Bill Maher Reports: The Messiah Has No Clothes!!!

[AZGrizFan]

http://www.latimes.com/news/opinion/com ... 6784.story

Bill Maher has seen the light. And it ain't pretty. GREAT article in the L.A. TImes about Obama. A must read!

Remember during the campaign when John McCain attacked Obama for acting like a celebrity and we all laughed at the grumpy old shellshocked fool? Well, it turns out he was right. Sorry, senator. I'm sending a nice gift basket of high-fiber muffins your way.

I was willing to give the guy the benefit of the doubt until I saw him take Brian Williams into his bedroom, and at the end of the bed there was a teleprompter and it said, "Who's your daddy?"

WHO'S YOUR DADDY!!!!

[Col Hogan]

One of our "esteemed" posters declared Mahr "GOD"....so, it must be true...

[CID1990]

If Maher suddenly doesn't like Obama then maybe I need to re-evaluate what I think of him. (Obama.... not Maher)

[Ivytalk]

"You're skinny and in a hurry and in love with a nice lady. But so's Lindsay Lohan."

But Maher's still a dick.

[AZGrizFan]

"You're skinny and in a hurry and in love with a nice lady. But so's Lindsay Lohan."

But Maher's still a dick.

Agreed. He's a contrarian, no doubt. But that's one funny fucking article.

[Ivytalk]

"I get it: You love being on TV. I love my bong, but I take it out of my mouth once in awhile."



Barry's found the footlights! He's in love with himself!

[D1B]

http://www.latimes.com/news/opinion/com ... 6784.story

Bill Maher has seen the light. And it ain't pretty. GREAT article in the L.A. TImes about Obama. A must read!

Remember during the campaign when John McCain attacked Obama for acting like a celebrity and we all laughed at the grumpy old shellshocked fool? Well, it turns out he was right. Sorry, senator. I'm sending a nice gift basket of high-fiber muffins your way.

I was willing to give the guy the benefit of the doubt until I saw him take Brian Williams into his bedroom, and at the end of the bed there was a teleprompter and it said, "Who's your daddy?"

WHO'S YOUR DADDY!!!!

Good to see you reading Maher. I'll remember this, you pathetic loser.

McCain lost, get over it.

[native]

"I get it: You love being on TV. I love my bong, but I take it out of my mouth once in awhile."



Barry's found the footlights! He's in love with himself!

And this is supposed to be a surprise regarding the greatest narcissist in Presidential history?

[AZGrizFan]

http://www.latimes.com/news/opinion/com ... 6784.story

Bill Maher has seen the light. And it ain't pretty. GREAT article in the L.A. TImes about Obama. A must read!





WHO'S YOUR DADDY!!!!

Good to see you reading Maher. I'll remember this, you pathetic loser.

McCain lost, get over it.

Hey, Ted: When even Bill Maher has issues with Obama, you KNOW the end is near. He's been exposed. He's a fraud. A very self-absorbed fraud, but a fraud nonetheless. Go blow up a building, or write the next chapter in your manifesto.

[D1B]

Good to see you reading Maher. I'll remember this, you pathetic loser.

McCain lost, get over it.

Hey, Ted: When even Bill Maher has issues with Obama, you KNOW the end is near. He's been exposed. He's a fraud. A very self-absorbed fraud, but a fraud nonetheless. Go blow up a building, or write the next chapter in your manifesto.

This, coming from an 8 year W and Dick Chenyey supporter.

[AZGrizFan]

Hey, Ted: When even Bill Maher has issues with Obama, you KNOW the end is near. He's been exposed. He's a fraud. A very self-absorbed fraud, but a fraud nonetheless. Go blow up a building, or write the next chapter in your manifesto.

This, coming from an 8 year W and Dick Chenyey supporter.

Obama will be a one-termer. Get used to it.

[D1B]

This, coming from an 8 year W and Dick Chenyey supporter.

Obama will be a one-termer. Get used to it.

Yeah, sure will Einstein

"McJackoff could not have picked a better running mate than Palin"

Z, just retire. You are an ass.

[D1B]

This, coming from an 8 year W and Dick Chenyey supporter.

Obama will be a one-termer. Get used to it.

Hey Einstein, who's gonna run against him?

[AZGrizFan]

Obama will be a one-termer. Get used to it.

Hey Einstein, who's gonna run against him?

Somebody you haven't even heard of yet. Mark my words. America is waking up to the snake-oil salesman routine, and they are NOT happy. One term! One term! One term!

[Cleets Part 2]

Great stuff..!!! Maher is usually pretty funny (to me)
(if you check carefully there is a Cletus reference at the end - I feel honored)


"Obama needs to start putting it on the line in fights against the banks, the energy companies and the healthcare industry. I never thought I'd say this, but he needs to be more like George W. Bush. Bush was all about, "You're with us or against us."

