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Play the 2018 State of the Union drinking game

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http://missoulian.com/news/national/her ... 62559.html


Take one drink whenever...

* Trump strikes his goofy "thumps up" pose

* Trump mentions his electoral college win and/or the size of his inauguration crowd

* Trump spreads his arms out

* Trump says some variation of "People are saying, more and more"

* Trump talks about "bringing X back, folks" or "making Y bigger than ever" (e.g. jobs, stock market, State of the Union speeches, democracy)

* Kellyanne Conway scares you

* You notice the size of Trump's hands

* The camera cuts to Barron Trump

Take two drinks whenever...

* Trump guarantees something: "I promise you"

* Trump insults someone

* Trump botches his delivery

* There's a standing ovation

* Pundits make some reference to Trump "becoming presidential"

* Melania looks completely disaffected

Finish your drink whenever...

* Trump makes a "You're fired" reference

* Trump does the thing where he instructs no one in particular to "turn off the cameras in the back" so he can say something about the "nasty media"

* Trump otherwise begins to blatantly ad-lib

Take a shot whenever...

* Trump drinks a beverage using both hands

* You notice Trump's hairpiece move

* Tiffany Trump shows up
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I'll be drunk within the first 10 minutes....
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What? No "it's gonna be uuuuuge" reference? That's worth an entire litre, ain't it?
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AZGrizFan wrote:What? No "it's gonna be uuuuuge" reference? That's worth an entire litre, ain't it?
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AZGrizFan wrote:What? No "it's gonna be uuuuuge" reference? That's worth an entire litre, ain't it?
A litre of soda?
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Trump is reading from the teleprompter and not impromptu, meaning a lot of this stuff probably won't be said.

Would probably do better to play "MSM reaction bingo".
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Pwns wrote:Trump is reading from the teleprompter and not impromptu, meaning a lot of this stuff probably won't be said.

Would probably do better to play "MSM reaction bingo".
Or TYT.
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TDS will be very evident during and after the speech, and just think libs, you will only have 6 more of these.


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I'm getting my drinking done now and don't plan to watch. But how many drinks should people take when he falsely takes credit for continuation of all the positive economic trends that were in place well before he got elected?
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JohnStOnge wrote:I'm getting my drinking done now and don't plan to watch. But how many drinks should people take when he falsely takes credit for continuation of all the positive economic trends that were in place well before he got elected?

Such as????


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Black unemployment rate for one.

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Ibanez wrote:
AZGrizFan wrote:What? No "it's gonna be uuuuuge" reference? That's worth an entire litre, ain't it?
A litre of soda?
A liter of cola
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ALPHAGRIZ1 wrote:
Ibanez wrote: A litre of soda?
A liter of cola
What?
MEAC, last one out turn off the lights.

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Is black unemployment now really lower than in 1860?
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ALPHAGRIZ1 wrote:
Ibanez wrote: A litre of soda?
A liter of cola
A liter of Coke.
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We don't have any liter cola
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JSO, this is for you
https://youtu.be/lZFzN_UXS5Y



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Grizalltheway wrote:We don't have any liter cola
It's French.
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93henfan wrote:Is black unemployment now really lower than in 1860?
No, there was 99.999% employment back then. January 1st, 1863 there was a big layoff though.....
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css75 wrote:JSO, this is for you
https://youtu.be/lZFzN_UXS5Y



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Wrong item, this is yours JSO

https://youtu.be/25Eli6eg_ao


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JohnStOnge wrote:
css75 wrote:JSO, this is for you
https://youtu.be/lZFzN_UXS5Y



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That actually is for all of us.
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