Heaven and stuff

[SeattleGriz]

So bored with COVID.

Let's talk about God and your precipitous salvation.

[SeattleGriz]

I know a few on this board who will burn...badly.

I get to make such judgements as I went to Bible camp to be more judgemental.

[SeattleGriz]

Seriously. What happens when we die.

[Ibanez]

Seriously. What happens when we die.

It can’t be that great. Nobody has come back to tell us otherwise.


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[SeattleGriz]

Seriously. What happens when we die.

It can’t be that great. Nobody has come back to tell us otherwise.


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Are you hoping Lazarus will speak to you?

Slightly different, but gotta get this thread going. Thanks for chiming in.

[kalm]

Seriously. What happens when we die.

You’re a searcher, SG and I truly appreciate that.

I think you’re coming back in a garden, bunch of carrots and little sweet peas....

[SeattleGriz]

Seriously. What happens when we die.

You’re a searcher, SG and I truly appreciate that.

I think you’re coming back in a garden, bunch of carrots and little sweet peas....

Fuck you. I'm broccoli for sure.

[SeattleGriz]

What is the bar to get into heaven?

[SeattleGriz]

What is heaven?

[Skjellyfetti]

The kingdom of God is within you.

[SeattleGriz]

The kingdom of God is within you.

Expand a little please.

[Skjellyfetti]

Luke 17:21

Heaven as not a literal realm in the clouds in the afterlife, but a metaphorical peace attained within yourself in this life.

Read Tolstoy. And the Bible metaphorically.

[SeattleGriz]

Heaven as not a literal realm in the clouds in the afterlife, but a metaphorical peace attained within yourself in this life.

Read Tolstoy. And the Bible metaphorically.

Cool. Thank you. We now have a different definition of heaven, which is what we want in determining "what is heaven".

Honestly, I'll need a little work, but I'll look at what you are saying.

Thanks again. I didn't start this thread to be combative, but inclusive.

[SeattleGriz]

Luke 17:21

Heaven as not a literal realm in the clouds in the afterlife, but a metaphorical peace attained within yourself in this life.

Read Tolstoy. And the Bible metaphorically.

Okay. That's a different interpretation of Luke 17:21, but that's what I want to hear.

Reading the Bible metaphorically is a tall task. It's already tough to read.

[AshevilleApp]

What is the bar to get into heaven?

The Corner Bar-Greensboro, NC. I hear Red's in Missoula may be a portal as well.

[∞∞∞]

What is the bar to get into heaven?

The Corner Bar-Greensboro, NC. I hear Red's in Missoula may be a portal as well.

I'm lookin' for the one that gets you to Hell.

[CAA Flagship]

What is the bar to get into heaven?

The Corner Bar-Greensboro, NC. I hear Red's in Missoula may be a portal as well.

[CAA Flagship]

I wanna come back as a dog.

[kalm]

Thanks again. I didn't start this thread to be combative, but inclusive.

“Fuck you. I'm broccoli for sure.”

[Ibanez]

It can’t be that great. Nobody has come back to tell us otherwise.


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Are you hoping Lazarus will speak to you?

Slightly different, but gotta get this thread going. Thanks for chiming in.

I’d settle for my dad


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[Gil Dobie]

The Corner Bar-Greensboro, NC. I hear Red's in Missoula may be a portal as well.

I'm lookin' for the one that gets you to Hell.

There's that highway I heard about.

[Gil Dobie]

West Virginia is almost heaven I'm told.

[kalm]

West Virginia is almost heaven I'm told.

Well it’s certainly dark and dusty...painted on the sky.

[Pwns]

The kingdom of God is made up of exotic matter that emits or absorbs no electromagnetic radiation and can't transmit momentum or thermal energy to regular matter.

[SeattleGriz]

“Fuck you. I'm broccoli for sure.”

All veggies are equal, some are more equal than others.