2017 NHL Thread

[Baldy]

Says the fan of a team with no Cups

I understand your confusion. Poor Cap fans don't know what it's like to win a Cup.
Ovi would crawl a mile on broken glass and kiss Sid's dick if it meant he could finally win the Cup.

[89Hen]

I understand your confusion. Poor Cap fans don't know what it's like to win a Cup.
Ovi would crawl a mile on broken glass and kiss Sid's dick if it meant he could finally win the Cup.

My first team won the cup while you were still popping zits, so I know what it's like. And I would 100% rather not have a Cup than have a female captain.

And you're wrong on Ovi. He would rather win a gold medal for Russia over anything, including a Cup. That's my only beef with him, but even that I can at least understand.

[Grizalltheway]

I understand your confusion. Poor Cap fans don't know what it's like to win a Cup.
Ovi would crawl a mile on broken glass and kiss Sid's dick if it meant he could finally win the Cup.

My first team

So will you be switching back to them if the Caps fall on hard times?

[Baldy]

My first team

So will you be switching back to them when the Caps fall on hard times?

Accuracy.

[Baldy]

I understand your confusion. Poor Cap fans don't know what it's like to win a Cup.
Ovi would crawl a mile on broken glass and kiss Sid's dick if it meant he could finally win the Cup.

My first team won the cup while you were still popping zits, so I know what it's like. And I would 100% rather not have a Cup than have a female captain.

And you're wrong on Ovi. He would rather win a gold medal for Russia over anything, including a Cup. That's my only beef with him, but even that I can at least understand.

The statement is universal...
Ovi would crawl a mile on broken glass and kiss Sid's dick if it meant he could finally win a Gold Medal.

That's your only beef with Ovi?
Unlike that chick, who happens to be the best player in the world, Ovi is just a one trick pony.

[89Hen]

My first team won the cup while you were still popping zits, so I know what it's like. And I would 100% rather not have a Cup than have a female captain.

And you're wrong on Ovi. He would rather win a gold medal for Russia over anything, including a Cup. That's my only beef with him, but even that I can at least understand.

The statement is universal...
Ovi would crawl a mile on broken glass and kiss Sid's dick if it meant he could finally win a Gold Medal.

That's your only beef with Ovi?
Unlike that chick, who happens to be the best player in the world, Ovi is just a one trick pony.

You sound like a couple of my friends who drink the Mike Milbury kool-aid.

Most goals in the NHL since 2000 - Alex Ovechkin... but you have to remember that Ovi didn't start playing in the NHL until 2005-06.

There have only been 17 50-goal seasons in the NHL since 2005-06 when Ovechkin entered the league. Ovechkin has six of them. Nobody else has more than two, while only Ilya Kovalchuk, Dany Heatley and Steven Stamkos have more than one.

Let me know when Cindy breaks into the top 100 goal scorers of all time.

[89Hen]

My first team

So will you be switching back to them if the Caps fall on hard times?

I don't switch back and forth. Flyers are #1, Caps are #2. Last year in the playoffs I was pulling for the Flyers over the Caps in the first round.

[Baldy]

The statement is universal...
Ovi would crawl a mile on broken glass and kiss Sid's dick if it meant he could finally win a Gold Medal.

That's your only beef with Ovi?
Unlike that chick, who happens to be the best player in the world, Ovi is just a one trick pony.

You sound like a couple of my friends who drink the Mike Milbury kool-aid.

Most goals in the NHL since 2000 - Alex Ovechkin... but you have to remember that Ovi didn't start playing in the NHL until 2005-06.

There have only been 17 50-goal seasons in the NHL since 2005-06 when Ovechkin entered the league. Ovechkin has six of them. Nobody else has more than two, while only Ilya Kovalchuk, Dany Heatley and Steven Stamkos have more than one.

Let me know when Cindy breaks into the top 100 goal scorers of all time.

50 goals and 20 assists...15 of those on rebounds.
He can't skate, he won't pass, he doesn't play defense, but he can stand in one spot and hit a few one-timers. What a teammate!

