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bluehenbillk wrote:Tell me any of you that ever played sports didn't want to do this at some point in time.
I had a case where the plate ump was fucking our team over. Since I was the catcher he'd tell me all about it as it was happening too. He'd tell me he was going to call a ball before the pitch and admitted that "You better swing at every bitch your next AB, because unless it's in the dirt or above your head it's a strike.".

The tipping point was we threw a runner at home out. I blocked the late 3 feet up the line once I got the ball and the runner slide right into me and stopped - was called safe.

At that point all fucking hell broke loose. Our manager and right fielder were ejected. I, somehow didn't, even though I looked him in the eye and call him a cunt (first words I'd said to him all game) and I then just sat on home plate for 5 minutes and took my catchers gear off.

We turned all the evidence into the state that night - he had his licence pulled, was fined, and was permanently bared for every doing sports in the state of Iowa again.


Never once did I think about hitting him.
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clenz wrote:
bluehenbillk wrote:Tell me any of you that ever played sports didn't want to do this at some point in time.
I had a case where the plate ump was fucking our team over. Since I was the catcher he'd tell me all about it as it was happening too. He'd tell me he was going to call a ball before the pitch and admitted that "You better swing at every bitch your next AB, because unless it's in the dirt or above your head it's a strike.".

The tipping point was we threw a runner at home out. I blocked the late 3 feet up the line once I got the ball and the runner slide right into me and stopped - was called safe.

At that point all fucking hell broke loose. Our manager and right fielder were ejected. I, somehow didn't, even though I looked him in the eye and call him a cunt (first words I'd said to him all game) and I then just sat on home plate for 5 minutes and took my catchers gear off.

We turned all the evidence into the state that night - he had his licence pulled, was fined, and was permanently bared for every doing sports in the state of Iowa again.


Never once did I think about hitting him.
Cunt is pretty good. Nice work.

90% of my ejections fell into three scenarios:

1. I told the ump to have intercourse with himself.
2. I told the ump to have intercourse with his mother.
3. I informed the ump that I had intercourse with his mother.
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93henfan wrote:
clenz wrote: I had a case where the plate ump was fucking our team over. Since I was the catcher he'd tell me all about it as it was happening too. He'd tell me he was going to call a ball before the pitch and admitted that "You better swing at every bitch your next AB, because unless it's in the dirt or above your head it's a strike.".

The tipping point was we threw a runner at home out. I blocked the late 3 feet up the line once I got the ball and the runner slide right into me and stopped - was called safe.

At that point all fucking hell broke loose. Our manager and right fielder were ejected. I, somehow didn't, even though I looked him in the eye and call him a cunt (first words I'd said to him all game) and I then just sat on home plate for 5 minutes and took my catchers gear off.

We turned all the evidence into the state that night - he had his licence pulled, was fined, and was permanently bared for every doing sports in the state of Iowa again.


Never once did I think about hitting him.
Cunt is pretty good. Nice work.

90% of my ejections fell into three scenarios:

1. I told the ump to have intercourse with himself.
2. I told the ump to have intercourse with his mother.
3. I informed the ump that I had intercourse with his mother.
I think I actual called him a ginger cunt, now that I think about it. He was the gingeriest ginger I'd ever seen
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clenz wrote:
bluehenbillk wrote:Tell me any of you that ever played sports didn't want to do this at some point in time.
I had a case where the plate ump was **** our team over. Since I was the catcher he'd tell me all about it as it was happening too. He'd tell me he was going to call a ball before the pitch and admitted that "You better swing at every bitch your next AB, because unless it's in the dirt or above your head it's a strike.".

The tipping point was we threw a runner at home out. I blocked the late 3 feet up the line once I got the ball and the runner slide right into me and stopped - was called safe.

At that point all **** hell broke loose. Our manager and right fielder were ejected. I, somehow didn't, even though I looked him in the eye and call him a cunt (first words I'd said to him all game) and I then just sat on home plate for 5 minutes and took my catchers gear off.

