Things you'll never hear a Christian say...

[Chizzang]

[andy7171]

I changed my mind on gay marriage based on conversations I've had on a football message board.

[YoUDeeMan]

I changed my mind on gay marriage based on conversations I've had on a football message board.

So you aren't going to marry another guy anymore?

[AZGrizFan]

So, I spend the past week abusing chizzang in various threads about speaking in absolutes, and what does this fucker do? Starts an ENTIRE thread with an absolute in the title....

You are one rebellious motherfucker, chizzy.

[Chizzang]

Just doing my best...

[kalm]

"My one true religion is kindness"

(I posted that once and it really pussed off Joltin Joe )

[Chizzang]

"My one true religion is kindness"

(I posted that once and it really pussed off Joltin Joe )

That ^ is some master troll work... but
I was looking to get one Tuna here with this thread and ended up getting the wrong one
F+cking AZ spoiling my fishing expedition as usual (Bastard)

[AZGrizFan]

"My one true religion is kindness"

(I posted that once and it really pussed off Joltin Joe )

That ^ is some master troll work... but
I was looking to get one Tuna here with this thread and ended up getting the wrong one
F+cking AZ spoiling my fishing expedition as usual (Bastard)

You're welcome, honey.

[CID1990]

The boards resident smug prick posts a photo of the World Grand Wizzerd of smug pricks

[Skjellyfetti]

Saint Augustine said that in the 4th century. This has been a part of the Christian tradition longer than fundamentalism.
http://chem.tufts.edu/science/Stear-NoA ... ustine.htm


Cleetz, you're a fundamentalist atheist who argues against fundamentalist Christianity (hardly a difficult task).

Fundamentalist Christianity is a new concept and movement that came out of the Enlightenment and Scientific Revolution that tried to put religion within the realm of science. It led people like Isaac Newton to try to develop proofs of God's existence. It led Ussher to try to calculate the exact date that God created the Earth using the Bible. Etc.

[Chizzang]

Saint Augustine said that in the 4th century. This has been a part of the Christian tradition longer than fundamentalism.
http://chem.tufts.edu/science/Stear-NoA ... ustine.htm


Cleetz, you're a fundamentalist atheist who argues against fundamentalist Christianity (hardly a difficult task).

Fundamentalist Christianity is a new concept and movement that came out of the Enlightenment and Scientific Revolution that tried to put religion within the realm of science. It led people like Isaac Newton to try to develop proofs of God's existence. It led Ussher to try to calculate the exact date that God created the Earth using the Bible. Etc.

Jelly,
How could I be an Atheist if I believe there might very well be a god..?
In fact I think God is probably the single most important idea in the whole of human history
The only Gods I'm prepared to dismiss are Bronze Age and Iron Age
The rest are up for serious discussion

You however, are an insufferable ankle biting mental chihuahua...
And of all the fish I was looking to snag you aren't exactly what I was looking for

I got Moby Dick (AZ) and a guppy (Jelly)
Neither, was I capable of landing, with the gear I brought on this expedition

[CitadelGrad]

Saint Augustine said that in the 4th century. This has been a part of the Christian tradition longer than fundamentalism.
http://chem.tufts.edu/science/Stear-NoA ... ustine.htm


Cleetz, you're a fundamentalist atheist who argues against fundamentalist Christianity (hardly a difficult task).

Fundamentalist Christianity is a new concept and movement that came out of the Enlightenment and Scientific Revolution that tried to put religion within the realm of science. It led people like Isaac Newton to try to develop proofs of God's existence. It led Ussher to try to calculate the exact date that God created the Earth using the Bible. Etc.

Jelly,
How could I be an Atheist if I believe there might very well be a god..?
In fact I think God is probably the single most important idea in the whole of human history
The only Gods I'm prepared to dismiss are Bronze Age and Iron Age
The rest are up for serious discussion

You however, are an insufferable ankle biting mental chihuahua...
And of all the fish I was looking to snag you aren't exactly what I was looking for

I got Moby Dick (AZ) and a guppy (Jelly)
Neither, was I capable of landing, with the gear I brought on this expedition

It seems you've changed your mind, based on newer evidence. I once called AnalJelly an idiot and you were quick to defend his keen intellect.

