tourists, and explain in detail how what was said in the Gospel is accurate (contrary to what numbskulls post on the internet). :tothehand:
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JoltinJoe wrote:This thing about the mustard seed started a few years ago when the atheists at dumbatheists.com, or some comparable website -- without any knowledge about what plants were indigenous to Israel in the first century -- looked to mustard plants in the US West and determined that a mustard plant (growing in the western US) could not support a nest.

And although they have been decisively schooled to the contrary -- for example, being shown photos of the mustard trees growing in Israel -- they keep trying to rationalize their error.

Case was closed long before D1B found some stupid website and lifted the information here.


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Brassica nigra is native to the Mediterranean region
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dbackjon wrote:
JoltinJoe wrote:
The picture I posted is of a mustard tree in Israel.

The blind stupidity which is favored on this board is remarkable.

Next. :tothehand:

Mustard BUSH. And that is not the mustard of Matthew.

NEXT :dunce:
Joe got embarrassed, big time. He's trying to save face. :rofl:

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dbackjon wrote:
Chizzang wrote:
I believe that is actually the "California Mustard Fir"

I relative of the Giant Mustard Pine
and commonly confused with the Lodgepole Honey Mustard Pine (also referenced in the Old Testament)
No, it is the Sierra Mustard Sequoia - ancient species.

That is a Mustard Sequoia ^ good call Dr. Johnson
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JoltinJoe wrote:
D1B wrote:
Here's your first one.

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Im going to Home Depot and building a tree house in one. :rofl:
Really, you are just digging your hole deeper and deeper. Have you ever been to Israel? I have. Mustard trees exist in Israel, and are often 12 feet taller or more. In fact, tour guides will point out the mustard trees to tourists, and explain in detail how what was said in the Gospel is accurate (contrary to what numbskulls post on the internet). :tothehand:
You posted the link to the black mustard, not me. Your pride is fucking you over, again. :nod:
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D1B wrote:Image

Here's Altarrus Boyica Victamia AKA the Altar Boy Mustard Pot Tree. During the first 700 years of the Catholic Church, millions of these trees were grown by catholic priests, bishops, cardinals, idiot lay employees and popes.

Here's a pic of a Altar Boy Mustard Pot Tree seed:

Image

Here's a birds nest in the ABMPT:

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dbackjon wrote:
JoltinJoe wrote:This thing about the mustard seed started a few years ago when the atheists at dumbatheists.com, or some comparable website -- without any knowledge about what plants were indigenous to Israel in the first century -- looked to mustard plants in the US West and determined that a mustard plant (growing in the western US) could not support a nest.

And although they have been decisively schooled to the contrary -- for example, being shown photos of the mustard trees growing in Israel -- they keep trying to rationalize their error.

Case was closed long before D1B found some stupid website and lifted the information here.


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Brassica nigra is native to the Mediterranean region
Where in the Gospel does it say Jesus was referring to Brassica nigra? Where did I say that?

The Salvadora Persica is also native to Israel and I have shown you photos. Why do you want to continue to embarrass yourself? You are wrong. How much proof do you need?

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JoltinJoe wrote:
dbackjon wrote:

So you just said something stupid. And not true. The mustard seed referred to in the bible is most likely brassica Nigra - black mustard, an annual weedy plant.
The picture I posted is of a mustard tree in Israel.

The blind stupidity which is favored on this board is remarkable.

Next. :tothehand:
Man...this thread delivers... :rofl:
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JoltinJoe wrote:
dbackjon wrote:


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Brassica nigra is native to the Mediterranean region
Where in the Gospel does it say Jesus was referring to Brassica nigra? Where did I say that?

The Salvadora Persica is also native to Israel and I have shown you photos. Why do you want to continue to embarrass yourself? You are wrong. How much proof do you need?

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Please note that Jesus was not comparing the mustard seed to all other seeds in the world, but to seeds that a local, Palestinian farmer might have “sowed in his field,” i.e., a key qualifying phrase in verse 31. And it’s absolutely true that the black mustard seed (Brassica nigra = Sinapis nigra) was the smallest seed ever sown by a first-century farmer in that part of the world.
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kalm wrote:
JoltinJoe wrote:
The picture I posted is of a mustard tree in Israel.

The blind stupidity which is favored on this board is remarkable.

Next. :tothehand:
Man...this thread delivers... :rofl:
I KNOW..!!!
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JoltinJoe wrote:
dbackjon wrote:


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Brassica nigra is native to the Mediterranean region
Where in the Gospel does it say Jesus was referring to Brassica nigra? Where did I say that?

The Salvadora Persica is also native to Israel and I have shown you photos. Why do you want to continue to embarrass yourself? You are wrong. How much proof do you need?

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This is a picture of the Salvadora persica black mustard seed. As tour guides in Israel will point out, these plants grew in fields and were common in Israel in the first century, and remain so today. They scoff at the "internet wisdom" suggesting these trees do not support resting birds. Birds frequently rest in these trees.

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For the life of me, I can't even figure out why you guys would even dispute the absolute facts I have cited. I have been to Israel. I have seen the size of the trees. They are plainly large enough for resting birds. You guys are just being ridiculous. :tothehand:
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