Obama's more like, "You're either with us, or you obviously need to see another picture of this adorable puppy!"

Bush had horrible ideas, like torture and deregulation and preemptive war and tax cuts for the rich, but he pushed them through, in their full measure, never mind Congress or the Constitution or the Geneva Convention or the Magna Carta or the Code of Hammurabi.

The point is, he didn't care if it made him unpopular with every human on the planet not named Cletus or Fred Barnes. Which it did."

[BlueHen86]

Bill Maher has always refered to himself as an independent. I recall him attacking Clinton quite a bit in the 90's, then it was Bush's turn, now it's Obama's turn.

I think he is pretty funny, and I'm not at all suprised that he is taking shots at Obama.

Maher's studio audience is defintely liberal, but I think think Bill is a left leaning independent.

[CID1990]

Well, it's official. Not only is Maher a flack, but he's also ripping off much greater comedians than himself.

"I get it: You love being on TV. I love my bong, but I take it out of my mouth every once in a while."

That's an old Groucho Marx line from the Groucho TV show. Groucho had a guy on the show who had six kids. When Groucho asked him why he had so many kids, the guy said "Well, I love my wife." Groucho says "Well, I love my cigar, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while."

[BlueHen86]

Well, it's official. Not only is Maher a flack, but he's also ripping off much greater comedians than himself.

"I get it: You love being on TV. I love my bong, but I take it out of my mouth every once in a while."

That's an old Groucho Marx line from the Groucho TV show. Groucho had a guy on the show who had six kids. When Groucho asked him why he had so many kids, the guy said "Well, I love my wife." Groucho says "Well, I love my cigar, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while."

I was watching when Maher said that and I knew that he stole the joke, but I didn't remember from who.
Good memory on your part.

[JoltinJoe]

Groucho's use of the line is far more risque and clever.

How did that get past the censors of Groucho's day?

As for Maher, that's the only really funny line in this piece.

[D1B]

Groucho's use of the line is far more risque and clever.

How did that get past the censors of Groucho's day?

As for Maher, that's the only really funny line in this piece.

Uh, Joe, he's serious, a lot. Especially his thoughts on your absurd belief in ghost and secret, special friends.

Oh, and no one expects Pope Joe to find atheists, protestants or jews entertaining.

[JoltinJoe]

Uh, Joe, he's serious, a lot.

From whom does he steal his serious stuff?

[AZGrizFan]

Groucho's use of the line is far more risque and clever.

How did that get past the censors of Groucho's day?

As for Maher, that's the only really funny line in this piece.

Uh, Joe, he's serious, a lot. Especially his thoughts on your absurd belief in ghost and secret, special friends.

Oh, and no one expects Pope Joe to find atheists, protestants or jews entertaining.

Hey, buttwipe: Go start another mindless thread in which you and JJ can argue the existence of God. Quit hijacking MY thread with your schoolyard bully antics.

[Appaholic]

Groucho's use of the line is far more risque and clever.

How did that get past the censors of Groucho's day?

As for Maher, that's the only really funny line in this piece.

Uh, Joe, he's serious, a lot. Especially his thoughts on your absurd belief in ghost and secret, special friends.

Oh, and no one expects Pope Joe to find atheists, protestants or jews entertaining.

BTW D, I saw a bumper sticker slogan you should use for your signature...

It's YOUR god....

It's YOUR rules....

YOU burn in hell.......

[TwinTownBisonFan]

Bill Maher = celebrity douchebag... always has been always will be

he was a douche when he made religulous, he's a douche on his show... look anybody who thinks they've got all the answers, and pronounces with such self-righteous and smug cynicism that no matter what things suck... well there's always gonna be market from that bullshit... but it doesn't make it anything other than bullshit

the old quote from LBJ "anyone can tear down a barn, but it takes a craftsman to build one" seems appropriate here. Maher has always been, since his days on ABC, the classic, and cliche cynical curmudgeon... well, he plays one on tv... and you'll always have an audience by shitting on everything.

the problem for me with Maher is even in the moments where i agree with what he's saying, he's such a shining example of walking fertilizer that I can't be bothered to care.

[AZGrizFan]

Bill Maher = celebrity douchebag... always has been always will be

he was a douche when he made religulous, he's a douche on his show... look anybody who thinks they've got all the answers, and pronounces with such self-righteous and smug cynicism that no matter what things suck... well there's always gonna be market from that bullshit... but it doesn't make it anything other than bullshit

the old quote from LBJ "anyone can tear down a barn, but it takes a craftsman to build one" seems appropriate here. Maher has always been, since his days on ABC, the classic, and cliche cynical curmudgeon... well, he plays one on tv... and you'll always have an audience by shitting on everything.

the problem for me with Maher is even in the moments where i agree with what he's saying, he's such a shining example of walking fertilizer that I can't be bothered to care.

Reppies.

But in this case he's spot on.