MR. Banana's National Championship Hex is final...

[MR. BANANA'S]

A few salutes go out to the poster's on this board that have put their two cents in and gave compelling arguments as to why or why not certain teams should be included in the Hex.

Montana-One of the leading candidates due to their proclivity in the division. They have done so much on the field to deserve the hex, they are easy to hate because they are that good. That being said, the fans of the Griz have always been a superlative bunch when it comes to having a little fun and discussion on these boards. I can always count on the stalwarts from Montana to provide me with hours of entertainment.

Appalachian State University-Much like Montana this team is well deserving of the hex and a very dangerous team on the field. They are probably the team to beat this year and as such have to be on this list. Again, like the Griz though the fans and members here are always good natured, funny, and chock full of information that keeps me entertained. One exception of course is Appaholic but every fan base has "that guy."

Richmond-Great team that could very possibly in the mix for it again this year. No posters on this board really to provide any sort of entertainment so...

Bethun Cookman-I was just kidding about this one.

New Hampshire-Don't tell me you fell for this twice?

Without any further fanfare I would like to announce Your


2009 FCS National Chanpion

Spoiler: show

THE UNIVERSITY OF NORTHERN IOWA PANTHERS1!!!

With any luck at all this will serve a s a wake up call to all the UNI posters on this site that seem to think it's OK to sit back and not participate in these discussions of importance. Heck I had to offer D1B a couple of grams of hash just to get him to chime in. It was your listless approach to my hex that put you in this untennable situation and I suggest that in the futre you all make more of an effort . Thank you.

Rock out with your cock out.

[AZGrizFan]

UNI doesn't need a hex to fail.

[Grizalltheway]

UNI doesn't need a hex to fail.

[MR. BANANA'S]

UNI doesn't need a hex to fail.

Hey turd, I've got my eye on you so watch yourself.

[Ursus A. Horribilis]

UNI doesn't need a hex to fail.

Hey turd, I've got my eye on you so watch yourself.

Looks like he know you already AZ.

[D1B]

UNI doesn't need a hex to fail.

Montana had no business being on the field with Richmond last year.

[Ursus A. Horribilis]

UNI doesn't need a hex to fail.

Montana had no business being on the field with Richmond last year.

Other than winning 3 games to get there you have a point.

[native]

Montana had no business being on the field with Richmond last year.

Other than winning 3 games to get there you have a point.

Nah, D1B has no point. Not even an edge. Not even a dull blade.

[Willie]

Montana had no business being on the field with Richmond last year.

This comment makes as much sense as a poopy flavored lolly-pop.

[AZGrizFan]

UNI doesn't need a hex to fail.

Montana had no business being on the field with Richmond last year.

Had UNI not shit the bed in the last 6 minutes we wouldn't have been on the field with Richmond. We'd have been kicking UNI's ass. Because our loss was direclty related to ONE guy. Sidbury.

[D1B]

Montana had no business being on the field with Richmond last year.

Had UNI not shit the bed in the last 6 minutes we wouldn't have been on the field with Richmond. We'd have been kicking UNI's ass. Because our loss was direclty related to ONE guy. Sidbury.

Ralph, look at the game film. Montana was horrible.

Shitty conference, lucky home playoff wins, utterly exposed as one dimensional in the champy.

[AZGrizFan]

Had UNI not shit the bed in the last 6 minutes we wouldn't have been on the field with Richmond. We'd have been kicking UNI's ass. Because our loss was direclty related to ONE guy. Sidbury.

Ralph, look at the game film. Montana was horrible.

Shitty conference, lucky home playoff wins, utterly exposed as one dimensional in the champy.

Funny. Richmond played 66 minutes of great football. The last 6 minutes against UNI and 60 against Montana. Just wish they'd waited about 5 1/2 more minutes before they WOKE UP.

[Grizalltheway]

Had UNI not shit the bed in the last 6 minutes we wouldn't have been on the field with Richmond. We'd have been kicking UNI's ass. Because our loss was direclty related to ONE guy. Sidbury.

Ralph, look at the game film. Montana was horrible.

Shitty conference, lucky home playoff wins, utterly exposed as one dimensional in the champy.

Yeah, how about that home playoff win against JMU? Go blow your landlord.

[grizzaholic]

Ralph, look at the game film. Montana was horrible.

Shitty conference, lucky home playoff wins, utterly exposed as one dimensional in the champy.

Yeah, how about that home playoff win against JMU? Go blow your landlord.

GATW, if you are going to put someone down or talk shit to someone don't tell them to do something they enjoy doing on a regular basis.

