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[Chizzang]

Here's one for you, Joe. The giant mustard pine.

I believe that is actually the "California Mustard Fir"

I relative of the Giant Mustard Pine
and commonly confused with the Lodgepole Honey Mustard Pine (also referenced in the Old Testament)

[D1B]

This one is grown in catholic monasteries and church gardens all over the world. Priestavia Blodikkious - Velvet Mustard Pine.

[Chizzang]

This one is grown in catholic monasteries and church gardens all over the world. Priestavia Blodikkious - Velvet Mustard Pine.

It's very popular among the priesthood I understand...

[dbackjon]

Here's one for you, Joe. The giant mustard pine.

I believe that is actually the "California Mustard Fir"

I relative of the Giant Mustard Pine
and commonly confused with the Lodgepole Honey Mustard Pine (also referenced in the Old Testament)

No, it is the Sierra Mustard Sequoia - ancient species.

[D1B]

Here's Altarrus Boyica Victamia AKA the Altar Boy Mustard Pot Tree. During the first 700 years of the Catholic Church, millions of these trees were grown by catholic priests, bishops, cardinals, idiot lay employees and popes.

Here's a pic of a Altar Boy Mustard Pot Tree seed:



Here's a birds nest in the ABMPT:

[JoltinJoe]

The black mustard seed in Israel (the "Salvadora Persica") will grow to 12 feet -- plenty large to hold a bird's nest. It is foolish for you to insist otherwise.



http://www.flowersinisrael.com/Salvador ... a_page.htm

Just because someone says something stupid on the internet doesn't make it true, and you look silly when you repeat it.

Geez, I teach and correct you so much, I'm going to have to start charging you tuition. First bill is already in the mail. I accept payment in beer.

So you just said something stupid. And not true. The mustard seed referred to in the bible is most likely brassica Nigra - black mustard, an annual weedy plant.

The picture I posted is of a mustard tree in Israel.

The blind stupidity which is favored on this board is remarkable.

Next.

[D1B]

I believe that is actually the "California Mustard Fir"

I relative of the Giant Mustard Pine
and commonly confused with the Lodgepole Honey Mustard Pine (also referenced in the Old Testament)

No, it is the Sierra Mustard Sequoia - ancient species.

Damn, I gotta get my biblical mustard seed trees right.

[D1B]

So you just said something stupid. And not true. The mustard seed referred to in the bible is most likely brassica Nigra - black mustard, an annual weedy plant.

The picture I posted is of a mustard tree in Israel.

The blind stupidity which is favored on this board is remarkable.

Next.

Post a pic of the first one from christianlies.com

[JoltinJoe]

D1B, you are embarrassing yourself.

I would figure at this point of your life, you would be able to admit when you're wrong. I mean, you have had plenty of opportunities in your life to learn this lesson.

[JoltinJoe]

The picture I posted is of a mustard tree in Israel.

The blind stupidity which is favored on this board is remarkable.

Next.

Post a pic of the first one from christianlies.com

Here's a picture of a mustard tree in Israel from a website having nothing to do with Christianity:

http://www.flowersinisrael.com/Salvador ... a_page.htm



Your tuition bill has increased. We charge more for the slow learners and the mentally challenged.

[D1B]

Post a pic of the first one from christianlies.com

Here's a picture of a mustard tree in Israel from a website having nothing to do with Christianity:

http://www.flowersinisrael.com/Salvador ... a_page.htm



Your tuition bill has increased. We charge more for the slow learners and the mentally challenged.

Here's your first one.



Im going to Home Depot and building a tree house in one.

[dbackjon]

So you just said something stupid. And not true. The mustard seed referred to in the bible is most likely brassica Nigra - black mustard, an annual weedy plant.

The picture I posted is of a mustard tree in Israel.

The blind stupidity which is favored on this board is remarkable.

Next.

Mustard BUSH. And that is not the mustard of Matthew.

NEXT

[JoltinJoe]

This thing about the mustard seed started a few years ago when the atheists at dumbatheists.com, or some comparable website -- without any knowledge about what plants were indigenous to Israel in the first century -- looked to mustard plants in the US West and determined that a mustard plant (growing in the western US) could not support a nest.

And although they have been decisively schooled to the contrary -- for example, being shown photos of the mustard trees growing in Israel -- they keep trying to rationalize their error.

Case was closed long before D1B found some stupid website and lifted the information here.

[JoltinJoe]

Here's a picture of a mustard tree in Israel from a website having nothing to do with Christianity:

http://www.flowersinisrael.com/Salvador ... a_page.htm



Your tuition bill has increased. We charge more for the slow learners and the mentally challenged.

Here's your first one.



Im going to Home Depot and building a tree house in one.

Really, you are just digging your hole deeper and deeper. Have you ever been to Israel? I have. Mustard trees exist in Israel, and are often 12 feet taller or more. In fact, tour guides will point out the mustard trees to tourists, and explain in detail how what was said in the Gospel is accurate (contrary to what numbskulls post on the internet).

