Jesus... handing out blessings and naps
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Jesus... handing out blessings and naps
Q: Name something that offends Republicans?
A: The actual teachings of Jesus
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Re: Jesus... handing out blessings and naps
I love how the dude fixes his glasses before his brain realizes he's semi-consciousChizzang wrote:![]()
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Re: Jesus... handing out blessings and naps
Huh. Who knew Jesus was a lefty with a good right jab? 
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Re: Jesus... handing out blessings and naps
Yeah he totally set that guy upCAA Flagship wrote:Huh. Who knew Jesus was a lefty with a good right jab?
I think he's ambiva...ambid... amphipibious
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Re: Jesus... handing out blessings and naps
I bet he's a natural righty.CAA Flagship wrote:Huh. Who knew Jesus was a lefty with a good right jab?
A serious bar fighter who was wrapping up his career about the time I was old enough to drink told me that a good left hand will win most every time because everybody is looking for an overhand right, and that you should step in and deliver it to the stomach because everybody is expecting it to come towards their head.
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Re: Jesus... handing out blessings and naps
My take on this thread is that Cleets is developing some late-in-life religious inclination that should be encouraged. 
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Re: Jesus... handing out blessings and naps
"He beat Joe Louis' ass"
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Jesus... handing out blessings and naps
Actually it was Clitteris’s thread title that gave me the chucks more than anything
When I write my book I will contract him for the title
When I write my book I will contract him for the title
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Re: Jesus... handing out blessings and naps
CAA Flagship wrote:"He beat Joe Louis' ass"
Joe Louis was a hundred years old!
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Re: Jesus... handing out blessings and naps
My faith in a higher power is marginally in tact...Ivytalk wrote:My take on this thread is that Cleets is developing some late-in-life religious inclination that should be encouraged.
My faith that humanity will adopt logic and reason over superstition and fear is declining
Side Note:
My faith in North Carolina BBQ was restored last week
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A: The actual teachings of Jesus
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What kind? Eastern or Western NC BBQ?Chizzang wrote: Side Note:
My faith in North Carolina BBQ was restored last week
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Re: Jesus... handing out blessings and naps
I was in Eastern NCCAA Flagship wrote:What kind? Eastern or Western NC BBQ?Chizzang wrote: Side Note:
My faith in North Carolina BBQ was restored last week
They were smoking whole hogs and there was a noticeable lack of vinegar
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Re: Jesus... handing out blessings and naps
Chizzang wrote:I was in Eastern NCCAA Flagship wrote: What kind? Eastern or Western NC BBQ?
They were smoking whole hogs and there was a noticeable lack of vinegar
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barbecue_ ... h_CarolinaEastern-style sauce is vinegar- and pepper-based, with no tomato whatsoever.
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Re: Jesus... handing out blessings and naps
I have no clue... I was simply relaying the data pointsCAA Flagship wrote:Chizzang wrote:
I was in Eastern NC
They were smoking whole hogs and there was a noticeable lack of vinegar
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barbecue_ ... h_CarolinaEastern-style sauce is vinegar- and pepper-based, with no tomato whatsoever.
One of the great places was Sam Jones
This was their main $10 plate they serve by the brazilian
(brazilian is a quantity not location or nationality)

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Re: Jesus... handing out blessings and naps
Chizzang wrote:I was in Eastern NCCAA Flagship wrote: What kind? Eastern or Western NC BBQ?
They were smoking whole hogs and there was a noticeable lack of vinegar
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Re: Jesus... handing out blessings and naps
Chizzang wrote:I have no clue... I was simply relaying the data points
One of the great places was Sam Jones
This was their main $10 plate they serve by the brazilian
(brazilian is a quantity not location or nationality)
First blonde: "Last night I had sex with a Brazilian!"
Second blonde: "That's a lot!"
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