WA Concealed Pistol License Saves 2 Lives

[93henfan]

Wow, I didn't take Washington (particularly Seattle area - though this was apparently outside the city) to be a sensible gun law state. Thankfully for (at least) two men, it saved their lives. Also, in the game of Rock-Pistol-Hatchet, pistol beats hatchet:


https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/mor ... -7-eleven/

[kalm]

Dude, haven't you been paying attention? We're the most sensible state in the union! Guns, weed, Richard Shermans, and wizards...all welcome here.

[kalm]

And interactive map explains us well. What you need to know is guns, radiation, wine, hops, Aplets and Cotlets, and National Championships come from the right side of the state.

[93henfan]

Bros. I don't know jack about that state, but that must be the mythical Spokanistan.

[kalm]

Bros. I don't know jack about that state, but that must be the mythical Spokanistan.

Pullman and all the Wazzu frat boys.

Spokanistan is Craig T. Nelson

[ASUG8]

Dude, haven't you been paying attention? We're the most sensible state in the union! Guns, weed, Richard Shermans, and wizards...all welcome here.

Cool looking school, but that is one jacked up football stadium.

[CAA Flagship]

And interactive map explains us well. What you need to know is guns, radiation, wine, hops, Aplets and Cotlets, and National Championships come from the right side of the state.

Fragrant Hippies

[93henfan]

Do not (I repeat DO NOT!!!) watch the video in the CNN story of this unless you want to see a fat, hairy, Pakistani belly with a dirty navel and a superficial hatchet wound. Achmood (or whatever his silly name is) just whips it out for the camera. WTF!?!

What has been seen cannot be unseen.

[Rob Iola]

Do not (I repeat DO NOT!!!) watch the video in the CNN story of this unless you want to see a fat, hairy, Pakistani belly with a dirty navel and a superficial hatchet wound. Achmood (or whatever his silly name is) just whips it out for the camera. WTF!?!

What has been seen cannot be unseen.

Likewise, do NOT click on the HRC link in the Onion. You've been warned. I'm not even going to post the link, because I really really really mean it...

[93henfan]

Do not (I repeat DO NOT!!!) watch the video in the CNN story of this unless you want to see a fat, hairy, Pakistani belly with a dirty navel and a superficial hatchet wound. Achmood (or whatever his silly name is) just whips it out for the camera. WTF!?!

What has been seen cannot be unseen.

Likewise, do NOT click on the HRC link in the Onion. You've been warned. I'm not even going to post the link, because I really really really mean it...

Too late. It was on here somewhere yesterday.

[Grizalltheway]

Bros. I don't know jack about that state, but that must be the mythical Spokanistan.

Pullman and all the Wazzu frat boys.

Spokanistan is Craig T. Nelson

Looks like you belong in the extreme southeast corner. Or Missoula.

[Rob Iola]

Likewise, do NOT click on the HRC link in the Onion. You've been warned. I'm not even going to post the link, because I really really really mean it...

Too late. It was on here somewhere yesterday.

Yeah I shoulda guessed it'd make the BTW thread...


But still - don't go there. Just don't.

[Chizzang]

FYI other people who live far away...
Sometimes I wonder if Washington State is the only adult state in the union
The rest of the country run their states like petulant juvenile ding-bats

I live in Redmond:
and withing 15 miles of me there are probably 6 indoor tactical shooting ranges
One of them (Hilariously) is right next to a Hot Yoga and Meditation Place
and across the street from a Hipster coffee joint



You can get whatever the hell you want in Washington...

[dbackjon]

FYI other people who live far away...
Sometimes I wonder if Washington State is the only adult state in the union
The rest of the country run their states like petulant juvenile ding-bats

I live in Redmond:
and withing 15 miles of me there are probably 6 indoor tactical shooting ranges
One of them (Hilariously) is right next to a Hot Yoga and Meditation Place
and across the street from a Hipster coffee joint



You can get whatever the hell you want in Washington...

