Drug-Fueled Gay Orgy at Vatican's Holy Office

[93henfan]

The flat belonged to the Vatican’s Congregation for the Doctrine of the Faith, or Holy Office, which is in charge of tackling sexual abuse amongst the clergy...

...When police showed up, they reportedly found drugs and a group of men engaged in sexual activity.

It is the latest scandal to hit the Vatican and comes after its finance chief Cardinal George Pell was charged with historical sexual offences...

...In March the Vatican was hit with a wave of lurid accusations of misbehaving priests across Italy with scandals involving orgies, prostitution and porn videos...

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news ... y-10743972

[93henfan]

Keep those donations rolling in, choir boys.

[Rob Iola]

Keep those donations rolling in, choir boys.

In keeping with CS.com's corollary to Godwin's Law I gotta ask:
But what about D1B?

[Ivytalk]

What about JoltinJoe? Where's the Father Guido Sarducci of CS.com?

[andy7171]

Come on Frank! Fire them all!

[Chizzang]

I thought we were at that place in our Relationship with Catholicism
where we accepted all this as normal..?



As Joe already shared with us, there are only thousands of pedophiles in the Church (People)
Lets not get too worked up

(and probably only a few million drug addled homosexuals)

[kalm]

I thought we were at that place in our Relationship with Catholicism
where we accepted all this as normal..?



As Joe already shared with us, there are only thousands of pedophiles in the Church (People)
Lets not get too worked up

(and probably only a few million drug addled homosexuals)

Drugs, promiscuity, and homosexuality are natural parts of human behavior and should be none of the government's business.

Signed,

Limited government conservative kalm.

[Bisonfanatical]

This must be an example of "diocese rectal" which should not be confused with "diastasis recti"

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[Ivytalk]

I thought we were at that place in our Relationship with Catholicism
where we accepted all this as normal..?



As Joe already shared with us, there are only thousands of pedophiles in the Church (People)
Lets not get too worked up

(and probably only a few million drug addled homosexuals)

Drugs, promiscuity, and homosexuality are natural parts of human behavior and should be none of the government's business.

Signed,

Limited government conservative kalm.

Now you're talking!

[dbackjon]

Rumor has it that the Sistine Chapel turns into a dance club after the tourists go home.

[93henfan]

Rumor has it that the Sistine Chapel turns into a dance club after the tourists go home.

I heard that it's fun to stay at the YMCA?

[93henfan]

Btw, my oldest told me a joke the other day. He asked me what YMCA stood for. I said, "Young Men's Christian Association." He said, "nope, dad, it stands for You Might Catch AIDS."

I've never been prouder, honestly. I didn't even get into the difference between HIV and AIDS with him. I'm just glad he's tracking to not being a peter puffer.

[dbackjon]

Rumor has it that the Sistine Chapel turns into a dance club after the tourists go home.

I heard that it's fun to stay at the YMCA?

yup.

[dbackjon]

Btw, my oldest told me a joke the other day. He asked me what YMCA stood for. I said, "Young Men's Christian Association." He said, "nope, dad, it stands for You Might Catch AIDS."

I've never been prouder, honestly. I didn't even get into the difference between HIV and AIDS with him. I'm just glad he's tracking to not being a peter puffer.

Those are the ones that will be bringing home his boyfriend in 10 years.

[93henfan]

Btw, my oldest told me a joke the other day. He asked me what YMCA stood for. I said, "Young Men's Christian Association." He said, "nope, dad, it stands for You Might Catch AIDS."

I've never been prouder, honestly. I didn't even get into the difference between HIV and AIDS with him. I'm just glad he's tracking to not being a peter puffer.

Those are the ones that will be bringing home his boyfriend in 10 years.

We'll see. If you're rich by then, I'll give you his number if he joins Team Browneye.

[Bisonfanatical]

Never forget that they have an actual Egyptian Phallic Symbol over by Saint Peters (wink) basilica.
Who can stay straight with all that imagery?

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[Ibanez]

So....should I bring my own oils when I visit in November or do I assume some will be provided?

[Bisonfanatical]

Hell .... every Pope covets Peters seat.

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[dbackjon]

So....should I bring my own oils when I visit in November or do I assume some will be provided?

Always be prepared.

[Ibanez]

Hell .... every Pope covets Peters seat.

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[Ibanez]

So....should I bring my own oils when I visit in November or do I assume some will be provided?

Always be prepared.

You're right. I'll bring both water and oil based lubricant.

[93henfan]

Always be prepared.

You're right. I'll bring both water and oil based lubricant.

It's good to have a mentor.

[Ibanez]

You're right. I'll bring both water and oil based lubricant.

It's good to have a mentor.

And a protege...ain't that right WTAG?

[dbackjon]

Always be prepared.

You're right. I'll bring both water and oil based lubricant.

Be sure to get them blessed by the pope. Holy Water based lubricant makes for a divine experience.


Or so I have heard.

[93henfan]

I was trying to find a gif that fit here. This one doesn't but it made me laugh anyway: