Dear Iowegians,
- andy7171
- Firefly

- Posts: 27951
- Joined: Wed Jul 18, 2007 6:12 am
- I am a fan of: Wiping.
- A.K.A.: HE HATE ME
- Location: Eastern Palouse
Re: Dear Iowegians,
Holy. Fucking. Shit. And you guys are an hour behind me! I don't know whether to call the cops, shut up or start driving out to StL to drive Clenzy home!!!!
"Elaine, you're from Baltimore, right?"
"Yes, well, Towson actually."
"Yes, well, Towson actually."
Re: Dear Iowegians,
I'm back at the hotel now. It was a 2 minute drive from the restaurant. They cut us off and got us rides back to the hotel. Fuckers.andy7171 wrote:Holy. Fucking. Shit. And you guys are an hour behind me! I don't know whether to call the cops, shut up or start driving out to StL to drive Clenzy home!!!!
There's a Circle K right next to the hotel. Do I go get a 40 of Steel Reserve or go to bed? It's only 9:08.
Dammit
Re: Dear Iowegians,
Is that a fat joke?CAA Flagship wrote:Whoa big fella. Remember you are in STL.clenz wrote:Miller Light is gross but better than Butt Light
Re: Dear Iowegians,
Also, you and I need to meet. I don't know how, or when, but it needs to happen....andy7171 wrote:Holy. Fucking. Shit. And you guys are an hour behind me! I don't know whether to call the cops, shut up or start driving out to StL to drive Clenzy home!!!!
- andy7171
- Firefly

- Posts: 27951
- Joined: Wed Jul 18, 2007 6:12 am
- I am a fan of: Wiping.
- A.K.A.: HE HATE ME
- Location: Eastern Palouse
Re: Dear Iowegians,
Go to bed Clenzy. The steel will just make you piss the bed. Lolclenz wrote:Also, you and I need to meet. I don't know how, or when, but it needs to happen....andy7171 wrote:Holy. Fucking. Shit. And you guys are an hour behind me! I don't know whether to call the cops, shut up or start driving out to StL to drive Clenzy home!!!!
"Elaine, you're from Baltimore, right?"
"Yes, well, Towson actually."
"Yes, well, Towson actually."
Re: Dear Iowegians,
I can't go to bed now. I'll be way more hungover in the morning than if I stay awake until 11 or so, take a cold shower then go to bed.andy7171 wrote:Go to bed Clenzy. The steel will just make you piss the bed. Lolclenz wrote: Also, you and I need to meet. I don't know how, or when, but it needs to happen....
-
YoUDeeMan
- Level5

- Posts: 12088
- Joined: Mon Jul 16, 2007 8:48 am
- I am a fan of: Fleecing the Stupid
- A.K.A.: Delaware Homie
Re: Dear Iowegians,
Troof.clenz wrote: I can't go to bed now. I'll be way more hungover in the morning than if I stay awake until 11 or so, take a cold shower then go to bed.
Drink some water, eat something...and order hotel porn and charge it to D1B's credit card.
These signatures have a 500 character limit?
What if I have more personalities than that?
What if I have more personalities than that?
Re: Dear Iowegians,
Well, I'm now sober. Fuck.Cluck U wrote:Troof.clenz wrote: I can't go to bed now. I'll be way more hungover in the morning than if I stay awake until 11 or so, take a cold shower then go to bed.
Drink some water, eat something...and order hotel porn and charge it to D1B's credit card.
Time to shower and pack up so I can get out of this shit hole tomorrow...unlike flaggy
-
TheBetterHalf
- Level1

- Posts: 298
- Joined: Thu Apr 09, 2009 8:22 pm
- I am a fan of: Northern Iowa
- Location: Cedar Falls, IA
Re: Dear Iowegians,
I sure hope you got your fill of "top shelf" last night. Fool.
Re: Dear Iowegians,
Top shelf?TheBetterHalf wrote:I sure hope you got your fill of "top shelf" last night. Fool.
Is Grey Goose top shelf?
I sure as hell know Miller Mite, Bud Light and Budweiser aren't.Flaggy did buy me a nice Goose Island 312. I suppose in the beer world that's getting close?
-
TheBetterHalf
- Level1

- Posts: 298
- Joined: Thu Apr 09, 2009 8:22 pm
- I am a fan of: Northern Iowa
- Location: Cedar Falls, IA
Re: Dear Iowegians,
clenz wrote:that last one looks like a few of the waitresses hereCAA Flagship wrote: I have been to the original Trainwreck. Cool place. Not sure how that one is. It's newer.
They have this big-ass buffalo on a trailer out front for some reason.![]()
Some are top shelf though.
Not quite like what caught my attention at the village yesterday
-
Vidav
- Moderator Team

- Posts: 10803
- Joined: Mon Dec 07, 2009 2:42 pm
- I am a fan of: Montana
- A.K.A.: The Russian
- Location: Missoula, MT
Re: Dear Iowegians,
Wait, is this TBH or my wife?TheBetterHalf wrote:I sure hope you got your fill of "top shelf" last night. Fool.
-
AshevilleApp
- Supporter

- Posts: 5301
- Joined: Wed Aug 20, 2008 1:29 pm
- I am a fan of: ASU
- A.K.A.: AshevilleApp2
- andy7171
- Firefly

- Posts: 27951
- Joined: Wed Jul 18, 2007 6:12 am
- I am a fan of: Wiping.
- A.K.A.: HE HATE ME
- Location: Eastern Palouse
Re: Dear Iowegians,
I'm guessing it'll be a day or so before we hear if Clenzy is still alive.
"Elaine, you're from Baltimore, right?"
"Yes, well, Towson actually."
"Yes, well, Towson actually."
Re: Dear Iowegians,
LMAO at clenz.
Dude, you seem at least as angry drunk as sober, and that's saying something.
Dude, you seem at least as angry drunk as sober, and that's saying something.
Re: Dear Iowegians,
was up at 6. No hangover.andy7171 wrote:I'm guessing it'll be a day or so before we hear if Clenzy is still alive.
It's good to still be semi young.
Re: Dear Iowegians,
flaggy can attest to the fact I'm not all that angry.ASUG8 wrote:LMAO at clenz.![]()
Dude, you seem at least as angry drunk as sober, and that's saying something.
Re: Dear Iowegians,
Goose Island is owned by A-B.clenz wrote:Top shelf?TheBetterHalf wrote:I sure hope you got your fill of "top shelf" last night. Fool.
Is Grey Goose top shelf?
I sure as hell know Miller Mite, Bud Light and Budweiser aren't.Flaggy did buy me a nice Goose Island 312. I suppose in the beer world that's getting close?
Turns out I might be a little gay. 89Hen 11/7/17
-
kalm
- Supporter

- Posts: 67790
- Joined: Thu Oct 01, 2009 3:36 pm
- I am a fan of: Eastern
- A.K.A.: Humus The Proud
- Location: Northern Palouse
Re: Dear Iowegians,
This thread........
Nice work there Clenzy, and tip of the hat to TBH on the assist.

Re: Dear Iowegians,
so?Ibanez wrote:Goose Island is owned by A-B.clenz wrote: Top shelf?
Is Grey Goose top shelf?
I sure as hell know Miller Mite, Bud Light and Budweiser aren't.Flaggy did buy me a nice Goose Island 312. I suppose in the beer world that's getting close?
Google wine studies to see how much who makes it matters when name is removed
Dear Iowegians,
notice how she only posts when it's convenient to make me look even more dumb.kalm wrote:This thread........Nice work there Clenzy, and tip of the hat to TBH on the assist.
![]()
![]()
![]()
Re: Dear Iowegians,
Uhhhhh, she's a woman. That's what they do, put you down to make them look superior.clenz wrote:notive how she only posts when it's convenient to make me look even more dumb.kalm wrote:This thread........Nice work there Clenzy, and tip of the hat to TBH on the assist.
![]()
![]()
![]()
-
kalm
- Supporter

- Posts: 67790
- Joined: Thu Oct 01, 2009 3:36 pm
- I am a fan of: Eastern
- A.K.A.: Humus The Proud
- Location: Northern Palouse
Re: Dear Iowegians,
I feel for ya, brother. That's low down and dirty trickery right there.clenz wrote:notice how she only posts when it's convenient to make me look even more dumb.kalm wrote:This thread........Nice work there Clenzy, and tip of the hat to TBH on the assist.
![]()
![]()
![]()
-
CAA Flagship
- 4th&29

- Posts: 38528
- Joined: Mon Aug 24, 2009 5:01 pm
- I am a fan of: Old Dominion
- A.K.A.: He/His/Him/Himself
- Location: Pizza Hell
Re: Dear Iowegians,
Great thread clenzy. And TBH.
Yeah, I will attest that clenzy is not angry.
But he did say he loved the Budweiser he drank. He went on and on about how smooth and fresh it was.
Dear Iowegians,
I enjoy Budweiser. Bud Light, not so much. I will never deny that.CAA Flagship wrote:![]()
![]()
Great thread clenzy. And TBH.![]()
Yeah, I will attest that clenzy is not angry.
But he did say he loved the Budweiser he drank. He went on and on about how smooth and fresh it was.
TBH compares me to Red from That 70s Show.






