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Jesus... handing out blessings and naps

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:lol:

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Chizzang wrote::lol:

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I love how the dude fixes his glasses before his brain realizes he's semi-conscious
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Huh. Who knew Jesus was a lefty with a good right jab? :shock:
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CAA Flagship wrote:Huh. Who knew Jesus was a lefty with a good right jab? :shock:
Yeah he totally set that guy up

I think he's ambiva...ambid... amphipibious


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CAA Flagship wrote:Huh. Who knew Jesus was a lefty with a good right jab? :shock:
I bet he's a natural righty.


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My take on this thread is that Cleets is developing some late-in-life religious inclination that should be encouraged. :thumb:
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"He beat Joe Louis' ass"
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Actually it was Clitteris’s thread title that gave me the chucks more than anything

When I write my book I will contract him for the title
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CAA Flagship wrote:"He beat Joe Louis' ass"
:rofl:

Joe Louis was a hundred years old!
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Ivytalk wrote:My take on this thread is that Cleets is developing some late-in-life religious inclination that should be encouraged. :thumb:
My faith in a higher power is marginally in tact...
My faith that humanity will adopt logic and reason over superstition and fear is declining

Side Note:
My faith in North Carolina BBQ was restored last week

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Chizzang wrote: Side Note:
My faith in North Carolina BBQ was restored last week

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What kind? Eastern or Western NC BBQ?
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CAA Flagship wrote:
Chizzang wrote: Side Note:
My faith in North Carolina BBQ was restored last week

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What kind? Eastern or Western NC BBQ?
I was in Eastern NC
They were smoking whole hogs and there was a noticeable lack of vinegar

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Chizzang wrote:
CAA Flagship wrote: What kind? Eastern or Western NC BBQ?
I was in Eastern NC
They were smoking whole hogs and there was a noticeable lack of vinegar

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:? :?
Eastern-style sauce is vinegar- and pepper-based, with no tomato whatsoever.
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CAA Flagship wrote:
Chizzang wrote:
I was in Eastern NC
They were smoking whole hogs and there was a noticeable lack of vinegar

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:? :?
Eastern-style sauce is vinegar- and pepper-based, with no tomato whatsoever.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barbecue_ ... h_Carolina
I have no clue... I was simply relaying the data points

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This was their main $10 plate they serve by the brazilian
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Chizzang wrote:
CAA Flagship wrote: What kind? Eastern or Western NC BBQ?
I was in Eastern NC
They were smoking whole hogs and there was a noticeable lack of vinegar

:geek:

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Chizzang wrote:
I have no clue... I was simply relaying the data points

One of the great places was Sam Jones
This was their main $10 plate they serve by the brazilian
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First blonde: "Last night I had sex with a Brazilian!"

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