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Unbelievable. Baldy's other girl in the fantasy three-way with he and Sarah Palin, ended her trip to Israel pleading with Jews to convert to Christianity.....before it's too late!!!

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Citing an imminent end of times, former presidential hopeful Michele Bachmann rounded out a recent tour of Israel by urging Jews to convert to Christianity.

Mrs. Bachmann, a former congresswoman from Minnesota who campaigned for the 2012 Republican presidential nomination, made the remarks last week on a radio program hosted by Tony Perkins, the founder of Family Research Council, a conservative Christian group.

“We recognize the shortness of the hour,” Bachmann said, “and that’s why we as a remnant want to be faithful in these days and do what it is that the Holy Spirit is speaking to each one of us, to be faithful in the Kingdom and to help bring in as many as we can — even among the Jews — share Jesus Christ with everyone that we possibly can because, again, He’s coming soon.”

First to report Bachmann’s call was Right Wing Watch, a project of People for the American Way, a church-state separation advocacy group.

"A statement like Ms. Bachmann’s should serve to remind Jews that missionizing is, unfortunately, alive and well, and that we must always be on the lookout for it," said Agudath Israel of America spokesman Rabbi Avi Shafran. "It also should be a reminder of the importance of Jewish education, since the surest defense against missionizing is authentic Jewish knowledge."





And some of you fuckers on here were going to vote for her for President!


Baldy, Hen, Tman, St. Wronge, Z....

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Cap'n Cat wrote:And some of you fuckers on here were going to vote for her for President!

Baldy, Hen, Tman, St. Wronge, Z....
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89Hen wrote:
Cap'n Cat wrote:And some of you fuckers on here were going to vote for her for President!

Baldy, Hen, Tman, St. Wronge, Z....
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She is kindred of all kurrent Konk kandidates. They all want the same thing - Christian hegemony.

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I'm waiting for Tman's response and Cap'n Cat's conversion to believing in the after-life.
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Gil Dobie wrote:I'm waiting for Tman's response and Cap'n Cat's conversion to believing in the after-life.
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What's the big deal? If you're an Evangelical Christian that's what you believe.
Well, I believe that I must tell the truth
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But if I told the truth and nothing but the truth
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is she still even in congress?

65% of them are as useless as tits on a boar hog

she's just doing her part to fit in, is all
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JohnStOnge wrote:What's the big deal? If you're an Evangelical Christian that's what you believe.
This ^ is why I seriously wonder about your sanity John...
You do realize the dangers of believing you have a higher calling - right..?

That type of completely unsubstantiated belief
allows you to morally and without question defy the laws of our Republic

it allows you to dismiss and defend the murder of what amount to innocents
it allows you to elevate yourself over others and defend almost any atrocity in the name of your faith

It is - without question - the single most dangerous thing on Earth
and the cause for almost all of our global misery

:nod:

Your stupid dismissal is identical to what the Liberal Zingers use to dismiss Islam as no big deal
Thus allowing murderers to hide in plain sight and lunacy to prosper as "defensible faith"

And this ^ is why our Republic will ultimately fail...
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Chizzang wrote:
JohnStOnge wrote:What's the big deal? If you're an Evangelical Christian that's what you believe.
This ^ is why I seriously wonder about your sanity John...
You do realize the dangers of believing you have a higher calling - right..?

That type of completely unsubstantiated belief
allows you to morally and without question defy the laws of our Republic

it allows you to dismiss and defend the murder of what amount to innocents
it allows you to elevate yourself over others and defend almost any atrocity in the name of your faith

It is - without question - the single most dangerous thing on Earth
and the cause for almost all of our global misery

:nod:

Your stupid dismissal is identical to what the Liberal Zingers use to dismiss Islam as no big deal
Thus allowing murderers to hide in plain sight and lunacy to prosper as "defensible faith"

And this ^ is why our Republic will ultimately fail...
Are equating me to JSO? :o

Well in that case...fuck those Muslims and the camels they rode in on!

Turn the ME into a parking lot!

What's the easiest way I can send money to Israel!

Are there any mosques in Spokane I can picket!

Fuck that noise! :tothehand:
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kalm wrote:
Chizzang wrote:
This ^ is why I seriously wonder about your sanity John...
You do realize the dangers of believing you have a higher calling - right..?