We turned all the evidence into the state that night - he had his licence pulled, was fined, and was permanently bared for every doing sports in the state of Iowa again.


Never once did I think about hitting him.
calling an ump a cunt to his face is much more satisfying that punching him in the nose

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clenz wrote:"You better swing at every bitch your next AB...
:shock:

No wonder Iowa women are so subservient.
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Cluck U wrote:
clenz wrote:"You better swing at every bitch your next AB...
:shock:

No wonder Iowa women are so subservient.
PFL might be the exception that proves the rule?
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grizzaholic wrote:
Cluck U wrote:
:shock:

No wonder Iowa women are so subservient.
PFL might be the exception that proves the rule?
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So the school district, after conducting its investigation, is placing the blame on an assistant coach of the team. Consensus is that the assistant ordered the attack on the ref after he believed the ref uttered a racial slur. Ref and attorney maintains that there were no slurs.

Demographics break down like this, if anyone is curious:

Black assistant coach orders two hispanic players to sucker attack white referee. Then blames it all on a phantom racial slur.

America in 2015. Nice.
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93henfan wrote:So the school district, after conducting its investigation, is placing the blame on an assistant coach of the team. Consensus is that the assistant ordered the attack on the ref after he believed the ref uttered a racial slur. Ref and attorney maintains that there were no slurs.

Demographics break down like this, if anyone is curious:

Black assistant coach orders two hispanic players to sucker attack white referee. Then blames it all on a phantom racial slur.

America in 2015. Nice.
Yep. Phantom racial slurs all around...it's the ultimate get out of jail free card.
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93henfan wrote:So the school district, after conducting its investigation, is placing the blame on an assistant coach of the team. Consensus is that the assistant ordered the attack on the ref after he believed the ref uttered a racial slur. Ref and attorney maintains that there were no slurs.

Demographics break down like this, if anyone is curious:

Black assistant coach orders two hispanic players to sucker attack white referee. Then blames it all on a phantom racial slur.

America in 2015. Nice.
Two Hispanic players playing safety?
Not sure if I have ever seen that.
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CAA Flagship wrote:
93henfan wrote:So the school district, after conducting its investigation, is placing the blame on an assistant coach of the team. Consensus is that the assistant ordered the attack on the ref after he believed the ref uttered a racial slur. Ref and attorney maintains that there were no slurs.

Demographics break down like this, if anyone is curious:

Black assistant coach orders two hispanic players to sucker attack white referee. Then blames it all on a phantom racial slur.

America in 2015. Nice.
Two Hispanic players playing safety?
Not sure if I have ever seen that.
This is San Antonio, Flaggy....there's entire TEAMS made up of Hispanic players...
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CAA Flagship wrote:
93henfan wrote:So the school district, after conducting its investigation, is placing the blame on an assistant coach of the team. Consensus is that the assistant ordered the attack on the ref after he believed the ref uttered a racial slur. Ref and attorney maintains that there were no slurs.

Demographics break down like this, if anyone is curious:

Black assistant coach orders two hispanic players to sucker attack white referee. Then blames it all on a phantom racial slur.

America in 2015. Nice.
Two Hispanic players playing safety?
Not sure if I have ever seen that.
Yeah, they are listed as WBs...wet backs.
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Cluck U wrote:
CAA Flagship wrote: Two Hispanic players playing safety?
Not sure if I have ever seen that.
Yeah, they are listed as WBs...wet backs.
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AZGrizFan wrote:
CAA Flagship wrote: Two Hispanic players playing safety?
Not sure if I have ever seen that.
This is San Antonio, Flaggy....there's entire TEAMS made up of Hispanic players...
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Cluck U wrote:
CAA Flagship wrote: Two Hispanic players playing safety?
Not sure if I have ever seen that.
Yeah, they are listed as WBs...wet backs.
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