Melania won't touch him...Ivytalk wrote:Do you think Don has schtupped Melania in the White House yet? Serious question. Inquiring dirty minds want to know.Chizzang wrote:
At least he pretends...
Trump can't even get his wife to pretend - she openly hates him
Its been all downhill since the humiliating smackdown she put on the Texas cattlemen that made the mistake of treating to sue her. It is a pretty high bar that won't be easy to repeat... maybe in her second term..Chizzang wrote:I know,AZGrizFan wrote:Has Oprah done anything in the past 10 years? Seriously....I thought she was dead.
she hasn't even hosted a game show or shafted a contractor in years... Pffft...
That was only for the dimwitted ones, Balky,Baldy wrote:Never will happen. The left made it loud and clear during the last election cycle how bad of an idea it is to have an inexperienced celebrity TV host billionaire as president.houndawg wrote:
The conk heads exploding would register on seismographs...
She's a quick study and her second term will be all bidniz. 
...or they could just show where she fellated him when he appeared on her show back in the 80's.houndawg wrote:That was only for the dimwitted ones, Balky,Baldy wrote:
Never will happen. The left made it loud and clear during the last election cycle how bad of an idea it is to have an inexperienced celebrity TV host billionaire as president.
This one is much smarter and has a track record of pimp-slapping the entire Texas beef industry to the hilarity of the entire nation.
You might prefer that one, but the hilarity of a black woman bitch-slapping a bunch of Texas stump jumpers is just too precious...Baldy wrote:...or they could just show where she fellated him when he appeared on her show back in the 80's.houndawg wrote:
That was only for the dimwitted ones, Balky,
This one is much smarter and has a track record of pimp-slapping the entire Texas beef industry to the hilarity of the entire nation.
Except that nobody knows or remembers it. Trump's appearance on the other hand...houndawg wrote:You might prefer that one, but the hilarity of a black woman bitch-slapping a bunch of Texas stump jumpers is just too precious...Baldy wrote: ...or they could just show where she fellated him when he appeared on her show back in the 80's.
Was she ever on Access Hollywood?Baldy wrote:Except that nobody knows or remembers it. Trump's appearance on the other hand...houndawg wrote:
You might prefer that one, but the hilarity of a black woman bitch-slapping a bunch of Texas stump jumpers is just too precious...
http://www.cnn.com/2018/01/16/politics/ ... index.htmlJackson told reporters Trump scored 30/30 on the Montreal Cognitive Assessment, which according to its website is a "cognitive screening test designed to assist Health Professionals in the detection of mild cognitive impairment and Alzheimer's disease."
The doctor deemed Trump in "excellent health" last Friday and provided details of the President's medical exam during a briefing on Tuesday.
Fake newsIbanez wrote:http://www.cnn.com/2018/01/16/politics/ ... index.htmlJackson told reporters Trump scored 30/30 on the Montreal Cognitive Assessment, which according to its website is a "cognitive screening test designed to assist Health Professionals in the detection of mild cognitive impairment and Alzheimer's disease."
The doctor deemed Trump in "excellent health" last Friday and provided details of the President's medical exam during a briefing on Tuesday.
Chizzang wrote:I love telling Hilary fans this... (and Trump fans)
Hilary Clinton and Donald Trump were great friends and mutual supporters
for a long long time
"The King Of Hollywood"
Well, he sits up there on his leatherette
Looks through pictures of the ones that he hasn't had yet
When he thinks he wants a closer look,
he gets out his little black telephone book
(He's calling, calling, calling
He's calling, calling, calling
He's calling ,calling, calling
He's calling)
"Come sit down here beside me, honey.
Let's have a little heart to heart.
Now look at me and tell me, darlin',
how badly do you want this part?
Are you willing to sacrifice?
And are you willing to be real nice?
All your talent and my good taste,
I'd hate to see it go to waste."
"We gon' get you an apartment, honey.
We gon' get you a car.
(spoken) Yeah, we're gonna take care of you, darlin'.
We gon' make you a movie star.
For years I've seen 'em come and go."
He says, "I've had 'em all, 'ya know.
I handled everything in my own way.
I made 'em what they are today."
After 'while nothin' was pretty.
After 'while everything got lost.
Still, his Jacuzzi runneth over.
Still he just couldn't get off.
He's just another power junky.
Just another silk scarf monkey.
You'd know it if you saw his stuff.
The man just isn't big enough.
Was it as boring as 90% of the rest of their shit?AZGrizFan wrote:The Eagles wrote an ode to the casting couch in 1979. So yeah, it’s been common knowledge for just a bit.
"The King Of Hollywood"
Well, he sits up there on his leatherette
Looks through pictures of the ones that he hasn't had yet
When he thinks he wants a closer look,
he gets out his little black telephone book
(He's calling, calling, calling
He's calling, calling, calling
He's calling ,calling, calling
He's calling)
"Come sit down here beside me, honey.
Let's have a little heart to heart.
Now look at me and tell me, darlin',
how badly do you want this part?
Are you willing to sacrifice?
And are you willing to be real nice?
All your talent and my good taste,
I'd hate to see it go to waste."
"We gon' get you an apartment, honey.
We gon' get you a car.
(spoken) Yeah, we're gonna take care of you, darlin'.
We gon' make you a movie star.
For years I've seen 'em come and go."
He says, "I've had 'em all, 'ya know.
I handled everything in my own way.
I made 'em what they are today."
After 'while nothin' was pretty.
After 'while everything got lost.
Still, his Jacuzzi runneth over.
Still he just couldn't get off.
He's just another power junky.
Just another silk scarf monkey.
You'd know it if you saw his stuff.
The man just isn't big enough.
Get ready for a JSO rebuttal in 3, 2, 1...Ibanez wrote:http://www.cnn.com/2018/01/16/politics/ ... index.htmlJackson told reporters Trump scored 30/30 on the Montreal Cognitive Assessment, which according to its website is a "cognitive screening test designed to assist Health Professionals in the detection of mild cognitive impairment and Alzheimer's disease."
The doctor deemed Trump in "excellent health" last Friday and provided details of the President's medical exam during a briefing on Tuesday.
Go away, whackadoodles. Don’t let the door hit you in the azz, and take Sheila Jackson Lee with you.89Hen wrote:Should be removed from office. Not kidding. I'd try to find some clause that forced them to go. SHAME on them and anyone who supports or defends them.
I'm trying to imagine what your reaction would be if a Democrat were to heckle the President while he addressed a joint session of Congress.89Hen wrote:Should be removed from office. Not kidding. I'd try to find some clause that forced them to go. SHAME on them and anyone who supports or defends them.
You’re a liar!Skjellyfetti wrote:I'm trying to imagine what your reaction would be if a Democrat were to heckle the President while he addressed a joint session of Congress.89Hen wrote:Should be removed from office. Not kidding. I'd try to find some clause that forced them to go. SHAME on them and anyone who supports or defends them.
Shouldn't happen. Just like I said when it did happen. Deflect all you want Jelly.Skjellyfetti wrote:I'm trying to imagine what your reaction would be if a Democrat were to heckle the President while he addressed a joint session of Congress.89Hen wrote:Should be removed from office. Not kidding. I'd try to find some clause that forced them to go. SHAME on them and anyone who supports or defends them.
89Hen wrote:Should be removed from office. Not kidding. I'd try to find some clause that forced them to go. SHAME on them and anyone who supports or defends them.