That type of completely unsubstantiated belief
allows you to morally and without question defy the laws of our Republic

it allows you to dismiss and defend the murder of what amount to innocents
it allows you to elevate yourself over others and defend almost any atrocity in the name of your faith

It is - without question - the single most dangerous thing on Earth
and the cause for almost all of our global misery

:nod:

Your stupid dismissal is identical to what the Liberal Zingers use to dismiss Islam as no big deal
Thus allowing murderers to hide in plain sight and lunacy to prosper as "defensible faith"

And this ^ is why our Republic will ultimately fail...
Are equating me to JSO? :o

Well in that case...fuck those Muslims and the camels they rode in on!

Turn the ME into a parking lot!

What's the easiest way I can send money to Israel!

Are there any mosques in Spokane I can picket!

Fuck that noise! :tothehand:

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Chizzang wrote:
JohnStOnge wrote:What's the big deal? If you're an Evangelical Christian that's what you believe.
This ^ is why I seriously wonder about your sanity John...
You do realize the dangers of believing you have a higher calling - right..?

That type of completely unsubstantiated belief
allows you to morally and without question defy the laws of our Republic

it allows you to dismiss and defend the murder of what amount to innocents
it allows you to elevate yourself over others and defend almost any atrocity in the name of your faith

It is - without question - the single most dangerous thing on Earth
and the cause for almost all of our global misery

:nod:

Your stupid dismissal is identical to what the Liberal Zingers use to dismiss Islam as no big deal
Thus allowing murderers to hide in plain sight and lunacy to prosper as "defensible faith"

And this ^ is why our Republic will ultimately fail...
Good GRIEF. All she said was:
“We recognize the shortness of the hour,” she said, “and that’s why we as a remnant want to be faithful in these days and do what it is that the Holy Spirit is speaking to each one of us, to be faithful in the Kingdom and to help bring in as many as we can — even among the Jews — share Jesus Christ with everyone that we possibly can because, again, he’s coming soon.”
She's not talking about forcing anyone to do anything. She's just saying she wants to convert people and that's in the context of believing that those who are not converted are going to go to hell. She's wanting to, from her standpoint, save people from eternal damnation.

That's a little bit different than telling people, "Convert to Islam or I'm going to cut your head off." There's no threat to it at all.
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JohnStOnge wrote:
Chizzang wrote:
This ^ is why I seriously wonder about your sanity John...
You do realize the dangers of believing you have a higher calling - right..?

That type of completely unsubstantiated belief
allows you to morally and without question defy the laws of our Republic

it allows you to dismiss and defend the murder of what amount to innocents
it allows you to elevate yourself over others and defend almost any atrocity in the name of your faith

It is - without question - the single most dangerous thing on Earth
and the cause for almost all of our global misery

:nod:

Your stupid dismissal is identical to what the Liberal Zingers use to dismiss Islam as no big deal
Thus allowing murderers to hide in plain sight and lunacy to prosper as "defensible faith"

And this ^ is why our Republic will ultimately fail...
Good GRIEF. All she said was:
“We recognize the shortness of the hour,” she said, “and that’s why we as a remnant want to be faithful in these days and do what it is that the Holy Spirit is speaking to each one of us, to be faithful in the Kingdom and to help bring in as many as we can — even among the Jews — share Jesus Christ with everyone that we possibly can because, again, he’s coming soon.”
She's not talking about forcing anyone to do anything. She's just saying she wants to convert people and that's in the context of believing that those who are not converted are going to go to hell. She's wanting to, from her standpoint, save people from eternal damnation.

That's a little bit different than telling people, "Convert to Islam or I'm going to cut your head off." There's no threat to it at all.
Right John exactly right... Its not the same as extreme Islam - right up until it is
It makes room for and gives cover for that line of thinking

What you're saying is exactly what Liberals say about peaceful Muslims

But the larger more important point is this:
People who think this way need to be called out for their nonsense
and need to be told that they are a plague that destroys global peace a freedom for all
they marginalize common sense and human advancement for absurdity and divisiveness

:nod:

The most dangerous evil that faces world peace are people just like her with power...
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Chizzang wrote:
JohnStOnge wrote:
Good GRIEF. All she said was:



She's not talking about forcing anyone to do anything. She's just saying she wants to convert people and that's in the context of believing that those who are not converted are going to go to hell. She's wanting to, from her standpoint, save people from eternal damnation.

