Coronavirus COVID-19

[CID1990]

I don’t get the run on toilet paper but not food

I can wash my ass with water and my hand but if I can’t eat I won’t be shitting anyway


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I've bought the complete Ayn Rand library for emergency TP.

Ok I guess

The toilet paper derby seems to transcend political affiliation

which only reinforces my belief that we as Americans are stupid cunts and should probably all die

(and be eaten by wild dogs)


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[SeattleGriz]

We've got a case of some Kirkland brand TP that is so thin, the roll never seems to get any smaller. Been holding onto it for a couple years as backup.

Speaking of Kirkland. How is it over there?

Seems totally normal to me, although less people everywhere. Haven't seen nor heard of any crazy stuff and I'm on the local community FB page, where ridiculous shit is posted daily.

[kalm]

Speaking of Kirkland. How is it over there?

Seems totally normal to me, although less people everywhere. Haven't seen nor heard of any crazy stuff and I'm on the local community FB page, where ridiculous shit is posted daily.

That’s really good news. I just read a social media post making it sound like Armageddon. Remain skeptical...and kalm.

[93henfan]

Doing some self-analysis, the absolute most disease-prone part of my day (now that I'm 100% telework and not taking the DC metro or commuter bus) is my coffee stop at Wawa. So many common surfaces potentially touched: door handle, lever on the coffee dispenser, half and half jug, coffee cup lids, stir sticks, the checkout counter.

So call me a fag, but I put my box of nitrile gloves on my car seat, don gloves on the way in, and throw them in the trash can outside when I'm done.

[CAA Flagship]

Doing some self-analysis, the absolute most disease-prone part of my day (now that I'm 100% telework and not taking the DC metro or commuter bus) is my coffee stop at Wawa. So many common surfaces potentially touched: door handle, lever on the coffee dispenser, half and half jug, coffee cup lids, stir sticks, the checkout counter.

So call me a fag, but I put my box of nitrile gloves on my car seat, don gloves on the way in, and throw them in the trash can outside when I'm done.

[93henfan]

Doing some self-analysis, the absolute most disease-prone part of my day (now that I'm 100% telework and not taking the DC metro or commuter bus) is my coffee stop at Wawa. So many common surfaces potentially touched: door handle, lever on the coffee dispenser, half and half jug, coffee cup lids, stir sticks, the checkout counter.

So call me a fag, but I put my box of nitrile gloves on my car seat, don gloves on the way in, and throw them in the trash can outside when I'm done.

And yet you know you just put a box of gloves in your car.

[CAA Flagship]

And yet you know you just put a box of gloves in your car.

No. But I did wipe down the handle of my shopping cart at Walmart this morning for the first time ever.

[93henfan]

And yet you know you just put a box of gloves in your car.

No. But I did wipe down the handle of my shopping cart at Walmart this morning for the first time ever.

Sounds like overkill. Walmart shoppers tend to have incredible hygiene and fitness levels.

[CAA Flagship]

No. But I did wipe down the handle of my shopping cart at Walmart this morning for the first time ever.

Sounds like overkill. Walmart shoppers tend to have incredible hygiene and fitness levels.

They have less teeth to worry about, so yeah.

[93henfan]

Damn, ESPN is going to have to change their name to The Classic Sports Rerun Network. This is brutal!

They should go 100% female curling and beach volleyball. Gotta keep the ratings.

[CAA Flagship]

Damn, ESPN is going to have to change their name to The Classic Sports Rerun Network. This is brutal!

They should go 100% female curling and beach volleyball. Gotta keep the ratings.

When the gymnasiums start filling up with patients on cots, they should have a camera set up and team up with a gambling platform to pick who dies or recovers next. Kinda like the game Battleship.
G4. HIT. YOU SUNK MY BATTLESHIP!!!!

It will be more like:
G4. COME ON YOU FAT BASTARD, DIE!!!!!

[93henfan]

Masters has been postponed.

No, not Trip's. The golf one.

[Chizzang]

I swam in a sea of humanity Tuesday / Wednesday / Thursday this week...
There was a Tech Summit in Las Vegas and it was packed

Now I'm self quarantined in my office... waiting for death

[SDHornet]

I don’t get the run on toilet paper but not food

I can wash my ass with water and my hand but if I can’t eat I won’t be shitting anyway


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Same here. I don't get it.

