Shooting in San Bernardino

[93henfan]

Trip, are you around? I have a logistical question.

If you become a jihadist, get married, your wife pledges allegiance to ISIS, and you both die at the same time committing jihad for allah...

As your souls are both floating up to the great goat pasture...

Are you stuck with that bitch or do you still get the 72 cherries?

[dbackjon]

Reports now saying that the female shooter pledged her allegiance to ISIS just prior to the shootings.

Time to put the "terrorism" label on this one.

But they aren't from North Carolina.

Carolina, Paki, no difference

[CAA Flagship]

Trip, are you around? I have a logistical question.

If you become a jihadist, get married, your wife pledges allegiance to ISIS, and you both die at the same time committing jihad for allah...

As your souls are both floating up to the great goat pasture...

Are you stuck with that bitch or do you still get the 72 cherries?

You only get 71. It's the final marriage penalty that you have to pay.

[andy7171]

But they aren't from North Carolina.

Carolina, Paki, no difference

I've decided to only get my news from Glenn Beck and dback's FB posts. Pretty sure the truth lies somewhere between the two.

[89Hen]

Glenn Beck and dback's FB posts. Pretty sure the truth lies somewhere between the two.

[∞∞∞]

Trip, are you around? I have a logistical question.

If you become a jihadist, get married, your wife pledges allegiance to ISIS, and you both die at the same time committing jihad for allah...

As your souls are both floating up to the great goat pasture...

Are you stuck with that bitch or do you still get the 72 cherries?

Honestly, I don't actually know where the 72 virgins thing comes from; I'm pretty sure it's not in the Qur'an so I think it must be part of the Hadith. If I recall correctly though, if you go to Heaven, each of your good deeds in life manifests itself as a beautiful virgin (for both sexes). And any wife (or husband) you had in life granted there was no divorce also manifests itself as the same. So if you were actually a good human, you'd have a shit ton more virgins waiting for you than just 72.

And if you guys haven't figured it out yet, the Islamic heaven is very sexual. Maybe sensual is the appropriate word, but you get the point.

Also, typing that just reminds me how ridiculous religions are.

[Ibanez]

Carolina, Paki, no difference

I've decided to only get my news from Glenn Beck and dback's FB posts. Pretty sure the truth lies somewhere between the two.

[Ibanez]

Trip, are you around? I have a logistical question.

If you become a jihadist, get married, your wife pledges allegiance to ISIS, and you both die at the same time committing jihad for allah...

As your souls are both floating up to the great goat pasture...

Are you stuck with that bitch or do you still get the 72 cherries?

Honestly, I don't actually know where the 72 virgins thing comes from; I'm pretty sure it's not in the Qur'an so I think it must be part of the Hadith. If I recall correctly though, if you go to Heaven, each of your good deeds in life manifests itself as a beautiful virgin (for both sexes). And any wife (or husband) you had in life granted there was no divorce also manifests itself as the same. So if you were actually a good human, you'd have a shit ton more virgins waiting for you than just 72.

And if you guys haven't figured it out yet, the Islamic heaven is very sexual. Maybe sensual is the appropriate word, but you get the point.

Also, typing that just reminds me how ridiculous religions are.

Who wants virgins? Give me a woman that knows her way around the D-piece, amirite?

[∞∞∞]

Honestly, I don't actually know where the 72 virgins thing comes from; I'm pretty sure it's not in the Qur'an so I think it must be part of the Hadith. If I recall correctly though, if you go to Heaven, each of your good deeds in life manifests itself as a beautiful virgin (for both sexes). And any wife (or husband) you had in life granted there was no divorce also manifests itself as the same. So if you were actually a good human, you'd have a **** ton more virgins waiting for you than just 72.

And if you guys haven't figured it out yet, the Islamic heaven is very sexual. Maybe sensual is the appropriate word, but you get the point.

Also, typing that just reminds me how ridiculous religions are.

Who wants virgins? Give me a woman that knows her way around the D-piece, amirite?

Seriously, true dat. Best sex I ever had was with a girl who'd been with six other dudes before me. The worst sex I've ever had was with a virgin.

[ASUG8]

Carolina, Paki, no difference

I've decided to only get my news from Glenn Beck and dback's FB posts. Pretty sure the truth lies somewhere between the two.

It's probably a lot closer to Glenn Beck.

[ASUG8]

Who wants virgins? Give me a woman that knows her way around the D-piece, amirite?

Seriously, true dat. Best sex I ever had was with a girl who'd been with six other dudes before me. The worst sex I've ever had was with a virgin.

A woman doesn't necessarily have to be good, she just has to be in attendance.

[CAA Flagship]

Seriously, true dat. Best sex I ever had was with a girl who'd been with six other dudes before me. The worst sex I've ever had was with a virgin.

A woman doesn't necessarily have to be good, she just has to be in attendance.

[CAA Flagship]

It's official: Terrorism

[Baldy]

Who wants virgins? Give me a woman that knows her way around the D-piece, amirite?

Seriously, true dat. Best sex I ever had was with a girl who'd been with six other dudes before me. The worst sex I've ever had was with a virgin.

Are we talking about six other dudes that same night?

[houndawg]

They won't let you in.

I had a friend in Ireland move his family to New Zealand. I heard Australia is a bitch though on immigration.

All anecdotal. I haven't researched it.

Maybe different for them than for US citizens? I have Kiwi friend, he can work in Great Britain legally. Canada too, I think. NZ and Australia have had disputes in the past over reciprocal work agreements. I've another friend born and raised in Australia who is a Canadian citizen by his mothers birth. He says its easier to do business with American companies than if he were a Australian citizen.

[CID1990]

Carolina, Paki, no difference

I've decided to only get my news from Glenn Beck and dback's FB posts. Pretty sure the truth lies somewhere between the two.

that is what is known as a "certainty"

[andy7171]

Seriously, true dat. Best sex I ever had was with a girl who'd been with six other dudes before me. The worst sex I've ever had was with a virgin.

Are we talking about six other dudes that same night?

Yes

[CAA Flagship]

Are we talking about six other dudes that same night?

Yes

Sloppy sevenths?

[Baldy]

Are we talking about six other dudes that same night?

Yes

That's DISGUSTING andy!

[93henfan]

Yes

That's DISGUSTING andy!

[Jjoey52]

No chance of an STD in that situation, not.