Who should I caucus for?

[HI54UNI]

Who should I caucus for?

Option 1 - I go to the Dem caucus and vote for Bernie to help Hillary get the bitch slap she needs. The Dem caucus would likely be more entertaining with all the Bernie nut jobs singing his praises. I could also go for Martin O'Malley and if it is close make the Hillary and Bernie supporters beg me for my vote since O'Malley won't be viable. I definitely would have to take a shower when I get home because there will be so much stupid floating around in the room that I wouldn't want to catch it.

Option 2 - I go Rep caucus. Usually the Rep caucus will have a few evangelicals tells us how abortion and gay marriage are the only things that matter. Last time I could hear some of the evangels talking at the table next to me how they couldn't vote for a Mormon. I had a guy say to me after he found out I voted for Ron Paul, "I didn't know you were one of those crazies". This year will be interesting to see what people say about Trump and about Cruz since he won't worship at the ethanol altar.

Option 3 - I go to the HS basketball games instead.

[Ibanez]

Who should I caucus for?

Option 1 - I go to the Dem caucus and vote for Bernie to help Hillary get the bitch slap she needs. The Dem caucus would likely be more entertaining with all the Bernie nut jobs singing his praises. I could also go for Martin O'Malley and if it is close make the Hillary and Bernie supporters beg me for my vote since O'Malley won't be viable. I definitely would have to take a shower when I get home because there will be so much stupid floating around in the room that I wouldn't want to catch it.

Option 2 - I go Rep caucus. Usually the Rep caucus will have a few evangelicals tells us how abortion and gay marriage are the only things that matter. Last time I could hear some of the evangels talking at the table next to me how they couldn't vote for a Mormon. I had a guy say to me after he found out I voted for Ron Paul, "I didn't know you were one of those crazies". This year will be interesting to see what people say about Trump and about Cruz since he won't worship at the ethanol altar.

Option 3 - I go to the HS basketball games instead.

Option 1. Anything that takes a vote away from Clinton.

[tribe_pride]

I hate open caucuses/primaries so I say go to the one you are more connected to. If you are a Republican, what right do you have to influence the nominee for the Democrats (and vice versa)

All that said, I think I need to move to Iowa during a presidential election year so I can participate in one of these caucuses.

[JohnStOnge]

Go to the Republican Caucus and do what you can to stop the Cotton-Candy Headed Buffoon.

[89Hen]

[dbackjon]

Jill Stein

[89Hen]

Jill Stein

Cleets just had to excuse himself.

[Ibanez]

I hate open caucuses/primaries so I say go to the one you are more connected to. If you are a Republican, what right do you have to influence the nominee for the Democrats (and vice versa)

All that said, I think I need to move to Iowa during a presidential election year so I can participate in one of these caucuses.

Forget that. In SC, you can be assured that a republican will win any election. When it comes to primaries, all bets are off. I'll gladly take one vote away from Clinton.

[ASUG8]

They pretend that Iowa, New Hampshire, and South Carolina are important until they're elected. Then we're all relegated again to flyover states.

Do what you have to do to make Hillary go away. Gas up her broom, whatever it takes.

[CID1990]

They pretend that Iowa, New Hampshire, and South Carolina are important until they're elected. Then we're all relegated again to flyover states.

Do what you have to do to make Hillary go away. Gas up her broom, whatever it takes.

has she been faking that accent in black churches again?

[HI54UNI]

Jill Stein

[Ivytalk]

Option 3 is tempting, but I would go to the GOP caucus and vote for Uncle Bernie. That would stir 'em up!

[CID1990]

Jill Stein

i missed this jewel this first time around

So Jon, are you saying your thrill for Hillary is gone?

[HI54UNI]

Gettng down to the final stretch. Mail box is full and the phone keeps ringing.

8 pieces in today's mail:

4 Cruz is good
1 Cruz is bad
1 Carly is good
1 Bush is good
1 Rand is good

3 message on the machine pro Cruz, pro Rubio, and pro Rand. Also had 3 calls tonight that we didn't answer.

I still haven't decided. I may have to vote for Trump since JSO likes him so much.

[Ivytalk]

Gettng down to the final stretch. Mail box is full and the phone keeps ringing.

8 pieces in today's mail:

4 Cruz is good
1 Cruz is bad
1 Carly is good
1 Bush is good
1 Rand is good

3 message on the machine pro Cruz, pro Rubio, and pro Rand. Also had 3 calls tonight that we didn't answer.

I still haven't decided. I may have to vote for Trump since JSO likes him so much.

That's as good a reason as any to caucus for Trump!

[Ivytalk]

Looks like Cruz is the only candidate who hasn't totally genuflected to the God of Ethanol. What a sh*tty, engine-rotting substance that is.

[HI54UNI]

Looks like Cruz is the only candidate who hasn't totally genuflected to the God of Ethanol. What a sh*tty, engine-rotting substance that is.

Agreed. I know several people that have vowed to vote for Cruz after our dipshit governor came out and said he hoped Cruz loses because he won't bow at the ethanol altar.

[YoUDeeMan]

Kill the bitch.

[SDHornet]

HI5, I’m currently in negotiations with my fellow Brown compadres to come up with a compensation package to convince you to caucus for Team Bro….I mean Rubio. We’ll let you know soon, but one thing is for sure, you better be wearing your taco eating hat when the offer is made…

[kalm]

HI5, I’m currently in negotiations with my fellow Brown compadres to come up with a compensation package to convince you to caucus for Team Bro….I mean Rubio. We’ll let you know soon, but one thing is for sure, you better be wearing your taco eating hat when the offer is made…

Racist.

[SDHornet]

HI5, I’m currently in negotiations with my fellow Brown compadres to come up with a compensation package to convince you to caucus for Team Bro….I mean Rubio. We’ll let you know soon, but one thing is for sure, you better be wearing your taco eating hat when the offer is made…

Racist.

[HI54UNI]

HI5, I’m currently in negotiations with my fellow Brown compadres to come up with a compensation package to convince you to caucus for Team Bro….I mean Rubio. We’ll let you know soon, but one thing is for sure, you better be wearing your taco eating hat when the offer is made…

Cash or services? I need a garage built, a driveway poured, and a bunch of yard work done if you want to provide the labor.

Will this hat do?

[SDHornet]

How about we start you with one of these and work our way down?

[HI54UNI]

How about we start you with one of these and work our way down?

Very tempting but the divorce would cost me too much.

[HI54UNI]

Martin O'Malley campaign called today and wanted me to go to the Dem caucus for him.