Dear Iowegians,

[clenz]

He also admitted he secretly loves St. Louis pizza. Especially imos

So much so he almost got us killed trying to get to an Imos by blowing through a red light

[CAA Flagship]

So how was day one of the conference? Did you come across anyone you wanted to punch?

all of them

What the fuck is with the southern accent that makes one sound 99.9999999999% retarded?

They can talk about the chemical make up and thermal viscosity of a PVE in a HVAC system that is over/under charged but sound like a derp doing so

Talk normal mother fucker


I'm at Trainwreck westport getting wrecked right now

Thank gos for autocorrect making this semi readable

I have been to the original Trainwreck. Cool place. Not sure how that one is. It's newer.
They have this big-ass buffalo on a trailer out front for some reason.

[clenz]

The hell you all go? Damn. A drunk guy needs someone to talk too

[clenz]

all of them

What the fuck is with the southern accent that makes one sound 99.9999999999% retarded?

They can talk about the chemical make up and thermal viscosity of a PVE in a HVAC system that is over/under charged but sound like a derp doing so

Talk normal mother fucker


I'm at Trainwreck westport getting wrecked right now

Thank gos for autocorrect making this semi readable

I have been to the original Trainwreck. Cool place. Not sure how that one is. It's newer.
They have this big-ass buffalo on a trailer out front for some reason.

that last one looks like a few of the waitresses here

Some are top shelf though.

Not quite like what caught my attention at the village yesterday

[CAA Flagship]

I have been to the original Trainwreck. Cool place. Not sure how that one is. It's newer.
They have this big-ass buffalo on a trailer out front for some reason.

that last one looks like a few of the waitresses here

Some are top shelf though.

Not quite like what caught my attention at the village yesterday

This is great. I love drunk posters. SeaGriz has let us down. But it's clenzy to the rescue.

[clenz]

brat burger

To go on top of the kraut covered burger I had last night.

TbH is glad I'm not home right now

[CAA Flagship]

brat burger

To go on top of the kraut covered burger I had last night.

TbH is glad I'm not home right now

[clenz]

A big duck you to the asshole that took the biggest shit ive ever seen in this bathroom and didn't flush. Fucking gross. Though, given its size he may have tried to flush and it just didn't go down

Also who the fuck texts the entire time they're pissing at the urinal. What the duck would be that important. Also did t wash his hands. Fucking sicko

[clenz]

I'm reading my Twitter time line and it's all caucus bull shit and people being worked up

People need to chill the fuck out. Drink more booze. Care about politics and that ass bagery less

[clenz]

Vodka red bull number 5 is down.

Tomorrow morning is going to suck

[bandl]

A big duck you to the asshole that took the biggest shit ive ever seen in this bathroom and didn't flush. Fucking gross. Though, given its size he may have tried to flush and it just didn't go down

Also who the fuck texts the entire time they're pissing at the urinal. What the duck would be that important. Also did t wash his hands. Fucking sicko

What the fuck is wrong with you? Why are you saying duck instead of fuck?

And third of all, you should be giving that guy a mental high-five for taking a dump so big it can't be flushed. We should all be so proud of that kind of bowel movement.

And lastly, yeah, fuck that guy for not washing his hands. That's ducking gross as shit.

[bandl]

Vodka red bull number 5 is down.

Tomorrow morning is going to suck

I'm a big fan of this post. I can't wait to see the shit-show that you will be tomorrow.

[bandl]

The hell you all go? Damn. A drunk guy needs someone to talk too

Hey sup bitch u kned sum1 2 tallk too?

[bandl]

CLEANSZE! GAWDAMMIT! TALK!

[clenz]

CLEANSZE! GAWDAMMIT! TALK!

eat shit

[clenz]

Miller Light is gross but better than Butt Light

[bandl]

CLEANSZE! GAWDAMMIT! TALK!

eat shit

aLREADY HAD DINER

[bandl]

Miller Light is gross but better than Butt Light

mILLER LIGHT IS FARMETNED BANANA BUTT WATER

[clenz]

eat shit

aLREADY HAD DINER

was probably kale chips smothered in shit

[bandl]

aLREADY HAD DINER

was probably kale chips smothered in shit

nAH, some kind of thick spicy sausage

[clenz]

was probably kale chips smothered in shit

nAH, some kind of thick spicy sausage

you didn't mention Jon was in New York

[clenz]

beer 7 and VOdka Red Bull 6 down the hatch

Best part is I didn't spend a single penny I any of it

[CAA Flagship]

Miller Light is gross but better than Butt Light

Whoa big fella. Remember you are in STL.

[clenz]

Miller Light is gross but better than Butt Light

Whoa big fella. Remember you are in STL.

thats why I had the Clydesdale piss last night

[clenz]

I can't feel my face or hands or feet anymore.