Who's going to call plays this year in Big D?
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Who's going to call plays this year in Big D?
Owner Jerry Jones has supposedly "publicly neutered" HC Jason Garrett, throwing open the assumption that new OC Bill Callahan will call offensive plays this year. This blogger seems to think that Jones might be a bit more devious than that, seeing that the Cowboys' leadership seems to think that QB Tony Romo is the next best thing to a god. Apparently, Romo just might be first QB in the modern era since Peyton Manning to run the show.
Normally, I would be all for this, but I'm of the opinion that Romo can't quarterback his way out of a wet paper bag. If this pans out, I wouldn't be surprised if the Cowboys go 0-16....
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Normally, I would be all for this, but I'm of the opinion that Romo can't quarterback his way out of a wet paper bag. If this pans out, I wouldn't be surprised if the Cowboys go 0-16....
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Re: Who's going to call plays this year in Big D?
Callahan stunk up the Cornhusker state, now he's going on to bigger things, the Lone Star state. 

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Re: Who's going to call plays this year in Big D?
Why do you hate FCS QB's?SuperHornet wrote:Owner Jerry Jones has supposedly "publicly neutered" HC Jason Garrett, throwing open the assumption that new OC Bill Callahan will call offensive plays this year. This blogger seems to think that Jones might be a bit more devious than that, seeing that the Cowboys' leadership seems to think that QB Tony Romo is the next best thing to a god. Apparently, Romo just might be first QB in the modern era since Peyton Manning to run the show.
Normally, I would be all for this, but I'm of the opinion that Romo can't quarterback his way out of a wet paper bag. If this pans out, I wouldn't be surprised if the Cowboys go 0-16....
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Re: Who's going to call plays this year in Big D?
So in your little mind, if I hate ONE FCS QB, I hate them ALL?


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Re: Who's going to call plays this year in Big D?
SuperHornet wrote:So in your little mind, if I hate ONE FCS QB, I hate them ALL?
SuperHornet wrote:Marino=Romo.
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Re: Who's going to call plays this year in Big D?
That's bull crap, ASU. Marino was the Man in Miami. He had an amazing quick release, and he wasn't pick-prone. Romo can't play his way out of a wet paper bag. He throws interceptions at the worst possible times, and he can't even handle a PAT snap without bobbling it.


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Re: Who's going to call plays this year in Big D?
So in your little mind if Romo bobbles one PAT snap he bobbles them ALL?SuperHornet wrote:That's bull crap, ASU. Marino was the Man in Miami. He had an amazing quick release, and he wasn't pick-prone. Romo can't play his way out of a wet paper bag. He throws interceptions at the worst possible times, and he can't even handle a PAT snap without bobbling it.
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Re: Who's going to call plays this year in Big D?
Particularly in this day and age where teams let people who don't handle the ball all that much handle conversions rather than risk the team "god," a quarterback who's allowed to do what quarterbacks have ALWAYS done had better NOT make a mistake with that....

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Re: Who's going to call plays this year in Big D?
he can bobble all the snaps he wants on the sidelinesVidav wrote:So in your little mind if Romo bobbles one PAT snap he bobbles them ALL?SuperHornet wrote:That's bull crap, ASU. Marino was the Man in Miami. He had an amazing quick release, and he wasn't pick-prone. Romo can't play his way out of a wet paper bag. He throws interceptions at the worst possible times, and he can't even handle a PAT snap without bobbling it.

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Same amount of rings, and that's your standard--not mine.SuperHornet wrote:That's bull crap, ASU. Marino was the Man in Miami. He had an amazing quick release, and he wasn't pick-prone. Romo can't play his way out of a wet paper bag. He throws interceptions at the worst possible times, and he can't even handle a PAT snap without bobbling it.
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Re: Who's going to call plays this year in Big D?
Save us Kyle Orton, you're our only hope?tampajag wrote:he can bobble all the snaps he wants on the sidelinesVidav wrote:
So in your little mind if Romo bobbles one PAT snap he bobbles them ALL?
Watching the Cowgirls' fans be so pissy makes me happy.
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Re: Who's going to call plays this year in Big D?
sorry I won't be pissy until at least week 3ASUMountaineer wrote:Save us Kyle Orton, you're our only hope?tampajag wrote: he can bobble all the snaps he wants on the sidelines
Watching the Cowgirls' fans be so pissy makes me happy.

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Re: Who's going to call plays this year in Big D?
tampajag wrote:sorry I won't be pissy until at least week 3ASUMountaineer wrote:
Save us Kyle Orton, you're our only hope?
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Re: Who's going to call plays this year in Big D?
Don't put words in my mouth, ASU. As bad as that incompetent Romo is, I'd rather have HIM than Orton. Orton can't win even if he gets Randy Orton to RKO everyone on the defense....

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Randy Orton would throw for 7000 yards with 58 TDs and rush for another 2100 yards with 21 TDs.SuperHornet wrote:Don't put words in my mouth, ASU. As bad as that incompetent Romo is, I'd rather have HIM than Orton. Orton can't win even if he gets Randy Orton to RKO everyone on the defense....
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Re: Who's going to call plays this year in Big D?
let's get him ingrizzaholic wrote:Randy Orton would throw for 7000 yards with 58 TDs and rush for another 2100 yards with 21 TDs.SuperHornet wrote:Don't put words in my mouth, ASU. As bad as that incompetent Romo is, I'd rather have HIM than Orton. Orton can't win even if he gets Randy Orton to RKO everyone on the defense....

Re: Who's going to call plays this year in Big D?
To answer your question, Jerry Jones will be calling plays again this year. When it doesn't work out, he'll fire the HC/OC/DC.
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Re: Who's going to call plays this year in Big D?
Danny White must be rolling in his grave!
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Only because his BF asked him tooBrock Landers wrote:Danny White must be rolling in his grave!
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Re: Who's going to call plays this year in Big D?
he's gonna fire himself? Everybody else is a figureheadASUG8 wrote:To answer your question, Jerry Jones will be calling plays again this year. When it doesn't work out, he'll fire the HC/OC/DC.
