Bill Maher Reports: The Messiah Has No Clothes!!!

[Cap'n Cat]

Bill Maher and others like him are way beyond the comprehensive ability of most posters here. The guy, like Keith Olbermann, is God. If you can't appreciate him, the problem lies with you.

[TwinTownBisonFan]

Bill Maher and others like him are way beyond the comprehensive ability of most posters here. The guy, like Keith Olbermann, is God. If you can't appreciate him, the problem lies with you.

sorry dude... i've heard too many stories about Maher being bombed and coked out of his gourd trying to plow every wannabe starlet on sunset and getting turned down over and over to believe he's much of anything.

the guy is a colossal fuck face

[Appaholic]

Bill Maher and others like him are way beyond the comprehensive ability of most posters here. The guy, like Keith Olbermann, is God. If you can't appreciate him, the problem lies with you.

sorry dude... i've heard too many stories about Maher being bombed and coked out of his gourd trying to plow every wannabe starlet on sunset and getting turned down over and over to believe he's much of anything.

the guy is a colossal **** face

You say that like it's a bad thing......sounds like he ought to run for Congress....

[D1B]

Bill Maher and others like him are way beyond the comprehensive ability of most posters here. The guy, like Keith Olbermann, is God. If you can't appreciate him, the problem lies with you.

sorry dude... i've heard too many stories about Maher being bombed and coked out of his gourd trying to plow every wannabe starlet on sunset and getting turned down over and over to believe he's much of anything.

the guy is a colossal fuck face

Who cares? Look at his job performance, asshole.

[D1B]

Uh, Joe, he's serious, a lot. Especially his thoughts on your absurd belief in ghost and secret, special friends.

Oh, and no one expects Pope Joe to find atheists, protestants or jews entertaining.

Hey, buttwipe: Go start another mindless thread in which you and JJ can argue the existence of God. Quit hijacking MY thread with your schoolyard bully antics.

Go fuck yourself fat man, I'll do what I damn well please

[TwinTownBisonFan]

sorry dude... i've heard too many stories about Maher being bombed and coked out of his gourd trying to plow every wannabe starlet on sunset and getting turned down over and over to believe he's much of anything.

the guy is a colossal fuck face

Who cares? Look at his job performance, asshole.

a career of being a kids-table sitting pea-flicker? sorry, but any guy who has made a career taking the easy way out, playing the lazy "be cynical about everything" schtick... the guy is a wannabe pundit, but he doesn't know dick, and he's really not much different than Dennis Miller. just another "comic" pretending to be a social and political commentator...

[Appaholic]

Hey, buttwipe: Go start another mindless thread in which you and JJ can argue the existence of God. Quit hijacking MY thread with your schoolyard bully antics.

Go **** yourself fat man, I'll do what I damn well please

Does someone need a hug?.....if so, see Catamount Man for contact info of nearest WCU football player....

[JoltinJoe]

Bill Maher and others like him are way beyond the comprehensive ability of most posters here.

Present company suspected. *


* Archie Bunker on "All in the Family."


















I give credit when I use someone else's joke.

[AZGrizFan]

Hey, buttwipe: Go start another mindless thread in which you and JJ can argue the existence of God. Quit hijacking MY thread with your schoolyard bully antics.

Go fuck yourself fat man, I'll do what I damn well please

Said the pot to the kettle.

[AZGrizFan]

Who cares? Look at his job performance, asshole.

a career of being a kids-table sitting pea-flicker? sorry, but any guy who has made a career taking the easy way out, playing the lazy "be cynical about everything" schtick... the guy is a wannabe pundit, but he doesn't know dick, and he's really not much different than Dennis Miller. just another "comic" pretending to be a social and political commentator...

Wait until he decides to run for office like Al Franken-stein!!!

[Appaholic]

Who cares? Look at his job performance, *******.

a career of being a kids-table sitting pea-flicker? sorry, but any guy who has made a career taking the easy way out, playing the lazy "be cynical about everything" schtick... the guy is a wannabe pundit, but he doesn't know dick, and he's really not much different than Dennis Miller. just another "comic" pretending to be a social and political commentator...

As opposed to a political pundit being an apologist for the continued ineptitude of the current political system? I'm missing your point....cynical schtick is his thing....much like telling voters what they want to hear is a politician's thing. And how is cynical commentary "taking the easy, lazy way out"? Yet, continuing to perpetuate and participate in politics as usual isn't taking the easy, lazy way out as well? Just wondering.....

