93henfan to Make Major Announcement at 9am ec(b)t

[93henfan]

Stand by.

[Pwns]

If you even think about being Trump's running mate, you are banned.

[bandl]

Dude, we already know you're gay

[93henfan]

If you even think about being Trump's running mate, you are banned.

No, no. There's already another UD alumnus lined up for that gig.

[93henfan]

Dude, we already know you're gay

I feel happy!

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=999R-KoS3Og[/youtube]

[bandl]

Dude, we already know you're gay

I feel happy!

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=999R-KoS3Og[/youtube]

I'm not quite dead yet! I think I'll go for a walk

[Ibanez]

Stand by.

At what time will you release your major announcement to the media

[93henfan]

Stand by.

At white time will you release your major announcement to the media

I'll need to see your credentials.

And "white time" sounds a little racist to me bud.

[andy7171]

93's baby momma got arrested finally!

http://www.milfordbeacon.com/article/20 ... /160509993

[Ibanez]

At white time will you release your major announcement to the media

I'll need to see your credentials.

And "white time" sounds a little racist to me bud.

And why was "what" corrected into "white?"

[Ibanez]

My money says 93 got a new job.


Or a Resolutionary device.

[93henfan]

93's baby momma got arrested finally!

http://www.milfordbeacon.com/article/20 ... /160509993

That's a Slower Delaware hottie right there, son!

Nice research, digging up the Beacon.

[HI54UNI]

Walmart rejected one of your returns last night so you are organizing a boycott?

[Ibanez]

9:02 am....

[andy7171]

Nice research, digging up the Beacon.

It was on WOLB, of all radio stations, this morning on the ride in.

[93henfan]

My Fellow Board Members,

I have had but four goals during this election cycle:

Goal #1. Defeat Jeb Bush - accomplished

Goal #2. Defeat Marco Rubio - accomplished

Goal #3. Defeat Ted Cruz - accomplished

Goal #4. Defeat Hillary Clinton - not yet accomplished

My midas touch of support for Donald Trump (aka The Donald®) has led to a primary victory that was more convincing and came faster than anyone expected. In a word, I am magic.

But, Goal #4 must not be forgotten...

And so, with a heavy heart but with boundless optimism for the long-term future of our nation, I am temporarily suspending my efforts in support of The Donald. But hear me now: I am not suspending our fight for liberty!

Americans are deeply frustrated and want to change the path that we're on. When we launched this campaign months ago, we saw a movement grow. Thank you to each of you incredible patriots. I am so grateful to you...

Alas, the moment calls for us to throw the kitchen sink at defeating Hillary Clinton, and so, the only logical path now is to support Bernie Sanders (The WonderJew® - I just got that one trademarked) until such time as Hillary Clinton is no longer a viable candidate.

Write to your Congressperson, and urge them to prod the FBI for action, namely an indictment, in the Hillary Clinton email scandal. We must not let Hillary Clinton be President! She is a petulant, immature child who doesn't care about the security of our nation.

Thank you to each of you and have a blessed day.

Feel the Bern,

93henfan
Washington, District of Columbia

[HI54UNI]

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQFxmAdyKcg[/youtube]

[Rob Iola]

WTF? Did D1B hack your CS login?

[bandl]

lame

[Ibanez]

My Fellow Board Members,

I have had but four goals during this election cycle:

Goal #1. Defeat Jeb Bush - accomplished

Goal #2. Defeat Marco Rubio - accomplished

Goal #3. Defeat Ted Cruz - accomplished

Goal #4. Defeat Hillary Clinton - not yet accomplished

My midas touch of support for Donald Trump (aka The Donald®) has led to a primary victory that was more convincing and came faster than anyone expected. In a word, I am magic.

But, Goal #4 must not be forgotten...

And so, with a heavy heart but with boundless optimism for the long-term future of our nation, I am temporarily suspending my efforts in support of The Donald. But hear me now: I am not suspending our fight for liberty!

Americans are deeply frustrated and want to change the path that we're on. When we launched this campaign months ago, we saw a movement grow. Thank you to each of you incredible patriots. I am so grateful to you...

Alas, the moment calls for us to throw the kitchen sink at defeating Hillary Clinton, and so, the only logical path now is to support Bernie Sanders (The WonderJew® - I just got that one trademarked) until such time as Hillary Clinton is no longer a viable candidate.

Write to your Congressperson, and urge them to prod the FBI for action, namely an indictment, in the Hillary Clinton email scandal. We must not let Hillary Clinton be President! She is a petulant, immature child who doesn't care about the security of our nation.

Thank you to each of you and have a blessed day.

Feel the Bern,

93henfan
Washington, District of Columbia

Way ahead of you. I voted for Bern (not like it mattered).

[93henfan]

lame

That's what they said about The Donald a few months ago.

[kalm]

Every superhero needs an evil master mind to play off against. You had JSO with Trump. I think it's gonna be harder to get Dback to take the bait. Perhaps Trip?

[93henfan]

Oh btw, I forgot to credit Ted Cruz for ghostwriting my announcement. Thanks Ted. I had him test drive some of it last night.

[Ibanez]

Oh btw, I forgot to credit Ted Cruz for ghostwriting my announcement. Thanks Ted. I had him test drive some of it last night.

Your delivery was better and less creepy. I like how he ended it by elbowing his wife in the head.

[andy7171]

I like my story better.