There is a reason the Caps can't make it out of the 2nd round...

[89Hen]

You sound like a couple of my friends who drink the Mike Milbury kool-aid.

Most goals in the NHL since 2000 - Alex Ovechkin... but you have to remember that Ovi didn't start playing in the NHL until 2005-06.



Let me know when Cindy breaks into the top 100 goal scorers of all time.

50 goals and 20 assists...15 of those on rebounds.
He can't skate, he won't pass, he doesn't play defense, but he can stand in one spot and hit a few one-timers. What a teammate!

There is a reason the Caps can't make it out of the 2nd round...

Let me know the next time Cindy plays D or hits somebody that is looking at him. She can skate, but so can Michelle Kwan.

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[Baldy]

50 goals and 20 assists...15 of those on rebounds.
He can't skate, he won't pass, he doesn't play defense, but he can stand in one spot and hit a few one-timers. What a teammate!

There is a reason the Caps can't make it out of the 2nd round...

Let me know the next time Cindy plays D or hits somebody that is looking at him. She can skate, but so can Michelle Kwan.

...and Michelle plays better defense than Ovechkin.

Let's see...
Ovi 880 games to 1000 points
Sid 757 games to 1000 points
Sid did it in 123 games...exactly one and a half SEASONS quicker. That's why he's the best player in the world.

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[Wildcat Ryan]

Great loss by the Kings last night at home to the 2nd worse team in the entire league.

That'll get you a spot in the playoffs

[89Hen]

Let me know the next time Cindy plays D or hits somebody that is looking at him. She can skate, but so can Michelle Kwan.

...and Michelle plays better defense than Ovechkin.

Let's see...
Ovi 880 games to 1000 points
Sid 757 games to 1000 points
Sid did it in 123 games...exactly one and a half SEASONS quicker. That's why he's the best player in the world.

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Secondary assists are like participation medals. There is only one stat that counts... GOALS. I would think a Georgia boy would know that.

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[Grizalltheway]

...and Michelle plays better defense than Ovechkin.

Let's see...
Ovi 880 games to 1000 points
Sid 757 games to 1000 points
Sid did it in 123 games...exactly one and a half SEASONS quicker. That's why he's the best player in the world.

[/end of discussion]

Secondary assists are like participation medals. There is only one stat that counts... GOALS. I would think a Georgia boy would know that.

[/end of discussion}

So hockey isn't a team sport then?

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[89Hen]

Secondary assists are like participation medals. There is only one stat that counts... GOALS. I would think a Georgia boy would know that.

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So hockey isn't a team sport then?

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A team sport where they keep score by goals.

[89Hen]

BTW, there are only two kinds of people in the world. People who know Cindy Crosby is a whiny little bitch, and Penguins fans. Who you gonna believe?

[Baldy]

...and Michelle plays better defense than Ovechkin.

Let's see...
Ovi 880 games to 1000 points
Sid 757 games to 1000 points
Sid did it in 123 games...exactly one and a half SEASONS quicker. That's why he's the best player in the world.

[/end of discussion]

Secondary assists are like participation medals. There is only one stat that counts... GOALS. I would think a Georgia boy would know that.

[/end of discussion}

That just tells you what a shitty teammate Ovi is. When the only thing you can do is score goals, you have to hang your hat on something.
To be honest though, the only stat that counts is Stanley Cups.
Sid > Ovi X2

Hell...

Geno > Ovi X2

[89Hen]

Secondary assists are like participation medals. There is only one stat that counts... GOALS. I would think a Georgia boy would know that.

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That just tells you what a shitty teammate Ovi is. When the only thing you can do is score goals, you have to hang your hat on something.
To be honest though, the only stat that counts is Stanley Cups.
Sid > Ovi X2

Hell...

Geno > Ovi X2

Nice try.

Anders Kallur, Kirk Maltby, Wayne Merrick, Larry Murphy and countless others > Sid X2

[Baldy]

That just tells you what a shitty teammate Ovi is. When the only thing you can do is score goals, you have to hang your hat on something.
To be honest though, the only stat that counts is Stanley Cups.
Sid > Ovi X2

Hell...

