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Heaven and stuff

Posted: Fri Jul 03, 2020 7:02 pm
by SeattleGriz
So bored with COVID.

Let's talk about God and your precipitous salvation.

Re: Heaven and stuff

Posted: Fri Jul 03, 2020 7:04 pm
by SeattleGriz
I know a few on this board who will burn...badly.

I get to make such judgements as I went to Bible camp to be more judgemental.

Re: Heaven and stuff

Posted: Fri Jul 03, 2020 7:05 pm
by SeattleGriz
Seriously. What happens when we die.

Re: Heaven and stuff

Posted: Fri Jul 03, 2020 7:27 pm
by Ibanez
SeattleGriz wrote:Seriously. What happens when we die.
It can’t be that great. Nobody has come back to tell us otherwise.


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Re: Heaven and stuff

Posted: Fri Jul 03, 2020 7:31 pm
by SeattleGriz
Ibanez wrote: Fri Jul 03, 2020 7:27 pm
SeattleGriz wrote:Seriously. What happens when we die.
It can’t be that great. Nobody has come back to tell us otherwise.


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Are you hoping Lazarus will speak to you?

Slightly different, but gotta get this thread going. Thanks for chiming in.

Re: Heaven and stuff

Posted: Fri Jul 03, 2020 7:31 pm
by kalm
SeattleGriz wrote: Fri Jul 03, 2020 7:05 pm Seriously. What happens when we die.
You’re a searcher, SG and I truly appreciate that.

I think you’re coming back in a garden, bunch of carrots and little sweet peas.... :mrgreen:


Re: Heaven and stuff

Posted: Fri Jul 03, 2020 7:34 pm
by SeattleGriz
kalm wrote: Fri Jul 03, 2020 7:31 pm
SeattleGriz wrote: Fri Jul 03, 2020 7:05 pm Seriously. What happens when we die.
You’re a searcher, SG and I truly appreciate that.

I think you’re coming back in a garden, bunch of carrots and little sweet peas.... :mrgreen:

Fuck you. I'm broccoli for sure.

Re: Heaven and stuff

Posted: Fri Jul 03, 2020 7:35 pm
by SeattleGriz
What is the bar to get into heaven?

Re: Heaven and stuff

Posted: Fri Jul 03, 2020 7:46 pm
by SeattleGriz
What is heaven?

Re: Heaven and stuff

Posted: Fri Jul 03, 2020 7:47 pm
by Skjellyfetti
The kingdom of God is within you.

Re: Heaven and stuff

Posted: Fri Jul 03, 2020 7:50 pm
by SeattleGriz
Skjellyfetti wrote: Fri Jul 03, 2020 7:47 pm The kingdom of God is within you.
Expand a little please.

Re: Heaven and stuff

Posted: Fri Jul 03, 2020 7:54 pm
by Skjellyfetti
Luke 17:21

Heaven as not a literal realm in the clouds in the afterlife, but a metaphorical peace attained within yourself in this life.

Read Tolstoy. And the Bible metaphorically.

Re: Heaven and stuff

Posted: Fri Jul 03, 2020 7:58 pm
by SeattleGriz
Skjellyfetti wrote: Fri Jul 03, 2020 7:54 pm Heaven as not a literal realm in the clouds in the afterlife, but a metaphorical peace attained within yourself in this life.

Read Tolstoy. And the Bible metaphorically.
Cool. Thank you. We now have a different definition of heaven, which is what we want in determining "what is heaven".

Honestly, I'll need a little work, but I'll look at what you are saying.

Thanks again. I didn't start this thread to be combative, but inclusive.

Re: Heaven and stuff

Posted: Fri Jul 03, 2020 8:11 pm
by SeattleGriz
Skjellyfetti wrote: Fri Jul 03, 2020 7:54 pm Luke 17:21

Heaven as not a literal realm in the clouds in the afterlife, but a metaphorical peace attained within yourself in this life.

Read Tolstoy. And the Bible metaphorically.
Okay. That's a different interpretation of Luke 17:21, but that's what I want to hear.

Reading the Bible metaphorically is a tall task. It's already tough to read.

Re: Heaven and stuff

Posted: Sat Jul 04, 2020 2:48 am
by AshevilleApp
SeattleGriz wrote: Fri Jul 03, 2020 7:35 pm What is the bar to get into heaven?
The Corner Bar-Greensboro, NC. I hear Red's in Missoula may be a portal as well.

Re: Heaven and stuff

Posted: Sat Jul 04, 2020 4:51 am
by ∞∞∞
AshevilleApp wrote: Sat Jul 04, 2020 2:48 am
SeattleGriz wrote: Fri Jul 03, 2020 7:35 pm What is the bar to get into heaven?
The Corner Bar-Greensboro, NC. I hear Red's in Missoula may be a portal as well.
I'm lookin' for the one that gets you to Hell.

Re: Heaven and stuff

Posted: Sat Jul 04, 2020 4:56 am
by CAA Flagship
AshevilleApp wrote: Sat Jul 04, 2020 2:48 am
SeattleGriz wrote: Fri Jul 03, 2020 7:35 pm What is the bar to get into heaven?
The Corner Bar-Greensboro, NC. I hear Red's in Missoula may be a portal as well.
:lol: :lol:

Re: Heaven and stuff

Posted: Sat Jul 04, 2020 4:59 am
by CAA Flagship
I wanna come back as a dog.

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Re: Heaven and stuff

Posted: Sat Jul 04, 2020 5:09 am
by kalm
SeattleGriz wrote: Fri Jul 03, 2020 7:58 pm
Skjellyfetti wrote: Fri Jul 03, 2020 7:54 pm

Thanks again. I didn't start this thread to be combative, but inclusive.
“Fuck you. I'm broccoli for sure.”

Re: Heaven and stuff

Posted: Sat Jul 04, 2020 5:47 am
by Ibanez
SeattleGriz wrote:
Ibanez wrote: Fri Jul 03, 2020 7:27 pm It can’t be that great. Nobody has come back to tell us otherwise.


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Are you hoping Lazarus will speak to you?

Slightly different, but gotta get this thread going. Thanks for chiming in.
I’d settle for my dad


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Re: Heaven and stuff

Posted: Sat Jul 04, 2020 5:53 am
by Gil Dobie
∞∞∞ wrote: Sat Jul 04, 2020 4:51 am
AshevilleApp wrote: Sat Jul 04, 2020 2:48 am

The Corner Bar-Greensboro, NC. I hear Red's in Missoula may be a portal as well.
I'm lookin' for the one that gets you to Hell.
There's that highway I heard about.

Re: Heaven and stuff

Posted: Sat Jul 04, 2020 5:55 am
by Gil Dobie
West Virginia is almost heaven I'm told.

Re: Heaven and stuff

Posted: Sat Jul 04, 2020 6:28 am
by kalm
Gil Dobie wrote: Sat Jul 04, 2020 5:55 am West Virginia is almost heaven I'm told.
Well it’s certainly dark and dusty...painted on the sky.

Re: Heaven and stuff

Posted: Sat Jul 04, 2020 6:59 am
by Pwns
The kingdom of God is made up of exotic matter that emits or absorbs no electromagnetic radiation and can't transmit momentum or thermal energy to regular matter. :ugeek:

Re: Heaven and stuff

Posted: Sat Jul 04, 2020 7:30 am
by SeattleGriz
kalm wrote: Sat Jul 04, 2020 5:09 am
SeattleGriz wrote: Fri Jul 03, 2020 7:58 pm

“Fuck you. I'm broccoli for sure.”
All veggies are equal, some are more equal than others.