Missouri "Poopstika" Incident Likely Didn't Even Happen

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Missouri "Poopstika" Incident Likely Didn't Even Happen

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Was The Poop Swastika Incident At Mizzou A Giant Hoax?

Something stinks at the University of Missouri. A reported incident of vandalism at Mizzou sparked university-wide protests, a boycott by the school’s 4-5 football team, and eventually the resignation of the university’s president and chancellor.

There’s only one problem: no evidence of the alleged incident, in which a poop swastika on the wall of a dormitory restroom was reported, has ever been made publicly available. Did this incident occur as reported, or was it an immaculate defecation that formed the foundation of an unimaginable deception?

According to Billy Donley, the president of Mizzou’s Residence Halls Association (RHA), the poop swastika was reported at approximately 2:00 a.m. on October 24, 2015.

“On Saturday, October 24th, at 2:00am an individual came into one of the restrooms in Gateway Hall and drew a swastika on the wall with their own feces,” Donley wrote in a letter several days after the alleged incident. “This event happened while many students, including myself, were already asleep.”

Later in his letter, Donley noted that he only found out about the alleged vandalism incident “via a flyer posted on the walls” of the dorm.

Although Donley did not respond to repeated requests for comment prior to publication, The Federalist spoke with two RHA staffers while trying to get in touch with Donley. Neither had personally witnessed the poop swastika. When asked if there was any photographic evidence of the alleged incident, one staffer replied, “Not to my knowledge.”

Frankie Minor, the director of residential life at Mizzou, did not respond to repeated requests for comment on whether he personally saw the poop swastika or any photographic evidence of it.

The Federalist also attempted to contact Christian Basi, the associate director of the University of Missouri News Bureau, who previously told the Columbia Missourian on Oct. 30 that the incident had been immediately reported to Mizzou police. Basi did not respond to requests for comment prior to the publication of this article.

Calls to the University of Missouri Police Department, which responded to and investigated the alleged poop swastika incident, also failed to yield any evidence of the poopstika.

Multiple activists on Twitter pointed to this photo as proof that the incident occurred as reported, but a Google search for the same image shows that it has been floating around the Internet for nearly a year. A reddit thread from November of 2014 appears to contain the earliest publication of the photo in question, meaning that it most certainly does not constitute proof of the incident alleged to have occurred at Mizzou on October 24, 2015.

Maj. Brian Weimer, the public information officer for the Mizzou police department, told The Federalist that he also did not personally see the poop swastika that was reported to police. When asked if anyone in the police department personally witnessed the swastika, Maj. Weimer clammed up and referred all questions about the incident to the university’s custodian of public records.

The Federalist also repeatedly contacted @ConcernedStudent1950, the Twitter account representing Mizzou protesters who issued a series of demands of university administrators after the alleged poop swastika incident made headlines. The individuals running the @CS1950 account failed to produce any photographic or documentary evidence of the incident prior to publication of this article.

While a mere absence of evidence is not synonymous with evidence of absence, the complete lack of any verifiable photographic evidence of the alleged poop swastika and the lack of any named eye witnesses raises serious questions.....

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Posted this in the other thread, but I guess I should copy it here as well.

It was witnessed by the police and written into a police report.

Your better angle is to argue that we don't know who did it. Which is true.
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Although, it's not a great one... considering in a different incident a month ago - the perp was caught, arrested, and pleaded guilty. Though, he didn't use shit.

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We constantly berate Cats fans by telling them their 1984 championship is a hoax, because there is/was no evidence immediately on hand for them to say otherwise. You should make a video about that




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How do you "draw" with poop? Is it like finger painting? or do you use a log like chalk? I'm assuming that the best way to clean it off if by pissing really hard. But if it's high on the wall. A step ladder might be needed?


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spandos has been fingerpainting with poop for years

BTW I wonder if the person who painted the poopstika is the same as the dude who just got arrested for burning black churches
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andy7171 wrote:How do you "draw" with poop? Is it like finger painting? or do you use a log like chalk? I'm assuming that the best way to clean it off if by pissing really hard. But if it's high on the wall. A step ladder might be needed?


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Perhaps they use it like chalk, or the way an artists creates something with charcoal.


Wait, it's probably with a brush and done in the style of watercolor. :thumb:
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Mizzou is a shit stain. :nod:
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CID1990 wrote:spandos has been fingerpainting with poop for years

BTW I wonder if the person who painted the poopstika is the same as the dude who just got arrested for burning black churches
Well, that was a black dude, and, other than locally, not very widely reported in the national media.
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Hmmmm... :suspicious:
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CID1990 wrote:spandos has been fingerpainting with poop for years

BTW I wonder if the person who painted the poopstika is the same as the dude who just got arrested for burning black churches
I would be willing to wage a dollar that the brother with the $20M daddy is some how linked to the poop-art.
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I think the institution of the University of Missouri itself is a hoax, just like Bigfoot and UFO's. :coffee:
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