[D1B]

Yeah, how about that home playoff win against JMU? Go blow your landlord.

GATW, if you are going to put someone down or talk shit to someone don't tell them to do something they enjoy doing on a regular basis.

Hardy, har fucking har.

But listen, you guys screwed up. Banana's dont own the hex, again, he's simply my spokesbird. I don't give a flying fart if you want elbow in on my hex monopoly, just leave Bananas out of it. I've got big plans for him, you see.

[grizzaholic]

GATW, if you are going to put someone down or talk shit to someone don't tell them to do something they enjoy doing on a regular basis.

Hardy, har fucking har.

But listen, you guys screwed up. Banana's dont own the hex, again, he's simply my spokesbird. I don't give a flying fart if you want elbow in on my hex monopoly, just leave Bananas out of it. I've got big plans for him, you see.

And the big plans are what? Feed a couple of your cats dinner for once?

[Wildcat Ryan]

Um.......


Go Weber State?

[UNI88]

Montana had no business being on the field with Richmond last year.

Had UNI not **** the bed in the last 6 minutes we wouldn't have been on the field with Richmond. We'd have been getting our ass kicked by UNI. Because our loss was direclty related to ONE guy. Sidbury. And if it hadn't been Sidbury it would have been Ruffin.

Commendations on your thoughtful analysis AZ.

[grizzaholic]

I would like to go out on a limb by saying to Mr. Bananas that I like him a lot better than that dolt D1B. He actually speaks in complete sentences. He also doesn't seem to have a drug problem or go on week long drinking binges. I sure hope you stick around and post more.

[MR. BANANA'S]

I would like to go out on a limb by saying to Mr. Bananas that I like him a lot better than that dolt D1B. He actually speaks in complete sentences. He also doesn't seem to have a drug problem or go on week long drinking binges. I sure hope you stick around and post more.

I have all those qualities and I like my drug and drink as well. Some people can maintain and others flounder.

[grizzaholic]

I would like to go out on a limb by saying to Mr. Bananas that I like him a lot better than that dolt D1B. He actually speaks in complete sentences. He also doesn't seem to have a drug problem or go on week long drinking binges. I sure hope you stick around and post more.

I have all those qualities and I like my drug and drink as well. Some people can maintain and others flounder.

That is definately true.

[wideright82]

I would like to go out on a limb by saying to Mr. Bananas that I like him a lot better than that dolt D1B. He actually speaks in complete sentences. He also doesn't seem to have a drug problem or go on week long drinking binges. I sure hope you stick around and post more.

I have all those qualities and I like my drug and drink as well. Some people can maintain and others flounder.

I see a made it to your sig you flying excuse for a piss can. Word on the street from some sources is you were stomach deep on some mexican cock for a quick smack fix. Guess you were the one floundering, eh?

[MR. BANANA'S]

I have all those qualities and I like my drug and drink as well. Some people can maintain and others flounder.

I see a made it to your sig you flying excuse for a piss can. Word on the street from some sources is you were stomach deep on some mexican cock for a quick smack fix. Guess you were the one floundering, eh?

Whoa there fella. Why the hostility? How the hell was I floundering? I did that for me and the fella gave me a little treat on top for the good work. Let's not act like you don't know what I'm talking about here! I just thought it was a good quote by another gay brother so I wanted to throw it in the sig to give "mad props".

Did I make a mistake here? You may want to drop the attitude or the next time I'm at a gay bar in NY I'm gonna walk up to you and give you a "kicker slappin'."

[grizzaholic]

I see a made it to your sig you flying excuse for a piss can. Word on the street from some sources is you were stomach deep on some mexican cock for a quick smack fix. Guess you were the one floundering, eh?

Whoa there fella. Why the hostility? How the hell was I floundering? I did that for me and the fella gave me a little treat on top for the good work. Let's not act like you don't know what I'm talking about here! I just thought it was a good quote by another gay brother so I wanted to throw it in the sig to give "mad props".

Did I make a mistake here? You may want to drop the attitude or the next time I'm at a gay bar in NY I'm gonna walk up to you and give you a "kicker slappin'."

How is that different than a bitch slap?

[MR. BANANA'S]

Whoa there fella. Why the hostility? How the hell was I floundering? I did that for me and the fella gave me a little treat on top for the good work. Let's not act like you don't know what I'm talking about here! I just thought it was a good quote by another gay brother so I wanted to throw it in the sig to give "mad props".

Did I make a mistake here? You may want to drop the attitude or the next time I'm at a gay bar in NY I'm gonna walk up to you and give you a "kicker slappin'."

How is that different than a bitch slap?

It isn't, genius.