[Cap'n Cat]

Bill Maher and others like him are way beyond the comprehensive ability of most posters here. The guy, like Keith Olbermann, is God. If you can't appreciate him, the problem lies with you.

sorry dude... i've heard too many stories about Maher being bombed and coked out of his gourd trying to plow every wannabe starlet on sunset and getting turned down over and over to believe he's much of anything.

the guy is a colossal fuck face

Now, guys, here's an example of a really intelligent guy shitting his pants in public. I go blue in the face preaching to people here at the plant to not rely on hearsay for their information because it always gets them in trouble.

You've heard too many stories, huh? Well, I've heard native fucks his daughters in the ass after school every night. Is it true? I dunno, must be, cuz I heard it!!!












I have a theory about guys like you, TTBF, and it applies to most everyone here. We hate the people who intimidate us, whether due to their wit, intelligence, achievements, fame, money, the pussy they're getting, etc. If they happen to entertain opposite political views, all the better and all the more reason to be intimidated and hate them all the more. Need more?

Witness most Conks and their feelings toward Hillary Clinton. Take Brother Z, for example, he can't touch her in any arena (except for, perhaps, pissing while standing up) and that's why he hates her. Add the fact that she is a female and the irrational inbred ConkHate increases exponentially.

Now, Cap'n Cat is intimidated by no one, that's why he "hates" no one and, thus, does not fall prey to this most adolescent of phenomena. I'd like to share a beer with Dick Cheney as much as I would Osama bin Laden.

[TwinTownBisonFan]

a career of being a kids-table sitting pea-flicker? sorry, but any guy who has made a career taking the easy way out, playing the lazy "be cynical about everything" schtick... the guy is a wannabe pundit, but he doesn't know dick, and he's really not much different than Dennis Miller. just another "comic" pretending to be a social and political commentator...

As opposed to a political pundit being an apologist for the continued ineptitude of the current political system? I'm missing your point....cynical schtick is his thing....much like telling voters what they want to hear is a politician's thing. And how is cynical commentary "taking the easy, lazy way out"? Yet, continuing to perpetuate and participate in politics as usual isn't taking the easy, lazy way out as well? Just wondering.....

because he's never "participated" in anything... he's sat at the kids table and flicked peas. it's really f'ing easy to sit there and assail others for their mistakes but he's not getting off his ass to actually DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT he's the socio/political equivalent of sportstalk radio. they all magically know what needs to be done, but never actually get in the ring and do anything about it.

[Cap'n Cat]

As opposed to a political pundit being an apologist for the continued ineptitude of the current political system? I'm missing your point....cynical schtick is his thing....much like telling voters what they want to hear is a politician's thing. And how is cynical commentary "taking the easy, lazy way out"? Yet, continuing to perpetuate and participate in politics as usual isn't taking the easy, lazy way out as well? Just wondering.....

because he's never "participated" in anything... he's sat at the kids table and flicked peas. it's really f'ing easy to sit there and assail others for their mistakes but he's not getting off his ass to actually DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT he's the socio/political equivalent of sportstalk radio. they all magically know what needs to be done, but never actually get in the ring and do anything about it.

He intimidates you that much, huh, TT?


Fuck it. It's theater. Like Limbog.

[TwinTownBisonFan]

because he's never "participated" in anything... he's sat at the kids table and flicked peas. it's really f'ing easy to sit there and assail others for their mistakes but he's not getting off his ass to actually DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT he's the socio/political equivalent of sportstalk radio. they all magically know what needs to be done, but never actually get in the ring and do anything about it.

He intimidates you that much, huh, TT?


Fuck it. It's theater. Like Limbog.

"intimidates"???

the guy is a sideshow and a crank... nothing to be feared... i object to him the same way i object to all of the louts who don't have the cajones to actually get in the pit.

if, as is often said in our business "politics is just hollywood for ugly people" guys like him are somewhere between entertainment tonight and roger ebert... all talk, no action.

[Appaholic]

As opposed to a political pundit being an apologist for the continued ineptitude of the current political system? I'm missing your point....cynical schtick is his thing....much like telling voters what they want to hear is a politician's thing. And how is cynical commentary "taking the easy, lazy way out"? Yet, continuing to perpetuate and participate in politics as usual isn't taking the easy, lazy way out as well? Just wondering.....

because he's never "participated" in anything... he's sat at the kids table and flicked peas. it's really f'ing easy to sit there and assail others for their mistakes but he's not getting off his ass to actually DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT he's the socio/political equivalent of sportstalk radio. they all magically know what needs to be done, but never actually get in the ring and do anything about it.

But isn't his cynicism & social "commentary" getting involved? Not to be a smart a$$ or overreach, but couldn't the same be said for Thomas Paine, Ed Schultz, et al? Or if this is the criteria you use, actually "DOING ANYTHING ABOUT IT", then one could assume you admire Eric Rudolph, Paul Hill, Rod Coronado, Paul Watson, Fred Phelps, John Brown, et al? Is it better to bring shame upon the broken system through non-violent media outlets in an attempt to illuminate misdeeds etc? Or should one always act upon their conscience no matter the consequences?