Oh and I don't care, stocked up on canned goods and typical non-perishables (TP, paper towels, etc) on Super Bowl weekend. I thank the conspiracy theorists on Youtube I watch for the heads up.

[93henfan]

Trump to declare state of emergency (Stafford Act) today.

Because of Chizzang.

[Pwns]

I don’t get the run on toilet paper but not food

I can wash my ass with water and my hand but if I can’t eat I won’t be shitting anyway


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Same here. I don't get it.

Oh and I don't care, stocked up on canned goods and typical non-perishables (TP, paper towels, etc) on Super Bowl weekend. I thank the conspiracy theorists on Youtube I watch for the heads up.

It's a positive feedback loop. People see pictures of people on social media with shopping carts full of it, so they go out and get it because they don't want to be able to not find it when they need it, which causes more headlines and social media stuff about TP shortages, repeat cycle.

[SDHornet]

Same here. I don't get it.

Oh and I don't care, stocked up on canned goods and typical non-perishables (TP, paper towels, etc) on Super Bowl weekend. I thank the conspiracy theorists on Youtube I watch for the heads up.

It's a positive feedback loop. People see pictures of people on social media with shopping carts full of it, so they go out and get it because they don't want to be able to not find it when they need it, which causes more headlines and social media stuff about TP shortages, repeat cycle.

God this planet needs a good culling.

[93henfan]

It's a positive feedback loop. People see pictures of people on social media with shopping carts full of it, so they go out and get it because they don't want to be able to not find it when they need it, which causes more headlines and social media stuff about TP shortages, repeat cycle.

God this planet needs a good culling.

That's the bad part about science, modern medicine, and nuclear weapons. They prevent good cullings.

If we ever develop a good deflector system for meteors, all hope is lost.

[CAA Flagship]

The travel ban itself is a dumb idea, especially if you're going to simply exempt the UK. The virus is already here, spreading. The response we need is here in the United States, not travel bans that are a month behind.

That speech was a weak response, at best.

If anything, Europe should ban us for traveling there.

Reports now say that Europe is the epicenter of new cases.

https://www.dailysabah.com/world/europe ... -head-says

[93henfan]

The travel ban itself is a dumb idea, especially if you're going to simply exempt the UK. The virus is already here, spreading. The response we need is here in the United States, not travel bans that are a month behind.

That speech was a weak response, at best.

If anything, Europe should ban us for traveling there.

Reports now say that Europe is the epicenter of new cases.

Well, it's the epicenter of butt secks. Coincidence?

I think not.

[Ibanez]

How oddly patriotic

[CAA Flagship]

The travel ban itself is a dumb idea, especially if you're going to simply exempt the UK. The virus is already here, spreading. The response we need is here in the United States, not travel bans that are a month behind.

That speech was a weak response, at best.

If anything, Europe should ban us for traveling there.

Reports now say that Europe is the epicenter of new cases.

https://www.dailysabah.com/world/europe ... -head-says

Well now.

https://www.republicworld.com/world-new ... tions.html

Germany's finance minister has condemned US President Donald Trump's European travel ban in response to the new coronavirus outbreak as "grotesque".

[ALPHAGRIZ1]

Doing some self-analysis, the absolute most disease-prone part of my day (now that I'm 100% telework and not taking the DC metro or commuter bus) is my coffee stop at Wawa. So many common surfaces potentially touched: door handle, lever on the coffee dispenser, half and half jug, coffee cup lids, stir sticks, the checkout counter.

So call me a fag, but I put my box of nitrile gloves on my car seat, don gloves on the way in, and throw them in the trash can outside when I'm done.

Fag

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[93henfan]

Doing some self-analysis, the absolute most disease-prone part of my day (now that I'm 100% telework and not taking the DC metro or commuter bus) is my coffee stop at Wawa. So many common surfaces potentially touched: door handle, lever on the coffee dispenser, half and half jug, coffee cup lids, stir sticks, the checkout counter.

So call me a fag, but I put my box of nitrile gloves on my car seat, don gloves on the way in, and throw them in the trash can outside when I'm done.

Fag

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I'm no fag! I just went to Starbucks and did the drive-thru.

[Chizzang]

Fag

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I'm no fag! I just went to Starbucks and did the drive-thru.

I don't even know why this made me laugh out loud