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AP Dec 5, 2023 In response to increasing displays of antisemitism across the country and around the world, authorities have advised Jewish people to protect themselves from violent attacks by no longer being Jewish.
"It's a simple solution," said historic White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre, who is gay and black. "We have seen a sharp rise in antisemitic behavior, so our best advice to Jewish people in fear for their lives is to stop doing Jewy things and consider not being Jewish altogether."
As hostilities continue in Gaza between Israeli forces and the terrorist organization Hamas, troubling incidents in multiple cities have led to not only violent assaults and intimidation tactics against Jews but also cities canceling public Jewish festivals. "It's best for everyone involved to just not have Jew stuff going on," said Bill Kratzer, who sits on the City Council in Williamsburg, Virginia, where a Hanukkah festival was canceled due to safety concerns. "If Jewish people simply stop being Jewish and eliminate any trace of Jewishness from their lives, these risks will be greatly reduced."
Members of the Jewish community expressed confusion over how forcing Jews to not be Jews would allow Jews to freely and safely practice their Jewish way of life. "Let me get this straight," said Levi Rosenbaum, "if I want to stay safe as a Jew I need to not be Jewish? I might need more explanation here."
At publishing time, officials in cities across the United States were also considering issuing orders to round up members of the Jewish community to safely house them in special camps to reach a final solution to rising antisemitism.
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No. Weak attempt.kalm wrote: ↑Thu Dec 14, 2023 7:19 amSo simply accepting Jesus enables you to do anything on earth?SeattleGriz wrote: ↑Thu Dec 14, 2023 1:06 am
Missed the question on the first post. In what is well accepted, researched by Biblical scholars and agreed across the denominations, is that Trump will get into Heaven if he admits he is a sinner and accepts that Jesus's blood atones for his sins past, present and future. Admitting Jesus died for his sins is what gets Trump and EVERYONE into Heaven. It's a really low bar, but wouldn't you expect that from a good God?
That sounds like enabling god rather than a good god.
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Isn’t that what you just said?
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UNI88 wrote: ↑Thu Dec 14, 2023 12:07 amStrawman. That isn’t what I said at all.SeattleGriz wrote:
I've already explained this. No one gets to heaven through works, and that is not in dispute. That is the ONE version I speak of. You keep pulling the judgmental version of Christianity, which no one agrees with, by acting like any one persons salvation may be at risk because they are "especially" evil. You pass judgement like a champ bro, when you yourself are just as guilty of commiting sin. There are no "levels".
I consider myself Protestant and that's all. Do you know who Paul is in the New Testament? His messages pretty much excoriate the churches of the time because they kept focusing on the law, which you keep doing.
You are simply wrong and too uninformed to know any better StUni.
You have decided that you know what I believe better than I do. That’s pretty judgmental.
How do you know that what you’ve been taught and believe came from god and not man? What if the gnostics, cathari or some other oppressed sect were correct but their teachings were oppressed by men in the early church because they threatened their power?
I’ll make it simple for you OSgBF - what does a despicable person like trump have to do to get into heaven?
SG is just going to pretend this post never happened.UNI88 wrote: ↑Thu Dec 14, 2023 8:50 amWhat I posted (bolded) compared to what you posted (italicized) ...SeattleGriz wrote: ↑Thu Dec 14, 2023 1:06 am
Missed the question on the first post. In what is well accepted, researched by Biblical scholars and agreed across the denominations, is that Trump will get into Heaven if he admits he is a sinner and accepts that Jesus's blood atones for his sins past, present and future. Admitting Jesus died for his sins is what gets Trump and EVERYONE into Heaven. It's a really low bar, but wouldn't you expect that from a good God?
I think trump is going to burn in hell because he is incapable of / Trump will get into Heaven if he
1) admitting that he has sinned / admits he is a sinner
2) accepting that God or any other being is greater than himself / accepts that Jesus's blood atones for his sins past, present and future (you left out that he has to accept Jesus as his lord and savior)
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WUT? You asked a bottom line question. What does Trump have to do... and I answered that.UNI88 wrote: ↑Fri Dec 15, 2023 5:48 pmUNI88 wrote: ↑Thu Dec 14, 2023 12:07 am
Strawman. That isn’t what I said at all.
You have decided that you know what I believe better than I do. That’s pretty judgmental.
How do you know that what you’ve been taught and believe came from god and not man? What if the gnostics, cathari or some other oppressed sect were correct but their teachings were oppressed by men in the early church because they threatened their power?
I’ll make it simple for you OSgBF - what does a despicable person like trump have to do to get into heaven?SG is just going to pretend this post never happened.UNI88 wrote: ↑Thu Dec 14, 2023 8:50 am
What I posted (bolded) compared to what you posted (italicized) ...
I think trump is going to burn in hell because he is incapable of / Trump will get into Heaven if he
1) admitting that he has sinned / admits he is a sinner
2) accepting that God or any other being is greater than himself / accepts that Jesus's blood atones for his sins past, present and future (you left out that he has to accept Jesus as his lord and savior)
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