Ivytalk wrote:I didn't know DC had any Republicans.
Neither did the polling place. That's why it took them two hours to get set up so those dozen poor bastards could vote.
In other news...
Earlier Saturday, Hillary Clinton won the first-ever Northern Mariana Islands Democratic caucuses, according to final results from the local Democratic Party. Cruz, meanwhile, picked up a delegate in Guam, but the territory's other five delegates remain uncommitted.
In the Northern Mariana Islands, Clinton received 102 total votes (54%), compared to 65 votes for Bernie Sanders (34%). An additional 22 votes were cast for "uncommitted."
There are several what-the-fucks in that quote. I don't even know where to begin.
