We should call these posting contests The HyperBole (pronounced, HyperBowl)!kalm wrote:Fight hyperbole...WITH HYPERBOLE!!!clenz wrote:Hippie dippy fuck tards like this are a bigger threat to America than ISIS
Mommy I'm scared
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Because not all of us are fucking nerds.Cluck U wrote:We should call these posting contests The HyperBole (pronounced, HyperBowl)!kalm wrote:
Fight hyperbole...WITH HYPERBOLE!!!
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Re: Mommy I'm scared
andy7171 wrote:Because not all of us are fucking nerds.Cluck U wrote:
We should call these posting contests The HyperBole (pronounced, HyperBowl)!
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Blessing accepted my friend...mainejeff wrote:God bless you Chizzang!Chizzang wrote:All I have to say about this is:
Hippies are looking cooler more intelligent constructive and bad ass every single f*cking day
Hippies disconnected from the system - These twits want "The System" to coddle them
Hippies were self reliant and creative - These twits are brainwashed and helpless
Hippies utilized the ZEN code of ethics - These twits are hypocritical and selfish
F*ck me...![]()
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and create for themselves what they want the world to be
and it's okay if I don't understand because that's what every old dude says about every upcoming generation
Good luck you little cunts![]()
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I used to be worried about a solar flare or EMP attack that takes us off the grid for a year or so
now I welcome it like the rapture
these morons will be dead in a week
now I welcome it like the rapture
these morons will be dead in a week
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One of the problems is who is in charge at these snowflake training grounds

One of the problems is who is in charge at these snowflake training grounds
University of North Dakota professor vows to call 911 on every ‘inappropriate’ ROTC drill
The Washington Times ^ | March 23, 2016 | Jessica Chasmar
An associate professor at the University of North Dakota called the police on two ROTC students carrying replica rifles on campus, saying the group's practice drills are "highly inappropriate" and "irresponsible" in light of recent school shootings.
In a letter Sunday to the Grand Forks Herald, Heidi Czerwiec described the panic she felt when she looked up from her office computer to see "two figures in camo with guns" outside her window.
"My first thought is for my students' and my safety: I grab my phone, crawl under my desk and call 911," she wrote.
The threat, however, was two ROTC students carrying guns on their way to a routine training exercise, Campus Reform reported.
"I can barely talk -- first, with fear, and then with rage when the dispatcher reports back that yes, in fact, I've probably just seen ROTC cadets, though they're going to send an officer to check because no one has cleared it with them," Ms. Czerwiec wrote.
She said a university officer called her back a few minutes later to inform her that ROTC would be doing the exercises for the next couple of weeks....
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Apparently, Heidi is a poet. I guess this kind of shit passes for scholarly work now.


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And I'm guessing you're childless by choice...Chizzang wrote:All I have to say about this is:
Hippies are looking cooler more intelligent constructive and bad ass every single f*cking day
Hippies disconnected from the system - These twits want "The System" to coddle them
Hippies were self reliant and creative - These twits are brainwashed and helpless
Hippies utilized the ZEN code of ethics - These twits are hypocritical and selfish
F*ck me...![]()
Every Generation has to decide for themselves
and create for themselves what they want the world to be
and it's okay if I don't understand because that's what every old dude says about every upcoming generation
Good luck you little cunts
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At least you were smart enough to use the past tense for all of the above.Chizzang wrote:Hippies disconnected from the system - These twits want "The System" to coddle them
Hippies were self reliant and creative - These twits are brainwashed and helpless
Hippies utilized the ZEN code of ethics - These twits are hypocritical and selfish

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True to a certain extent but there are some cool as fuck old hippies out there who still walk the walk.89Hen wrote:At least you were smart enough to use the past tense for all of the above.Chizzang wrote:Hippies disconnected from the system - These twits want "The System" to coddle them
Hippies were self reliant and creative - These twits are brainwashed and helpless
Hippies utilized the ZEN code of ethics - These twits are hypocritical and selfish
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1 in 1,000,000... maybe higher around you in the back woods of Washington.kalm wrote:True to a certain extent but there are some cool as fuck old hippies out there who still walk the walk.89Hen wrote: At least you were smart enough to use the past tense for all of the above.

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I hate to bust a couple of myths on ya, but I live in uber conservative Eastern Washington. One of my friend's parents are hippies. The father was a retired AF survival instructor who helped his wife with her insurance agency. They don't own a TV, camp in the mountains of NE Washington every month - even in the winter, attend the annual Shakespeare Festival in Medford, and are two of the best and most compassionate people I know.89Hen wrote:1 in 1,000,000... maybe higher around you in the back woods of Washington.kalm wrote:
True to a certain extent but there are some cool as fuck old hippies out there who still walk the walk.
I have another friend who has owned a furniture store, worked for me for a few years, and is considering a weed growing operation on his property where he's already started growing grapes and organic vegetables. Politically, he makes me and Chizzy look like BDK and AZgrizfan. His wife is a total hippie who owns her own massage and beauty studio.
Self reliant
Disconnected from the system
Highly ethical.
Check!
So there are at least 4 in a million.
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Hippies bother 89Hen because they're closer to what Jesus preachedkalm wrote:I hate to bust a couple of myths on ya, but I live in uber conservative Eastern Washington. One of my friend's parents are hippies. The father was a retired AF survival instructor who helped his wife with her insurance agency. They don't own a TV, camp in the mountains of NE Washington every month - even in the winter, attend the annual Shakespeare Festival in Medford, and are two of the best and most compassionate people I know.89Hen wrote: 1 in 1,000,000... maybe higher around you in the back woods of Washington.
I have another friend who has owned a furniture store, worked for me for a few years, and is considering a weed growing operation on his property where he's already started growing grapes and organic vegetables. Politically, he makes me and Chizzy look like BDK and AZgrizfan. His wife is a total hippie who owns her own massage and beauty studio.
Self reliant
Disconnected from the system
Highly ethical.
Check!
So there are at least 4 in a million.
than any Catholic in the last 500 years
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So, not hippies. I know a family that doesn't own a TV. Doesn't make them hippies. Even if they are, like I said, you probably have more out in WA than we have here.kalm wrote:The father was a retired AF survival instructor who helped his wife with her insurance agency
And no Cleetus, hippies don't bother me in the least. Nice hyperbole though.