[JoltinJoe]

sorry dude... i've heard too many stories about Maher being bombed and coked out of his gourd trying to plow every wannabe starlet on sunset and getting turned down over and over to believe he's much of anything.

the guy is a colossal **** face

Now, guys, here's an example of a really intelligent guy shitting his pants in public. I go blue in the face preaching to people here at the plant to not rely on hearsay for their information because it always gets them in trouble.

You've heard too many stories, huh? Well, I've heard native **** his daughters in the ass after school every night. Is it true? I dunno, must be, cuz I heard it!!!












I have a theory about guys like you, TTBF, and it applies to most everyone here. We hate the people who intimidate us, whether due to their wit, intelligence, achievements, fame, money, the pussy they're getting, etc. If they happen to entertain opposite political views, all the better and all the more reason to be intimidated and hate them all the more. Need more?

Witness most Conks and their feelings toward Hillary Clinton. Take Brother Z, for example, he can't touch her in any arena (except for, perhaps, pissing while standing up) and that's why he hates her. Add the fact that she is a female and the irrational inbred ConkHate increases exponentially.

Now, Cap'n Cat is intimidated by no one, that's why he "hates" no one and, thus, does not fall prey to this most adolescent of phenomena. I'd like to share a beer with Dick Cheney as much as I would Osama bin Laden.

I only fear God and Cap'n Cat (not necessarily in that order).

[TwinTownBisonFan]

because he's never "participated" in anything... he's sat at the kids table and flicked peas. it's really f'ing easy to sit there and assail others for their mistakes but he's not getting off his ass to actually DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT he's the socio/political equivalent of sportstalk radio. they all magically know what needs to be done, but never actually get in the ring and do anything about it.

But isn't his cynicism & social "commentary" getting involved? Not to be a smart a$$ or overreach, but couldn't the same be said for Thomas Paine, Ed Schultz, et al? Or if this is the criteria you use, actually "DOING ANYTHING ABOUT IT", then one could assume you admire Eric Rudolph, Paul Hill, Rod Coronado, Paul Watson, Fred Phelps, John Brown, et al? Is it better to bring shame upon the broken system through non-violent media outlets in an attempt to illuminate misdeeds etc? Or should one always act upon their conscience no matter the consequences?

if there was anything constructive about it... maybe... but it's not... it's cynical shitting on everything and it adds nothing of value. there are those in the pundit class who contribute... not many, but some...

He's "getting involved" like Mike and the Mad Dog get involved in the Yankees or Giants seasons...

[Cap'n Cat]

Trying to understand, TT, how an up-to-this-point, emotionally balanced poster goes over the edge over Bill Maher?




What, did he fuck your girlfriend on his stand-up tour in Fargo? I imagine in your line of thinking, Jay Leno is the same way, huh?

You have some of us Progressive brothers worried, as you are exhibiting ugly Tman/Z/Conklike types of hate for a good Progressive celebrity. It needs to be said, too, TT, that he has gotten involved by adding mountains to the entire "debate" with his rhetoric, the film about religion and rightful attacks on other such Conk fantasy shit on all his shows.

Forest = trees. Trees = forest.

[Cap'n Cat]

I only fear God and Cap'n Cat (not necessarily in that order).

God couldn't hold my jock strap, the punk.

[TwinTownBisonFan]

Trying to understand, TT, how an up-to-this-point, emotionally balanced poster goes over the edge over Bill Maher?




What, did he fuck your girlfriend on his stand-up tour in Fargo? I imagine in your line of thinking, Jay Leno is the same way, huh?

You have some of us Progressive brothers worried, as you are exhibiting ugly Tman/Z/Conklike types of hate for a good Progressive celebrity. It needs to be said, too, TT, that he has gotten involved by adding mountains to the entire "debate" with his rhetoric, the film about religion and rightful attacks on other such Conk fantasy shit on all his shows.

Forest = trees. Trees = forest.

there is nothing "progressive" about Maher... he's an "in it for myself and the ratings" shit.

sorry dude... but i shut his movie off about half way through... his act is tired. I'm not "over the edge" about the guy, I just have an opinion of him... and it's not a good one. You may not like that, but well... i dont give a shit. I have a problem with ALL celebrities of all stripes pretending they are political pundits or qualified to speak on matters of national policy because somebody has heard of them before.

This belief comes from the place that hates celebrity candidates (Arnold, Jesse, Franken... et al) that shit has no place in politics, and it pisses me straight off that guys like that are taken seriously, and REALLY pisses me off when they run for office...