I'm glad to see you've come around.

[BDKJMU]

Allahu Akbar?

[kalm]

Allahu Akbar?

Dips es grande?

[CID1990]

Saint Augustine said that in the 4th century. This has been a part of the Christian tradition longer than fundamentalism.
http://chem.tufts.edu/science/Stear-NoA ... ustine.htm


Cleetz, you're a fundamentalist atheist who argues against fundamentalist Christianity (hardly a difficult task).

Fundamentalist Christianity is a new concept and movement that came out of the Enlightenment and Scientific Revolution that tried to put religion within the realm of science. It led people like Isaac Newton to try to develop proofs of God's existence. It led Ussher to try to calculate the exact date that God created the Earth using the Bible. Etc.

Jelly,
How could I be an Atheist if I believe there might very well be a god..?
In fact I think God is probably the single most important idea in the whole of human history
The only Gods I'm prepared to dismiss are Bronze Age and Iron Age
The rest are up for serious discussion

You however, are an insufferable ankle biting mental chihuahua...
And of all the fish I was looking to snag you aren't exactly what I was looking for

I got Moby Dick (AZ) and a guppy (Jelly)
Neither, was I capable of landing, with the gear I brought on this expedition

I have a new addition to my sig line

[CAA Flagship]

Allahu Akbar?

Dips es grande?

[kalm]

Dips es grande?

[YoUDeeMan]

It led Ussher to try to calculate the exact date that God created the Earth using the Bible. Etc.

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGu6v2OjW8s[/youtube]


OK, I was looking for an Usher video, but the ones I found were crap (they are probably all crap...I don't really know) this video was on the side. Song is crap...but the video is wonderful.

[Ivytalk]

Saint Augustine said that in the 4th century. This has been a part of the Christian tradition longer than fundamentalism.
http://chem.tufts.edu/science/Stear-NoA ... ustine.htm


Cleetz, you're a fundamentalist atheist who argues against fundamentalist Christianity (hardly a difficult task).

Fundamentalist Christianity is a new concept and movement that came out of the Enlightenment and Scientific Revolution that tried to put religion within the realm of science. It led people like Isaac Newton to try to develop proofs of God's existence. It led Ussher to try to calculate the exact date that God created the Earth using the Bible. Etc.

Jelly,
How could I be an Atheist if I believe there might very well be a god..?
In fact I think God is probably the single most important idea in the whole of human history
The only Gods I'm prepared to dismiss are Bronze Age and Iron Age
The rest are up for serious discussion

You however, are an insufferable ankle biting mental chihuahua...
And of all the fish I was looking to snag you aren't exactly what I was looking for

I got Moby Dick (AZ) and a guppy (Jelly)
Neither, was I capable of landing, with the gear I brought on this expedition

When was the last time you set foot in a church for any reason? And did you respect your surroundings?

[Chizzang]

When was the last time you set foot in a church for any reason? And did you respect your surroundings?

Now that is an excellent question Ivy...
Usually lawyers only ask questions you already know the answer to
(which also might be the case here)

1) At weddings - so every few years or so
2) Also

There's a Church in Capitol Hill Seattle neighborhood about 10 minutes from my place
Me and the girlfriend love that Church - it is truly wonderful
In the summertime it has a large telescope set up on the back property
We go there and look at Saturn (which is awesome) and other fun star stuff

[GOD]

You nonbelievers will have to sit down and rethink your stance on religion after Trump wins the next election. That is why I sent Donald to you.

[89Hen]

What strikes me as funny as I can't think of a time any of us religious guys have tried to impose our religion on anyone here, but the non-religious guys do it all the time under the guise of saving people from religion.

[kalm]

You nonbelievers will have to sit down and rethink your stance on religion after Trump wins the next election. That is why I sent Donald to you.

I like celebrating in your church.

[kalm]

What strikes me as funny as I can't think of a time any of us religious guys have tried to impose our religion on anyone here, but the non-religious guys do it all the time under the guise of saving people from religion.

We're evangelical like that.

[Grizalltheway]

Quit sucking up to God with Canadian rock formations, hoser!