And now... BeachGate!

[CAA Flagship]

Boring, flat, crowded, EC(b) beaches.

Yeah. Boring.

[andy7171]

Yes you have to buy beach tags on any public beach in NJ. Not sure about Private beaches, I doubt it. You can get season passes to OCNJ beaches for like $25 before the season starts though. Eaach block has their oun life guard. But they make you swim between flags.

I grew up going to OCMD, where its free and the life guards are a half mile away.

The flags used to piss me off bad, but I've mellowed over the years.

[93henfan]

Boring, flat, crowded, EC(b) beaches.

Yeah, west coast is different:

[Grizalltheway]

Boring, flat, crowded, EC(b) beaches.

Yeah, west coast is different:

Washington beaches don't look like that. Mostly because the air and water temp are both usually around 55.

[93henfan]

Yeah, west coast is different:

Washington beaches don't look like that. Mostly because the air and water temp are both usually around 55.

Neither do Maine beaches.

[Chizzang]

Boring, flat, crowded, EC(b) beaches.

Dude... you're 300 miles from the ocean

[Ivytalk]

This is pretty damn funny. Due to lack of budget, Chris Christie closed all the state beaches in NJ for 4th of July weekend. A snooping photojournalist flew over the Governor's beach house in Island Beach State Park and caught him out on the closed beach, a safe distance from the huddled masses in Seaside Heights. What a dumbass. :lol

Look! It's Moby the Dick!

[CAA Flagship]

2. Fees for beach access are fantastic for locals (I've outlined this before). The fees pay for lifeguards and beach cleanup/restoration (call it a user fee rather than a municipal expense paid for by the residents). The real gem is that there are higher fees for weekly and seasonal access compared to daily access. This keeps the greasy city folk separated from the locals.

Oh yeah, forgot to mention FREE WIFI.

In your face, Delaware!!!!!!!!

http://www.nj.com/ocean/index.ssf/2015/ ... e_wif.html

[Grizalltheway]

2. Fees for beach access are fantastic for locals (I've outlined this before). The fees pay for lifeguards and beach cleanup/restoration (call it a user fee rather than a municipal expense paid for by the residents). The real gem is that there are higher fees for weekly and seasonal access compared to daily access. This keeps the greasy city folk separated from the locals.

Oh yeah, forgot to mention FREE WIFI.

In your face, Delaware!!!!!!!!

http://www.nj.com/ocean/index.ssf/2015/ ... e_wif.html

Only a millennial would go to the beach and still feel the need for internet access.

[Ivytalk]

Oh yeah, forgot to mention FREE WIFI.

In your face, Delaware!!!!!!!!

http://www.nj.com/ocean/index.ssf/2015/ ... e_wif.html

Only a millennial would go to the beach and still feel the need for internet access.

Weetag FTW!

[kalm]

Boring, flat, crowded, EC(b) beaches.

Dude... you're 300 miles from the ocean

Flaggy is 2000 miles from Jersey and that doesn't stop him from commenting on beaches, pizza, WaWa, and jamokes...

[CAA Flagship]

Dude... you're 300 miles from the ocean

Flaggy is 2000 miles from Jersey and that doesn't stop him from commenting on beaches, pizza, WaWa, and jamokes...

I'm just a click away.

http://www.exit82.com/beach-cam/

[Gil Dobie]

Closest beach to us is at Como Lake here in the Bitterroot. Has a day use fee of $5.00 per car.

I don't have a beach, just rocks and mud, so I sit on my dock. Nearest beach is White Bear Beach, 2.3 miles away, and it's free. It will be packed like this tomorrow for the fireworks. I can watch them from my dock.

[kalm]

Flaggy is 2000 miles from Jersey and that doesn't stop him from commenting on beaches, pizza, WaWa, and jamokes...

I'm just a click away.

http://www.exit82.com/beach-cam/

I get no credit for using the term "jamoke"?

Cleets is 300 miles from the best football program in the Big Sky and you still see him
Commenting on FCS football...

[CAA Flagship]

I'm just a click away.

http://www.exit82.com/beach-cam/

I get no credit for using the term "jamoke"?

Cleets is 300 miles from the best football program in the Big Sky and you still see him
Commenting on FCS football...

Not sure what a jamoke is.
Jabrone? Yes
Jabip? Yes
Jamoke? No

[Chizzang]

I'm just a click away.

http://www.exit82.com/beach-cam/

I get no credit for using the term "jamoke"?

Cleets is 300 miles from the best football program in the Big Sky and you still see him
Commenting on FCS football...

Ba-Zinga...!!!

[SunCoastBlueHen]

Thanks for this thread, guys. It's been a real count your blessings kind of thing for me. I almost forgot how much most people go through to get to an over crowded beach.

[Ivytalk]

I get no credit for using the term "jamoke"?

Cleets is 300 miles from the best football program in the Big Sky and you still see him
Commenting on FCS football...

Not sure what a jamoke is.
Jabrone? Yes
Jabip? Yes
Jamoke? No

Some goombah you are.

[Chizzang]

Thanks for this thread, guys. It's been a real count your blessings kind of thing for me. I almost forgot how much most people go through to get to an over crowded beach.

[93henfan]

Florida Shore:

[SunCoastBlueHen]

Florida Shore:

I think those are my neighbors!

[93henfan]

You can leave NY/NJ, but them MF'ers will still haunt you when they retire.

[Chizzang]

You can leave NY/NJ, but them MF'ers will still haunt you when they retire.

I'm getting dangerously close in age to that ^ picture...

[bandl]

Da fuq is dat kid whering sneakers fer?

[93henfan]

Da fuq is dat kid whering sneakers fer?

Nigga, dems water shoes!

And shit.