That's a little bit different than telling people, "Convert to Islam or I'm going to cut your head off." There's no threat to it at all.
Right John exactly right... Its not the same as extreme Islam - right up until it is
It makes room for and gives cover for that line of thinking

What you're saying is exactly what Liberals say about peaceful Muslims

But the larger more important point is this:
People who think this way need to be called out for their nonsense
and need to be told that they are a plague that destroys global peace a freedom for all
they marginalize common sense and human advancement for absurdity and divisiveness

:nod:

The most dangerous evil that faces world peace are people just like her with power...
I get what you're saying here but I'm going to have to partially agree with JSO on this one

She's a Christian and she's proselytizing. 500 years ago that meant the iron Maiden but today it means nutty statements. I don't think Christianity is on the road to bloody extremism- quite the opposite - you've said so yourself.

When a Christian says "convert" it reminds me of when I was heading to Iraq in 2004 and an old high school friend dropped by my house and brought me a book about Paul on the road to Damascus. He knew I was agnostic and was genuinely afraid I was going to get myself killed without having done what I needed to do to see the bearded man in the sky. It was benign, friendly. I get that Jewish people, given their history, would find this insulting - but it isn't threatening.

When a Muslim says "convert", I think of something entirely different. I think of what the Zoroastrians are having to put up with right now, or any of the Syrian or Kurdish religious minorities are dealing with. The bible and the koran both make it clear that spreading the word is a duty, but the methods are completely different

I don't see any kind of dangerous thinking on the part of Bachman here- she's a nut but her evangelical version of Christianity is pretty harmless.
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CID1990 wrote:
Chizzang wrote:
Right John exactly right... Its not the same as extreme Islam - right up until it is
It makes room for and gives cover for that line of thinking

What you're saying is exactly what Liberals say about peaceful Muslims

But the larger more important point is this:
People who think this way need to be called out for their nonsense
and need to be told that they are a plague that destroys global peace a freedom for all
they marginalize common sense and human advancement for absurdity and divisiveness

:nod:

The most dangerous evil that faces world peace are people just like her with power...
I get what you're saying here but I'm going to have to partially agree with JSO on this one

She's a Christian and she's proselytizing. 500 years ago that meant the iron Maiden but today it means nutty statements. I don't think Christianity is on the road to bloody extremism- quite the opposite - you've said so yourself.

When a Christian says "convert" it reminds me of when I was heading to Iraq in 2004 and an old high school friend dropped by my house and brought me a book about Paul on the road to Damascus. He knew I was agnostic and was genuinely afraid I was going to get myself killed without having done what I needed to do to see the bearded man in the sky. It was benign, friendly. I get that Jewish people, given their history, would find this insulting - but it isn't threatening.

When a Muslim says "convert", I think of something entirely different. I think of what the Zoroastrians are having to put up with right now, or any of the Syrian or Kurdish religious minorities are dealing with. The bible and the koran both make it clear that spreading the word is a duty, but the methods are completely different

I don't see any kind of dangerous thinking on the part of Bachman here- she's a nut but her evangelical version of Christianity is pretty harmless.

:geek:

Please don't interrupt my neurotic ramblings with your relaxed demeanor and reasonable attitudes

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Chizzang wrote:
CID1990 wrote:
I get what you're saying here but I'm going to have to partially agree with JSO on this one

She's a Christian and she's proselytizing. 500 years ago that meant the iron Maiden but today it means nutty statements. I don't think Christianity is on the road to bloody extremism- quite the opposite - you've said so yourself.

When a Christian says "convert" it reminds me of when I was heading to Iraq in 2004 and an old high school friend dropped by my house and brought me a book about Paul on the road to Damascus. He knew I was agnostic and was genuinely afraid I was going to get myself killed without having done what I needed to do to see the bearded man in the sky. It was benign, friendly. I get that Jewish people, given their history, would find this insulting - but it isn't threatening.

When a Muslim says "convert", I think of something entirely different. I think of what the Zoroastrians are having to put up with right now, or any of the Syrian or Kurdish religious minorities are dealing with. The bible and the koran both make it clear that spreading the word is a duty, but the methods are completely different

I don't see any kind of dangerous thinking on the part of Bachman here- she's a nut but her evangelical version of Christianity is pretty harmless.

:geek:

Please don't interrupt my neurotic ramblings with your relaxed demeanor and reasonable attitudes

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