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You're right. They're just highly successful and responsible people with a well developed sense of compassion, love of nature and a healthy environment, appreciation for the arts, rejection of mainstream culture, and a good moral compass.89Hen wrote:So, not hippies. I know a family that doesn't own a TV. Doesn't make them hippies. Even if they are, like I said, you probably have more out in WA than we have here.kalm wrote:The father was a retired AF survival instructor who helped his wife with her insurance agency
And no Cleetus, hippies don't bother me in the least. Nice hyperbole though.
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Hippieism is alive and well here in Montucky. This wasn't even taken in Missoula.


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kalm wrote:You're right. They're just highly successful and responsible people with a well developed sense of compassion, love of nature and a healthy environment, appreciation for the arts, rejection of mainstream culture, and a good moral compass.89Hen wrote: So, not hippies. I know a family that doesn't own a TV. Doesn't make them hippies. Even if they are, like I said, you probably have more out in WA than we have here.
And no Cleetus, hippies don't bother me in the least. Nice hyperbole though.
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I guess it's OK not to own a TV if you can watch football on your computer.
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Many of them are around here too; scratch the surface of any really conservative area and you'll be surprised how many there are.kalm wrote:I hate to bust a couple of myths on ya, but I live in uber conservative Eastern Washington. One of my friend's parents are hippies. The father was a retired AF survival instructor who helped his wife with her insurance agency. They don't own a TV, camp in the mountains of NE Washington every month - even in the winter, attend the annual Shakespeare Festival in Medford, and are two of the best and most compassionate people I know.89Hen wrote: 1 in 1,000,000... maybe higher around you in the back woods of Washington.
I have another friend who has owned a furniture store, worked for me for a few years, and is considering a weed growing operation on his property where he's already started growing grapes and organic vegetables. Politically, he makes me and Chizzy look like BDK and AZgrizfan. His wife is a total hippie who owns her own massage and beauty studio.
Self reliant
Disconnected from the system
Highly ethical.
Check!
So there are at least 4 in a million.
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kalm wrote:You're right. They're just highly successful and responsible people with a well developed sense of compassion, love of nature and a healthy environment, appreciation for the arts, rejection of mainstream culture, and a good moral compass.89Hen wrote: So, not hippies. I know a family that doesn't own a TV. Doesn't make them hippies. Even if they are, like I said, you probably have more out in WA than we have here.
And no Cleetus, hippies don't bother me in the least. Nice hyperbole though.
AKA: liberals.
Uhm...no insurance sales person can be a true liberal. That sh*t is pure numbers and profits as they put all feewings aside and just end up bean counting people's lives and decisions.
Insurance companies are about as cutthroat, conservative capitalistic as it gets.
Unless they are giving back most of their friend's/customer's premiums, then they are just scabs living off their brothers and sisters...certainly not the way of the true liberal or hippie.
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Agent.Cluck U wrote:kalm wrote:
You're right. They're just highly successful and responsible people with a well developed sense of compassion, love of nature and a healthy environment, appreciation for the arts, rejection of mainstream culture, and a good moral compass.
AKA: liberals.
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Uhm...no insurance sales person can be a true liberal. That sh*t is pure numbers and profits as they put all feewings aside and just end up bean counting people's lives and decisions.
Insurance companies are about as cutthroat, conservative capitalistic as it gets.
Unless they are giving back most of their friend's/customer's premiums, then they are just scabs living off their brothers and sisters...certainly not the way of the true liberal or hippie.
But trust me, she's as liberal as they come. I know it's hard to believe, but there are some rewards for not being cutthroat and playing the long game of ethical business practices.
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An insurance agent who is living well is a liberal like a TV evangelist is an honest man of god.kalm wrote:Agent.Cluck U wrote:
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Uhm...no insurance sales person can be a true liberal. That sh*t is pure numbers and profits as they put all feewings aside and just end up bean counting people's lives and decisions.
Insurance companies are about as cutthroat, conservative capitalistic as it gets.
Unless they are giving back most of their friend's/customer's premiums, then they are just scabs living off their brothers and sisters...certainly not the way of the true liberal or hippie.
But trust me, she's as liberal as they come. I know it's hard to believe, but there are some rewards for not being cutthroat and playing the long game of ethical business practices.
Next time I am out West, we'll pay her a visit. Bet I can find her conservative side very quickly.
Next you'll tell me that Whole Foods guy is a true liberal.
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Everyone has at least small areas where they might contradict their general ideology. Not everyone in business is a conk, Cluckner. It's a nice mythology but simply not true. The PNW is full of profit making hippies.Cluck U wrote:An insurance agent who is living well is a liberal like a TV evangelist is an honest man of god.kalm wrote:
Agent.
But trust me, she's as liberal as they come. I know it's hard to believe, but there are some rewards for not being cutthroat and playing the long game of ethical business practices.
Next time I am out West, we'll pay her a visit. Bet I can find her conservative side very quickly.
Next you'll tell me that Whole Foods guy is a true liberal.
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Not cleets or jon.kalm wrote:Everyone has at least small areas where they might contradict their general ideology.