[dbackjon]

This thing about the mustard seed started a few years ago when the atheists at dumbatheists.com, or some comparable website -- without any knowledge about what plants were indigenous to Israel in the first century -- looked to mustard plants in the US West and determined that a mustard plant (growing in the western US) could not support a nest.

And although they have been decisively schooled to the contrary -- for example, being shown photos of the mustard trees growing in Israel -- they keep trying to rationalize their error.

Case was closed long before D1B found some stupid website and lifted the information here.

Brassica nigra is native to the Mediterranean region

[D1B]

The picture I posted is of a mustard tree in Israel.

The blind stupidity which is favored on this board is remarkable.

Next.

Mustard BUSH. And that is not the mustard of Matthew.

NEXT

Joe got embarrassed, big time. He's trying to save face.



"How, oh how am I gonna get out of this one. For fucks sake I graduated from Fordhum and took classes from the greatest theologians ever! No one makes me look like a fool! Especially someone from UNI!!!"

[Chizzang]

I believe that is actually the "California Mustard Fir"

I relative of the Giant Mustard Pine
and commonly confused with the Lodgepole Honey Mustard Pine (also referenced in the Old Testament)

No, it is the Sierra Mustard Sequoia - ancient species.

That is a Mustard Sequoia ^ good call Dr. Johnson

[D1B]

Here's your first one.



Im going to Home Depot and building a tree house in one.

Really, you are just digging your hole deeper and deeper. Have you ever been to Israel? I have. Mustard trees exist in Israel, and are often 12 feet taller or more. In fact, tour guides will point out the mustard trees to tourists, and explain in detail how what was said in the Gospel is accurate (contrary to what numbskulls post on the internet).

You posted the link to the black mustard, not me. Your pride is fucking you over, again.

[Chizzang]

Here's Altarrus Boyica Victamia AKA the Altar Boy Mustard Pot Tree. During the first 700 years of the Catholic Church, millions of these trees were grown by catholic priests, bishops, cardinals, idiot lay employees and popes.

Here's a pic of a Altar Boy Mustard Pot Tree seed:



Here's a birds nest in the ABMPT:

I absolutely HATE to admit this but I laughed HARD at this post - for a long time

[JoltinJoe]

This thing about the mustard seed started a few years ago when the atheists at dumbatheists.com, or some comparable website -- without any knowledge about what plants were indigenous to Israel in the first century -- looked to mustard plants in the US West and determined that a mustard plant (growing in the western US) could not support a nest.

And although they have been decisively schooled to the contrary -- for example, being shown photos of the mustard trees growing in Israel -- they keep trying to rationalize their error.

Case was closed long before D1B found some stupid website and lifted the information here.

Brassica nigra is native to the Mediterranean region

Where in the Gospel does it say Jesus was referring to Brassica nigra? Where did I say that?

The Salvadora Persica is also native to Israel and I have shown you photos. Why do you want to continue to embarrass yourself? You are wrong. How much proof do you need?

[kalm]

So you just said something stupid. And not true. The mustard seed referred to in the bible is most likely brassica Nigra - black mustard, an annual weedy plant.

The picture I posted is of a mustard tree in Israel.

The blind stupidity which is favored on this board is remarkable.

Next.

Man...this thread delivers...

[D1B]

Brassica nigra is native to the Mediterranean region

Where in the Gospel does it say Jesus was referring to Brassica nigra? Where did I say that?

The Salvadora Persica is also native to Israel and I have shown you photos. Why do you want to continue to embarrass yourself? You are wrong. How much proof do you need?

Right here, YOUR link:

Please note that Jesus was not comparing the mustard seed to all other seeds in the world, but to seeds that a local, Palestinian farmer might have “sowed in his field,” i.e., a key qualifying phrase in verse 31. And it’s absolutely true that the black mustard seed (Brassica nigra = Sinapis nigra) was the smallest seed ever sown by a first-century farmer in that part of the world.

"Lord Jesus, I'm fucked"

[Chizzang]

The picture I posted is of a mustard tree in Israel.

The blind stupidity which is favored on this board is remarkable.

Next.

Man...this thread delivers...

I KNOW..!!!
I've been giggling all morning D1B is on FIRE right now
(I can't tell if his meds are wearing off or kicking in..?)

[dbackjon]

Brassica nigra is native to the Mediterranean region

Where in the Gospel does it say Jesus was referring to Brassica nigra? Where did I say that?

The Salvadora Persica is also native to Israel and I have shown you photos. Why do you want to continue to embarrass yourself? You are wrong. How much proof do you need?

I asked Jesus. He told me Joltin Joe es muy loco

[JoltinJoe]

This is a picture of the Salvadora persica black mustard seed. As tour guides in Israel will point out, these plants grew in fields and were common in Israel in the first century, and remain so today. They scoff at the "internet wisdom" suggesting these trees do not support resting birds. Birds frequently rest in these trees.



For the life of me, I can't even figure out why you guys would even dispute the absolute facts I have cited. I have been to Israel. I have seen the size of the trees. They are plainly large enough for resting birds. You guys are just being ridiculous.