[Appaholic]

Trying to understand, TT, how an up-to-this-point, emotionally balanced poster goes over the edge over Bill Maher?




What, did he **** your girlfriend on his stand-up tour in Fargo? I imagine in your line of thinking, Jay Leno is the same way, huh?

You have some of us Progressive brothers worried, as you are exhibiting ugly Tman/Z/Conklike types of hate for a good Progressive celebrity. It needs to be said, too, TT, that he has gotten involved by adding mountains to the entire "debate" with his rhetoric, the film about religion and rightful attacks on other such Conk fantasy **** on all his shows.

Forest = trees. Trees = forest.

there is nothing "progressive" about Maher... he's an "in it for myself and the ratings" ****.

sorry dude... but i shut his movie off about half way through... his act is tired. I'm not "over the edge" about the guy, I just have an opinion of him... and it's not a good one. You may not like that, but well... i dont give a ****. I have a problem with ALL celebrities of all stripes pretending they are political pundits or qualified to speak on matters of national policy because somebody has heard of them before.

This belief comes from the place that hates celebrity candidates (Arnold, Jesse, Franken... et al) that **** has no place in politics, and it pisses me straight off that guys like that are taken seriously, and REALLY pisses me off when they run for office...

Who does have a place to run for office? The mother who's only concern is to ensure her son or daughter gets a good education, not on how that education is going to be paid for? The son of the career politician who doesn't know how to do any other work? Soneone named Kennedy, Bush or Clinton?

[Cap'n Cat]

Trying to understand, TT, how an up-to-this-point, emotionally balanced poster goes over the edge over Bill Maher?




What, did he fuck your girlfriend on his stand-up tour in Fargo? I imagine in your line of thinking, Jay Leno is the same way, huh?

You have some of us Progressive brothers worried, as you are exhibiting ugly Tman/Z/Conklike types of hate for a good Progressive celebrity. It needs to be said, too, TT, that he has gotten involved by adding mountains to the entire "debate" with his rhetoric, the film about religion and rightful attacks on other such Conk fantasy shit on all his shows.

Forest = trees. Trees = forest.

there is nothing "progressive" about Maher... he's an "in it for myself and the ratings" shit.

sorry dude... but i shut his movie off about half way through... his act is tired. I'm not "over the edge" about the guy, I just have an opinion of him... and it's not a good one. You may not like that, but well... i dont give a shit. I have a problem with ALL celebrities of all stripes pretending they are political pundits or qualified to speak on matters of national policy because somebody has heard of them before.

This belief comes from the place that hates celebrity candidates (Arnold, Jesse, Franken... et al) that shit has no place in politics, and it pisses me straight off that guys like that are taken seriously, and REALLY pisses me off when they run for office...

I think you woulda went far with Stalin, TT. Born too late. Certain people do not "belong" in politics and law-making, huh?




Still think he fucked your college girlfriend.

[travelinman67]

Bill Maher = celebrity douchebag... always has been always will be

he was a douche when he made religulous, he's a douche on his show... look anybody who thinks they've got all the answers, and pronounces with such self-righteous and smug cynicism that no matter what things suck... well there's always gonna be market from that bullshit... but it doesn't make it anything other than bullshit

the old quote from LBJ "anyone can tear down a barn, but it takes a craftsman to build one" seems appropriate here. Maher has always been, since his days on ABC, the classic, and cliche cynical curmudgeon... well, he plays one on tv... and you'll always have an audience by shitting on everything.

the problem for me with Maher is even in the moments where i agree with what he's saying, he's such a shining example of walking fertilizer that I can't be bothered to care.

Cliff Notes Version:

I'd suck off fellow extremist liberal Maher in a heartbeat, until he 'disses my God. Now I hate him.

[Cap'n Cat]

Bill Maher = celebrity douchebag... always has been always will be

he was a douche when he made religulous, he's a douche on his show... look anybody who thinks they've got all the answers, and pronounces with such self-righteous and smug cynicism that no matter what things suck... well there's always gonna be market from that bullshit... but it doesn't make it anything other than bullshit

the old quote from LBJ "anyone can tear down a barn, but it takes a craftsman to build one" seems appropriate here. Maher has always been, since his days on ABC, the classic, and cliche cynical curmudgeon... well, he plays one on tv... and you'll always have an audience by shitting on everything.

the problem for me with Maher is even in the moments where i agree with what he's saying, he's such a shining example of walking fertilizer that I can't be bothered to care.

Cliff Notes Version:

I'd suck off fellow extremist liberal Maher in a heartbeat, until he 'disses my God. Now I hate him.

Hey, you big cunt, no one invited you to this Donks-only attitude adjustment of a fellow Progressive.

No Conks allowed! This is a family matter!