Can you get What-a-burger in Washington?

[Chizzang]

FYI other people who live far away...
Sometimes I wonder if Washington State is the only adult state in the union
The rest of the country run their states like petulant juvenile ding-bats

I live in Redmond:
and withing 15 miles of me there are probably 6 indoor tactical shooting ranges
One of them (Hilariously) is right next to a Hot Yoga and Meditation Place
and across the street from a Hipster coffee joint



You can get whatever the hell you want in Washington...

Can you get What-a-burger in Washington?

No Jon it's called DICKS

[dbackjon]

Can you get What-a-burger in Washington?

No Jon it's called DICKS

I can get dicks anywhere

[Grizalltheway]

No Jon it's called DICKS

I can get dicks anywhere

But can you get a bag of them?

[kalm]

No Jon it's called DICKS

I can get dicks anywhere

By the bagful?

[kalm]

Dammit! Scooped by a montuckian!

[dbackjon]

Hmm - kalm, Gatw and Jizzang into bags of dicks.

Who knew?

[SeattleGriz]

FYI other people who live far away...
Sometimes I wonder if Washington State is the only adult state in the union
The rest of the country run their states like petulant juvenile ding-bats

I live in Redmond:
and withing 15 miles of me there are probably 6 indoor tactical shooting ranges
One of them (Hilariously) is right next to a Hot Yoga and Meditation Place
and across the street from a Hipster coffee joint



You can get whatever the hell you want in Washington...

[Baldy]

FYI other people who live far away...
Sometimes I wonder if Washington State is the only adult state in the union
The rest of the country run their states like petulant juvenile ding-bats

I live in Redmond:
and withing 15 miles of me there are probably 6 indoor tactical shooting ranges
One of them (Hilariously) is right next to a Hot Yoga and Meditation Place
and across the street from a Hipster coffee joint



You can get whatever the hell you want in Washington...

Cleetus at your front door?

Police Need Your Help In Capturing "Masked Masturbator" Who Is Targeting Seattle Residence

Seattle police are seeking the public’s help in identifying a suspected serial masturbator who publicly pleasures himself while disguising his identity with a makeshift ninja outfit.

Cops first learned of the masked pervert in January, after a woman called 911 to report that a man was “masturbating outside the front door of her home.” Cops responding to the scene were unable to locate the suspect.

Last month, a night vision camera outside the woman’s residence recorded the suspect again pleasuring himself next to the front door. As seen above and below, the surveillance images--which captured the masked masturbator in the act--show him dressed head-to-toe in dark clothing (the night vision camera makes dark colors appear white).

As seen above, the suspect was wearing a pair of rubberized five toe shoes.

Rubberized five toe shoes have got Chizzy's name all over it.

[Chizzang]

Cleetus at your front door?

Police Need Your Help In Capturing "Masked Masturbator" Who Is Targeting Seattle Residence

Seattle police are seeking the public’s help in identifying a suspected serial masturbator who publicly pleasures himself while disguising his identity with a makeshift ninja outfit.

Cops first learned of the masked pervert in January, after a woman called 911 to report that a man was “masturbating outside the front door of her home.” Cops responding to the scene were unable to locate the suspect.

Last month, a night vision camera outside the woman’s residence recorded the suspect again pleasuring himself next to the front door. As seen above and below, the surveillance images--which captured the masked masturbator in the act--show him dressed head-to-toe in dark clothing (the night vision camera makes dark colors appear white).

As seen above, the suspect was wearing a pair of rubberized five toe shoes.

Rubberized five toe shoes have got Chizzy's name all over it.

That is just odd...

[AZGrizFan]

Hmm - kalm, Gatw and Jizzang into bags of dicks.

Who knew?

Rhetorical question, yes?

[Col Hogan]

I heard DJ on SIRRUS refer to Yakima as Ya-kee-ma the other day..