Conk convention

[houndawg]

If you aren't watching you're missing material that is going to make life easy for political cartoonists and comedians for the next several years. Giuliani especially is sucking Trump off at considerable length.

and BENGHAZI!

[ALPHAGRIZ1]

I cant wait for the left to start killing people again in Cleveland, but who will it be? Black Muslim or Angry Lesbian Anti Gun Vegan?

Parasites

[AZGrizFan]

Someone please explain to me why the GOP would have their convention in that cesspool?

[HI54UNI]

So we can look at this for 4 years



or this



Now I understand why dback is for Hilldog.

[Pwns]

http://convention.gop/post/147558746375 ... -announced

That's a pretty sad, sorry list of convention speakers. Of course Paul Ryan and Mitch McConnell are obligated to talk because they're the party leaders in congress, though they're probably hoping to find some good excuse to get out of it. Giuliani is probably going to give us some blather about how New York City tuff Trump is also September 11th. Rick Perry will tell us how Donald Two Corinthians Trump loves Jee-zus. Chris Christie's speech could be worth watching, I guess. I might see what that Benghazi mom says as well.

[houndawg]

"...political correctness and sinful hyperbole!" Fvcking CID is speaking at the republican convention!

[BDKJMU]

Happened to turn on the TV right before Marcus Luttrell started speaking. Thought he was pretty good.

[houndawg]

So we can look at this for 4 years



or this



Now I understand why dback is for Hilldog.

She needs to trim that thing back so it doesn't stick out of her underwear.

[Pwns]

Summary of Melania Trump's speech:

"My husband strong leader. He great business man and believe in promise of America. We have to make nation strong. We want to make America great. Trump love immigrants and veterans. We have plan to make America great again. Please vote for my husband and I might flash tits at inauguration."

[CID1990]

"...political correctness and sinful hyperbole!" Fvcking CID is speaking at the republican convention!

I'm so spoiled for choice

I have multiple brains to crawl around in

I think I'll use yours as my summer home and Skelly's for winter

[Baldy]

"...political correctness and sinful hyperbole!" Fvcking CID is speaking at the republican convention!

I'm so spoiled for choice

I have multiple brains to crawl around in

I think I'll use yours as my summer home and Skelly's for winter

Without a brain cell to rub together between the two, you're gonna be very very lonely.

[CitadelGrad]

So we can look at this for 4 years



or this



Now I understand why dback is for Hilldog.

She needs to trim that thing back so it doesn't stick out of her underwear.

Even if that was her big ol' nasty bush, she's better than any piece of ass you could ever dream of tapping.

[houndawg]

She needs to trim that thing back so it doesn't stick out of her underwear.

Even if that was her big ol' nasty bush, she's better than any piece of ass you could ever dream of tapping.

I was tapping better than that when I was 16.

[houndawg]

Summary of Melania Trump's speech:

"My husband strong leader. He great business man and believe in promise of America. We have to make nation strong. We want to make America great. Trump love immigrants and veterans. We have plan to make America great again. Please vote for my husband and I might flash tits at inauguration."

I like the part she copied from Michelle Obama best.

[CitadelGrad]

Is it even possible to plagiarize banality?

The Head Negro In Charge seems to think so. Joe Biden doesn't seem to have a problem with plagiarism either.

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8M6x1H0 ... e=youtu.be[/youtube]

[CitadelGrad]

Even if that was her big ol' nasty bush, she's better than any piece of ass you could ever dream of tapping.

I was tapping better than that when I was 16.

Yeah, and you were invited to join Mensa also. You have 6.93 IQ points more than the required minimum.

[ASUG8]

Even if that was her big ol' nasty bush, she's better than any piece of ass you could ever dream of tapping.

I was tapping better than that when I was 16.

Rollin' around in the covered wagon?




Houndy with his mobile "stabbin' cabin."

[Ibanez]

Summary of Melania Trump's speech:

"My husband strong leader. He great business man and believe in promise of America. We have to make nation strong. We want to make America great. Trump love immigrants and veterans. We have plan to make America great again. Please vote for my husband and I might flash tits at inauguration."

I like the part she copied from Michelle Obama best.

Honestly, if that is the biggest criticism anyone has from last night, then Trump will be alright.

[ASUG8]

I like the part she copied from Michelle Obama best.

Honestly, if that is the biggest criticism anyone has from last night, then Trump will be alright.

Someone on FB this morning said "well she's dumb but at least she's pretty" while another said "she needs to work on her grammar." I wanted to say "she speaks Slovenian, French, German, Serbian, AND English. I think I can forgive a little difficulty from time to time. How many languages do you speak?"

FTR, I didn't watch any of the convention nor will I watch the Donkeys in a few weeks. Conventions are about as realistic as visiting Disney.

[Ibanez]

Honestly, if that is the biggest criticism anyone has from last night, then Trump will be alright.

Someone on FB this morning said "well she's dumb but at least she's pretty" while another said "she needs to work on her grammar." I wanted to say "she speaks Slovenian, French, German, Serbian, AND English. I think I can forgive a little difficulty from time to time. How many languages do you speak?"

FTR, I didn't watch any of the convention nor will I watch the Donkeys in a few weeks. Conventions are about as realistic as visiting Disney.

People are mean. Melania and Michelle have done nothing to deserve the criticisms they receive. Especially the body shaming...and especially from some of the people here.

It's sad really.

[houndawg]

I like the part she copied from Michelle Obama best.

Honestly, if that is the biggest criticism anyone has from last night, then Trump will be alright.

That wasn't criticism, it was the best part of her speech.

About the only criticism I'd offer to this otherwise delightful event would be about the parade of nobodies. You'd think a big shot like Trump could at least afford to pay a couple of A-listers to show up and hang around.

The highlight of course was the Trump people body slamming the delegates attempt at having a roll call vote to unbind them from Trump, culminating in the Colorado delegation walking out.

[Ibanez]

Honestly, if that is the biggest criticism anyone has from last night, then Trump will be alright.

That wasn't criticism, it was the best part of her speech.

About the only criticism I'd offer to this otherwise delightful event would be about the parade of nobodies. You'd think a big shot like Trump could at least afford to pay a couple of A-listers to show up and hang around.

The highlight of course was the Trump people body slamming the delegates attempt at having a roll call vote to unbind them from Trump, culminating in the Colorado delegation walking out.

The criticism IS the part of her speech. Try to keep up, hounder.

[houndawg]

I was tapping better than that when I was 16.

Rollin' around in the covered wagon?




Houndy with his mobile "stabbin' cabin."

The ladies came from miles around to see the Pride of Little Egypt.

[89Hen]

Summary of Melania Trump's speech:

"My husband strong leader. He great business man and believe in promise of America. We have to make nation strong. We want to make America great. Trump love immigrants and veterans. We have plan to make America great again. Please vote for my husband and I might flash tits at inauguration."

That's a donk summary, heard it on Maddow last night. They only like immigrants with darker skin.

[SDHornet]

Haven't and won't watch any of the RNC...or the DNC for that matter...but I am getting plenty of updates about it from my liberal FB friends. Trump is living rent free in their heads and it's very entertaining.