Geno > Ovi X2

Nice try.

Anders Kallur, Kirk Maltby, Wayne Merrick, Larry Murphy and countless others > Sid X2

That's true for a lot of role players or journeymen.

You're as lazy as Ovi. Gotta try harder.

[89Hen]

Nice try.

Anders Kallur, Kirk Maltby, Wayne Merrick, Larry Murphy and countless others > Sid X2

That's true for a lot of role players or journeymen.

Glad you admit you were wrong. Even chicks know it.

[Ivytalk]

That's true for a lot of role players or journeymen.

Glad you admit you were wrong. Even chicks know it.

Flyers fans rule!

[Baldy]

That's true for a lot of role players or journeymen.

Glad you admit you were wrong. Even chicks know it.

Cap fans.

I haven't been wrong yet.
1. Crosby is the best player in the world.
2. Ovi is a lazy, 2nd round flame out, one trick pony...even you didn't deny it.
3. 2 > 0.

All you got is, "Crosby is a pussy."
Doesn't really matter though. Ovechkin is still his little bitch.

[89Hen]

I haven't been wrong yet.
1. Crosby is the best player in the world.
2. Ovi is a lazy, 2nd round flame out, one trick pony...even you didn't deny it.
3. 2 > 0.

All you got is, "Crosby is a pussy."
Doesn't really matter though. Ovechkin is still his little bitch.

1. Opinion
2. Two thirds opinion
3. I already showed you that stat means nothing Kurt Rambis

A Crosby fan calling anybody a little bitch is just hilarious. I'm pretty sure I could beat the shit out of him.

[UNI88]

I haven't been wrong yet.
1. Crosby is the best player in the world.
2. Ovi is a lazy, 2nd round flame out, one trick pony...even you didn't deny it.
3. 2 > 0.

All you got is, "Crosby is a pussy."
Doesn't really matter though. Ovechkin is still his little bitch.

1. Opinion
2. Two thirds opinion
3. I already showed you that stat means nothing Kurt Rambis

A Crosby fan calling anybody a little bitch is just hilarious. I'm pretty sure I could beat the **** out of him.

Can you two just get a room? You're both right. Crosby's a whiny b!tch and Ovy can't lead a team to a championship.

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[Baldy]

I haven't been wrong yet.
1. Crosby is the best player in the world.
2. Ovi is a lazy, 2nd round flame out, one trick pony...even you didn't deny it.
3. 2 > 0.

All you got is, "Crosby is a pussy."
Doesn't really matter though. Ovechkin is still his little bitch.

1. Opinion
2. Two thirds opinion
3. I already showed you that stat means nothing Kurt Rambis

A Crosby fan calling anybody a little bitch is just hilarious. I'm pretty sure I could beat the shit out of him.

1. An opinion held by approximately 99% of the experts.
2. Opinion but easily observable to anyone who watches the game.
3, That stat means everything. Crosby's name is on the Cup twice. Ovi...none. Your worthless comment about a few journeymen or role players jumping from team to team means absolutely nothing to this conversation.

It's not my problem that a "pussy" like Crosby can go on the ice and do things to embarrass big strong manly hockey players like Ovi night after night. You're the one who has to live with that fact.

[89Hen]

1. Opinion
2. Two thirds opinion
3. I already showed you that stat means nothing Kurt Rambis

A Crosby fan calling anybody a little bitch is just hilarious. I'm pretty sure I could beat the shit out of him.

1. An opinion held by approximately 99% of the experts.
2. Opinion but easily observable to anyone who watches the game.
3, That stat means everything. Crosby's name is on the Cup twice. Ovi...none. Your worthless comment about a few journeymen or role players jumping from team to team means absolutely nothing to this conversation.

It's not my problem that a "pussy" like Crosby can go on the ice and do things to embarrass big strong manly hockey players like Ovi night after night. You're the one who has to live with that fact.

Pretty clear you should stick to hunting and SunBelt football. You don't know much about hockey.